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As His Heart Lied

2009-08-21T16:19:48-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,865, Reviews: 91 Updated: 8-21-09 Published: 7-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Sakura decided that everything was better before Sasuke was dragged home. Now, instead of seeing Naruto happy, she is watching him break himself in half trying to make the ex-missing nin happy. SasuNaru

Small and Uncomfortable Spaces

2009-07-14T14:32:22-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,254, Reviews: 300 Updated: 7-14-09 Published: 2-2-05
Status: Complete

Put on a Cclass mission, Team 7 is sent to go play housemaid for an old woman. What exactly happens when Naruto and Sasuke lock themselves into an extremely small closet? Many things. Sasunaru. Chp6 LEMON REDONE- more explicit. yaoi. Complete

A Moment of Weakness

2009-07-08T12:13:00-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Rachel Morgan
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,364, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-8-09 Published: 6-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Ivy watches as Rachel slowly crumbles after Kisten's death. She also watches, bitterly of course, as Trent Kalamack makes things worse. Trent/Rachel nonlinear fic.

Just One Word

2009-05-01T18:22:21-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Romance
Pairing: Alastair & Dean W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,919, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-1-09
Status: Complete

Alastair needs Dean to say 'yes' to his offer, one way or another, and he doesn't care how he gets results. Semi-graphic oneshot. Alastair/Dean.

What Makes You Tick

2008-06-27T12:25:39-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Charlie Bone
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,778, Reviews: 118 Updated: 6-27-08 Published: 1-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Manfred has Charlie at his mercy in detention, but things don't end up going the straight and narrow. What are the consequences? Charlie is left with a mystery that even he can't solve; Manfred. Assortment of happenings and romances. SLASH

Lying Through Your Teeth

2007-08-08T12:27:52-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: L & Light Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,446, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-8-07
Status: Complete

LLight. A look into a difficult relationship where love, lies, and hate are sometimes the same thing. 20 cute and morbid situations through the eyes of both young men.

Illusion

2007-08-01T22:40:45-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Rachel Morgan
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,291, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-1-07
Status: Complete

In an hour Rachel felt as if the end had finally come. It was also a situation of wrong face and wrong time. Her demon scar can be removed...for a price. AlxRachel, slight TrentxRachel

Wakey Wakey

2006-07-15T19:25:46-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cloud S. & Zack F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-15-06
Status: Complete

Cloud can't seem to figure out how Zack can be wide awake in the morning when he himself can't even lift and eyelid. ZackCloud

Your Smile

2006-07-02T07:32:32-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 249, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Naruto may be the easiest person to cheer up, but he is definitely not the easiest to understand. NarutoHinata drabblefic. Fluff

Her Boyfriend

2006-07-01T10:30:11-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 25 Published: 7-1-06
Status: Complete

There are some things about Sakura's boyfriend that she doesn't know about. SasuNaru.

Wandering Hands

2006-06-27T17:45:37-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cloud S. & Zack F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,252, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-27-06
Status: Complete

Perhaps having such a friendship in the military wasn't the best choice for either of them. It was mainly, of course, Zack's fault, with the wandering hands he couldn't keep to himself. Yaoi ZackCloud Oneshot.

My Secret Cemetery

2006-06-07T17:32:55-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-7-06
Status: Complete

In his dreams, Cloud visits his own personal cemetery to look at a long forgotten grave. Excerpt: He paused before speaking again, this time in a vicious tone. “I hate myself because of this.” ZackCloud

Kept Waiting

2006-06-04T11:36:27-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Cloud S. & Zack F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 584, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

On the border of death from an injury, Cloud meets an old friend once more. ZackCloud. Oneshot

Excuse Me

2006-05-27T19:39:51-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Zack F. & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 314, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-27-06
Status: Complete

Cloud is contemplating how much he depended on Zack when he was younger and how devastated he was when Zack died. Somewhat depressing. Excerpt. As your hand touches my face, you smile regretfully and excuse me while I fall apart. Drabble

Never This Cold

2006-05-27T19:23:11-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Zack F. & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-27-06
Status: Complete

When one boy makes his feelings known, how does the other react? Excerpt. His eyes were actually dim for the moment the mischief that usually gleamed there had disappeared. Suddenly a bitter smile made its home on Zack’s usually happy face. Yaoi ZackCloud

Not Your Hero

2006-05-25T21:15:51-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Zack F. & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 571, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

Cloud decides that people have been putting too much faith in him. Sitting in the rain he recalls a memory of him and Zack. I love you Spikey, you know that, right... Zack whispered. ZackCloud Yaoi

To Repent

2006-05-25T14:32:24-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

While by himself, Naruto gets a visit from a long lost rival for a final goodbye. Angst SasuNaru

That Chocolate Flavor

2006-05-21T17:47:57-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Zack F. & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,071, Reviews: 26 Published: 5-21-06
Status: Complete

Cloud can't decide the flavor he tastes in Zack's mouth. So he decides to investigate. Yaoi. ZackCloud

Recurring Nightmare

2006-05-09T21:25:22-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Zack F. & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,262, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

Cloud has been having somewhat explicit and dramatic dreams of Zack since the SOLDIER died. Yaoi. MM sex.

My Unrequited Love

2006-04-09T20:51:36-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Botan & Hiei
Chapters: 1, Words: 780, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-9-06
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Throwing Yourself At Somebody Else. Botan and Hiei have been seperated for a long time after that disastrous night. What if they come across each other again. Will they feel the same? HB

Throwing Yourself at Somebody Else

2006-04-09T20:45:47-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hiei & Botan
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,404, Reviews: 69 Updated: 4-9-06 Published: 8-21-04
Status: Complete

When Botan finds Koenma cheating on her, she wants to get back at him, and in her confusion, goes after the worst guy possible. HB. Epilogue Next

Tale of My Sexual Harassment

2005-01-24T15:10:39-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,989, Reviews: 137 Updated: 1-24-05 Published: 1-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Ed's punishment for accidental thievery is to be Roy's maid for a month aka slave. Problem is, he has to live with him to in order to do that. With emotions running high, what will become of the two guys? RoyEd DISCONTINUED.

Loving You

2005-01-12T13:28:58-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Beyblade
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,522, Reviews: 30 Updated: 1-12-05 Published: 8-20-04
Status: In-Progress

Kai is in denial as to the fact that he has feelings for a certain bluehaired nutcase. As times get rough for the team, can he come to terms with himself and reveal love to Tyson finally? DISCONTINUED!

Stupidness Always Starts Romance

2004-12-15T15:31:04-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,636, Reviews: 42 Updated: 12-15-04 Published: 8-20-04
Status: In-Progress

When Botan injures (poisons) Hiei's Jagan eye on accident, she must take care of him. Just when things heat up from living together, Boatn is kidnapped by a demon that just might make Hiei fess up about his feelings for her. HieiBotan

Womanizer's Words

2004-12-15T14:13:10-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Miroku & Kagome
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,786, Reviews: 54 Updated: 12-15-04 Published: 8-21-04
Status: In-Progress

When Kagome becomes sick of Inu Yasha picking Kikyo over her, she runs off, only to be comforted by a certain someone...mirokukagome

The Minds Insanity

2004-08-23T12:41:22-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 353, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-23-04
Status: In-Progress

Hiei's loneliness has finally caught up with him. After years of being alone the empty space inside of him has finally made a hole. Major angst and suicidal thoughts....PG-13 for a reason...

I Didn't Know You Did Kinky Videos

2004-08-21T05:14:49-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: X-Files
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Krycek, A. & Mulder, F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 844, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-21-04
Status: Complete

What do you get when two enemies are locked in a very small room? Choas and naughty situations. MulderKrycek

Before I Fade

2004-08-20T18:09:51-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 672, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-20-04
Status: In-Progress

Draco doesn't take the fact that his father is in jail too well. Dumbledore realizes the fact and makes Harry Draco's keeper. Hell breaks loose when they are to become each others shadows and stick to each other for help. only each other. This is DMHP

Your Reflection in the Glass

2004-08-20T17:54:20-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Beyblade
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 979, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-20-04
Status: In-Progress

Mairiam is thinking about one of her encounters wMax, that is until Ozuma decides he wants her to think of...well him. OzumaMariam!

Heated Moment in the Closet

2004-08-20T17:25:34-08:00

Author: TheEviLSurgeon
Category: Beyblade
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 992, Reviews: 28 Published: 8-20-04
Status: Complete

What happens when Kai and Tyson get locked in a little closet? Well...a whole bunch of naughty happenings. Lemony KaiTy. One Shot