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Strange Sleeping Arrangements

2008-03-01T20:38:17-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,894, Reviews: 34 Updated: 3-1-08, Published: 3-1-08
Status: Complete

Learning to sleep would never be this hard for a normal person. Gaara would consider himself lucky that he has a medic's help . . . If she'd keep her hands to herself, that is. GaaSaku, rated for petting and banter, oneshot.

Field Research

2008-02-11T22:31:37-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,515, Reviews: 55 Updated: 2-11-08, Published: 2-11-08
Status: In-Progress

Reading a smutty book's left Gaara with some questions. Gaara's questions might give Sakura a mental breakdown. GaaSaku, fluffy crack.

Scattered Thoughts

2008-02-03T16:30:38-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 12, Words: 10,167, Reviews: 198 Updated: 2-3-08, Published: 5-4-07
Status: In-Progress

A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .

Enemy Of My Enemy

2008-02-03T13:35:19-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,870, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-3-08, Published: 2-3-08
Status: Complete

The interdependent prequel for In Stone: He's tried to kill her, tried to kill her teammates . . . and now is helpless, unconscious, and in her care. While carrying Gaara away from the Akatsuki, Sakura comes to a decision.

Natural Troublemakers

2007-10-04T07:04:02-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Gaara
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,641, Reviews: 107 Updated: 10-4-07, Published: 9-6-07
Status: Complete

Naruto decides to show Gaara how to have fun in a normal way—but when Naruto’s idea of “normal” fun catches Sakura in the crossfire, things get a little crazy. NaruGaaSaku, OT3, heavyduty crack.

Thief of Dreams

2007-08-21T16:28:20-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Will T. & Jack S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,178, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-21-07, Published: 8-21-07
Status: Complete

Trying to outdrink Jack Sparrow was a terrible idea—enlightening, but still terrible. PotC1, silliness, no spoilers, vague WillxJack if you squint.

In Stone

2007-07-05T23:15:28-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 14, Words: 67,763, Reviews: 474 Updated: 7-5-07, Published: 5-22-05
Status: Complete

When it looks like everything might be taken away, Gaara can at least be grateful that he doesn't have to meet his challenges alone. Now if he can just hold things together for long enough to figure out where Naruto went . . . GaaSaku, Finished!

Misplaced Acolytes

2007-01-14T08:22:20-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Kabuto Y. & Shizune
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,692, Reviews: 20 Updated: 1-14-07, Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

They’re each on their own missions, in a way. Kabuto, Shizune, a little sadistic flirtation. Oneshot.

Exercises in Paranoia

2006-03-21T03:42:00-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hinata H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-21-06, Published: 3-21-06
Status: Complete

He’s loud, brash, and utterly fallible – and Hinata decides that in the end, that’s why she loves him. Onesided HinaNaru, introspective oneshot, fluff.

Eek!

2005-12-24T21:57:00-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 61, Words: 32,229, Reviews: 450 Updated: 12-24-05, Published: 10-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.

Agreeable to All

2005-10-18T21:28:57-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Winry R. & Riza H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-18-05, Published: 10-18-05
Status: Complete

After the Elric boys leave, it's up to Riza to find a way to make Winry feel better. WinryRoyRiza OT3, hundred word drabble, oneshot.

Almost

2005-08-19T09:45:04-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,007, Reviews: 27 Updated: 8-19-05, Published: 8-19-05
Status: Complete

It almost proves to be more than they can handle. Thankfully, almost doesn’t count. NaruSakuGaa, OT3, somewhat dark oneshot.

Stepping Back

2005-04-25T18:29:22-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Orochimaru & Tsunade
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,304, Reviews: 20 Updated: 4-25-05, Published: 4-25-05
Status: Complete

Just because someone is honest doesn’t mean it’s appreciated. Just because a mask is dropped doesn’t mean you have to like what you see. OroTsu, oneshot. Much angst. No spoilers.

Wild Card

2005-04-17T21:04:58-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Sakura H. & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,151, Reviews: 54 Updated: 4-17-05, Published: 4-17-05
Status: Complete

Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.

How & Why

2005-02-20T19:02:55-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 8, Words: 24,622, Reviews: 474 Updated: 2-20-05, Published: 11-2-04
Status: Complete

A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!

Project Human

2004-10-15T23:26:08-08:00

Author: randomsomeone
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 7, Words: 38,230, Reviews: 147 Updated: 10-15-04, Published: 9-30-04
Status: Complete

Growing up gets a little more treacherous, as friendship, caring, and the rehabilitation of those in need eventually all boils down to . . . What? LeeSakuGaa triangle, just to confuse things. Finished!