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A Very Young Girl's Record of Her Own Impressions

2007-11-16T14:31:45-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,275, Reviews: 36 Published: 11-16-07
Status: Complete

Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard

2007-10-22T20:00:59-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Albus D. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,368, Reviews: 88 Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?

Should've Thought of That One, Bori

2007-01-26T14:26:18-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Boromir
Chapters: 14, Words: 38,432, Reviews: 418 Updated: 1-26-07 Published: 5-3-05
Status: In-Progress

We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU

Like A Bat Out Of Hell

2007-01-20T20:50:42-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,188, Reviews: 34 Published: 1-20-07
Status: Complete

Boromir of Gondor is dead. That's not the sort of thing he takes lying down.

The Council of Elessar

2006-07-24T21:13:34-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Faramir
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,402, Reviews: 151 Updated: 7-24-06 Published: 1-24-06
Status: In-Progress

It's the Fourth Age, and a matter of Utter Seriousness has prompted Aragorn to call a council.

Pipe Dream

2006-01-13T17:07:48-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Chronicles of Narnia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,412, Reviews: 52 Published: 1-13-06
Status: Complete

Lucy comes to terms with her Faun fetish. Tumnus comes to terms with the fact that his teapot is broken. LucyTumnus parody... don't say you weren't warned.

The Morning After

2005-11-13T13:23:51-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,227, Reviews: 37 Published: 11-13-05
Status: Complete

All Faramir wants is a cup of tea. The rest of Middle earth, however, has other plans. Rated for Wanton Debauchery

Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas?

2005-04-30T20:04:04-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,176, Reviews: 242 Updated: 4-30-05 Published: 1-24-05
Status: Complete

If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.

Ignorance is Bliss

2005-04-03T11:33:05-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,421, Reviews: 38 Published: 4-3-05
Status: Complete

Boromir and Faramir raid the Citadel archives in a noble but desperate quest for The Truth. They end up discovering a bit more than they'd bargained for.

Production Commencing

2005-01-24T14:15:37-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 26 Published: 1-24-05
Status: Complete

The cast of the 'Harry Potter' series has been trapped in the bowels of a metaphysical literary dressing room for the past two years. How will they react when they learn that Book 6 has been finished? Written pre HBP

What Have Tomatoes Got to Do With Anything?

2005-01-24T14:13:03-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Denethor & Peregrin T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 961, Reviews: 35 Published: 1-24-05
Status: Complete

Recent studies show that if one watches RotK and then reads 'The Importance of Being Earnest' by Oscar Wilde, one will wake up at midnight and write something a bit like this.

The Departure of Faramir

2005-01-24T14:10:32-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Faramir & Eowyn
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,270, Reviews: 27 Published: 1-24-05
Status: Complete

Faramir didn't mean to look into the Palantír. Not really. But the temptation was simply too great to resist... and what he sees may scar him forever. Independent companion to 'The Departure of Boromir'.

Beyond the Veil

2005-01-24T14:05:03-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 11, Words: 12,301, Reviews: 192 Updated: 1-24-05 Published: 9-1-04
Status: Complete

Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.

The Departure of Boromir

2004-12-14T18:54:42-08:00

Author: Eggo Waffles
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Boromir & Faramir
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,318, Reviews: 41 Published: 12-14-04
Status: Complete

Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons™ why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.