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Future Geniuses

2007-12-12T19:56:07-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 17, Words: 62,898, Reviews: 274 Updated: 12-12-07 Published: 7-30-05
Status: In-Progress

Tradition, Family and True Love, these 3 things are forgotten when we hear the word Shinobi. 3 geniuses. 3 stories. Second Generation Story DISCONTINUED

Baker's Dozen

2007-08-17T10:34:10-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,438, Reviews: 31 Published: 8-17-07
Status: Complete

A bakery reopens in Konoha and Neji and Sasuke find themselves competing over something they’d never thought they would. [Request for InsaneYunay][NejiSakuSasu]

Just a Bunch of Girly Men!

2007-07-16T23:27:22-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 17, Words: 31,863, Reviews: 787 Updated: 7-16-07 Published: 10-9-04
Status: In-Progress

Our beloved male heroes, and Sasuke, were ranting on about how troublesome women are when suddenly they bumped into a fortune teller who curses them with a spell. Their curse: Turning into women! A couple hints of romance. DISCONTINUED

High School for Idiots

2007-05-30T21:48:27-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 16, Words: 40,733, Reviews: 750 Updated: 5-30-07 Published: 3-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Naruto is sent to a public High School, despite he's an orphan. He learns that this new school doesn't just teach studies, but romance, friendship, and most of all, the strict borders between popularity. NaruHinaShikaInoSasuSakuNejiTen DISCONTINUED

Naruto the Badfic

2007-05-15T17:51:30-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,677, Reviews: 112 Published: 5-15-07
Status: Complete

ONESHOT. Vampires, sappy romances, MarySues… I think it’s time for these Naruto fanfic clichés to go down. I’ll start. [CrackParody]

Stranded with Idiots

2006-08-17T19:38:00-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 34, Words: 40,621, Reviews: 2152 Updated: 8-17-06 Published: 10-5-05
Status: Complete

COMPLETE. Kakashi pulls a prank on the students by stranding them on an island so they can be watched by millions. Now they must fight for shelter, food and escape from entertainmentcraving tribe people. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen

The Uchiha Girl

2006-07-24T21:17:31-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,214, Reviews: 44 Published: 7-24-06
Status: Complete

Turns out Sasuke does have a long lost sister. But when Sakura and Naruto go to visit her, she doesn’t exactly seem to be what they expected. [MarySue Parody, sort of]

A New Chapter

2006-05-07T14:19:13-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Soul Calibur
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-7-06
Status: In-Progress

After Xianghua defeated Soul Edge, it vanished. Now, in the present, an archeologist finds Soul Edge and is possessed. Then souls around the globe are brought together for another showdown. DISCONTINUED

Kiku no Hana, Kiku no Hana!

2006-05-04T13:49:08-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,166, Reviews: 43 Published: 5-4-06
Status: Complete

It’s New Years and the boys, now men, hang out. It was relaxed until one brought up the drinking game Kiku no Hana.

Itachi?

2006-04-20T19:58:18-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,133, Reviews: 67 Published: 4-20-06
Status: Complete

[For Meheeners] They were just eating lunch and suddenly Itachi started crying. OOCness.

Hinata's Music Filled Day

2005-10-15T09:13:10-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,666, Reviews: 91 Published: 10-15-05
Status: Complete

Team Gai is rockin, Naruto’s tap dancing, Iruka’s doing the tango with Anko and Hinata asks herself over and over again why she ever got up that morning.

The Birthday Gift

2005-10-10T05:04:11-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 989, Reviews: 34 Published: 10-10-05
Status: Complete

It was only one small gift, a gift that stood there all alone, yet Naruto still smiled.

The Ino Shika Cho Trio!

2005-09-30T21:49:54-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,263, Reviews: 23 Updated: 9-30-05 Published: 2-17-05
Status: In-Progress

Shikato, Inoshi, and Choumaru's childhood. Shikato, Inoshi, and Choumaru are in Cell 6. Although these three barely knew each other and did not start out on the right foot, they somehow managed to become best friends. Mostly centered on Shikato. DISCONTIN

Happy Birthday Neji

2005-07-09T14:00:44-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,738, Reviews: 64 Published: 7-9-05
Status: Complete

Its Neji’s birthday, and Gai, Lee and Tenten need to throw him a party. Can they throw him a party of a lifetime?

Youth Productions Presents

2005-06-24T19:26:31-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Lee R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,066, Reviews: 256 Published: 6-24-05
Status: Complete

What happens when Lee gets his hands on a video camera? He spies on his friends of course!

Tenten's Troubles!

2005-04-29T04:01:11-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tenten
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,568, Reviews: 332 Updated: 4-29-05 Published: 3-30-05
Status: Complete

What happens when Tenten lets her hair down? Literally?

The Hunt

2005-04-23T23:15:22-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 920, Reviews: 94 Published: 4-23-05
Status: Complete

Inoshi Ino's Father has been noticing how beautiful his daughter is becoming, and being the protective father he is, he's on a hunt to look for the perfect boyfriend for his beloved daughter... One Shot.

Best Friends

2005-04-18T03:54:54-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Ino Y. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,049, Reviews: 46 Published: 4-18-05
Status: Complete

Rated for some language. Ino and Shikamaru go on a walk to catch up on old times. A topic leads to Ino's confession. If you ever called Ino mean, please read this. NOT an ANYBODY bashing fic.

The Kunoichis of Sand and Leaf

2005-04-13T18:11:33-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,314, Reviews: 83 Updated: 4-13-05 Published: 12-18-04
Status: In-Progress

Full Summary inside, a fic to honor the kunoichis of the Naruto Manga. When the guys are captured, it's up to Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Kurenai, Shizune, Anko, Tenten, and Temari to save them. [Paused]

Heroes of Konoha

2005-03-26T05:22:30-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Adventure
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,184, Reviews: 108 Updated: 3-26-05 Published: 3-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Orochimaru and the Sound take over Konoha, and all the heroes are said to be dead, but 15 years later a boy named Oshiro Takai discovers the past through his dreams. Along with Shikamaru, the two must go on a quest to find the rest of the heroes. [Paused]

Shikamaru's Wrath!

2005-03-13T09:51:10-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Pairing: Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,268, Reviews: 168 Updated: 3-13-05 Published: 2-6-05
Status: In-Progress

When Shikamaru's stuffed Deer goes missing, Shikamaru goes mad. As in Psycho Mad Watch Shikamaru in this parody as he Goes on a killing streak, murder has never been so fun. DISCONTINUED

Man's Best Friend

2004-11-12T21:31:07-08:00

Author: RedLotusNin
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kiba I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 967, Reviews: 27 Published: 11-12-04
Status: Complete

One Shot My Friend wrote this story. It was an average day, that is, until Kiba grew a tail.