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ARSENAL

2009-12-09T19:29:19-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Shinji I.
Chapters: 4, Words: 17,756, Reviews: 55 Updated: 12-9-09 Published: 12-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Yes, it's an acronym, and no, I'm not telling you what it means. You'll have to find that out for yourself. Suffice it to say, prepare for a wild ride...

The Weapon Known as Love

2009-11-29T13:43:17-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Alice & Edward
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,260, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-29-09
Status: Complete

My first bat at the Twilight Saga. Be warned, insane author at the helm. Character death, darkness, Alice-centric. Flame on.

Ramen Doodles

2009-11-12T20:52:39-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 36, Words: 78,790, Reviews: 398 Updated: 11-12-09 Published: 4-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.

Homecoming

2009-10-24T11:58:49-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Shinji I.
Chapters: 9, Words: 23,446, Reviews: 133 Updated: 10-24-09 Published: 4-5-09
Status: In-Progress

Fallen from grace, neither human nor Angel, the so-called Prince of Darkness makes his return to Earth at last. R&R please.

Laundry Shots

2009-09-25T21:28:03-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hanatarou Y. & Isane K.
Chapters: 23, Words: 28,790, Reviews: 149 Updated: 9-25-09 Published: 10-13-07
Status: In-Progress

What is this story: Humor? Drama? Romance? Crack? In a word, yes. In four words, all of the above. Enjoy! Rated for language.

The Red Mirror

2009-09-22T11:05:07-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 24,380, Reviews: 112 Updated: 9-22-09 Published: 8-13-09
Status: In-Progress

Faced with imprisonment and possible death, the Kyuubi embarks on a desperate gamble to free itself. Uzumaki Naruto? Meet Uzumaki Naruto.

Key Through the Heart: Final Mix

2009-09-10T23:22:54-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Crossover: Naruto and Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,564, Reviews: 40 Published: 9-10-09
Status: In-Progress

As if the Kyuubi wasn't enough, Naruto Uzumaki gains a power that will change the fate of the universe and his life forever. Lucky him. Crossover with Kingdom Hearts, AU. Completely revised and rewritten.

A Very Long Vacation

2009-08-07T18:20:26-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Mikoto U.
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,928, Reviews: 362 Updated: 8-7-09 Published: 5-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.

Spare Parts

2009-08-01T23:18:25-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Shinji I.
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,147, Reviews: 52 Updated: 8-1-09 Published: 5-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Evangelion ideas, snippets, and other unfinished bits for your entertainment and perusal. Enjoy!

Mercy

2009-07-26T13:42:46-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Pride and Prejudice
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,253, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

Pride, Prejudice and Zombies. Elizabeth ponders mercy while hunting unmentionables late at night.

Two Flames Dance

2009-06-07T19:13:58-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Spiritual
Pairing: Mikoto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,159, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

Love was not the only emotion that could easily be likened to a flame. Mikoto found this fascinating as well..." R&R

Raindrops

2009-05-27T16:13:56-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Spiritual
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,095, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-27-09
Status: Complete

It's funny what you see in puddles during the rain. Sometimes it's a reflection, and other times, it's a warning. Sakura-centric one-shot.

Key Through the Heart

2009-05-06T08:23:43-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Crossover: Naruto and Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 36, Words: 224,724, Reviews: 1993 Updated: 5-6-09 Published: 3-22-07
Status: In-Progress

ON INDEFINITE HIATUS: As if the Kyuubi wasn't enough, Naruto Uzumaki gains a power that will change the fate of the universe and his life forever. Lucky him. Crossover with Kingdom Hearts, AU. Naruharem as well as other pairings. No yaoi or yuri.

Naruto: An Alternative Canon

2009-04-20T14:08:16-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Fantasy
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,037, Reviews: 71 Updated: 4-20-09 Published: 10-16-08
Status: In-Progress

Snippets for an alternate take on the Naruto-verse.

Stargate: Konoha

2009-02-27T14:24:06-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Crossover: Stargate: SG-1 and Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,113, Reviews: 144 Updated: 2-27-09 Published: 7-14-08
Status: In-Progress

In which Naruto Uzumaki discovers that curiosity isn't too lenient on foxes either. Crossover with Stargate: SG-1, among others. Rated for language, violence and innuendo.

Harry Potter and the Combat Butler

2008-11-13T14:11:37-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 7, Words: 31,554, Reviews: 193 Updated: 11-13-08 Published: 1-22-08
Status: In-Progress

Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.

Can I Keep Her?

2008-10-15T15:45:24-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Yugito N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 110 Published: 10-15-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?

Foresight

2008-08-23T07:54:40-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Marvel Zombies
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,501, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-23-08
Status: Complete

How Layla Miller spends the day the world ends. AU, twisted humor, general weirdness. Oneshot.

Boom!

2008-07-24T19:25:29-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Tenten
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,061, Reviews: 292 Updated: 7-24-08 Published: 12-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.

The Puddlejumper Diaries

2008-07-15T22:52:30-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Stargate: Atlantis
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: John S. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 22, Words: 20,203, Reviews: 180 Updated: 7-15-08 Published: 8-24-06
Status: In-Progress

Jumper Twenty Two: Nothing can possibly go wrong.

Plugsuits

2007-10-23T07:17:04-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Rei A. & Shinji I.
Chapters: 22, Words: 58,143, Reviews: 158 Updated: 10-23-07 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

Definitely not your average selfinsert fic... In that the bad SIs are killed by our heroes. C'mon... You know you're curious...

The Choice is Clear

2007-10-22T11:44:00-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 965, Reviews: 35 Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.

Fuyuoka

2007-07-27T03:31:40-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Keitaro U. & Shinobu M.
Chapters: 7, Words: 15,844, Reviews: 71 Updated: 7-27-07 Published: 6-23-05
Status: In-Progress

Keitaro Urashima was always different, but we never knew how much... LHSupermanSmallville fusion IN PROGRESS

Bat Tales: Another Promise

2007-07-25T15:34:09-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Mutsumi O. & Keitaro U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,016, Reviews: 29 Updated: 7-25-07 Published: 5-17-05
Status: Complete

Mutsumi Otohime made another promise that summer's day so long ago... To avenge her parent's death. But how will she balance the promise of Toudai with the promise of Batwoman?

Bat Tales: NERV's Belfry

2007-07-23T11:22:23-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Shinji I. & Rei A.
Chapters: 17, Words: 37,217, Reviews: 268 Updated: 7-23-07 Published: 4-6-05
Status: In-Progress

How much trouble could one little bat be? To Shinji Ikari, it allowed him to bring a fictional hero to life and change the fate of humanity. Way to go, doofus... Fusion with Batman.

World's Finest

2007-07-17T17:54:29-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Keitaro U. & Mutsumi O.
Chapters: 6, Words: 15,628, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-17-07 Published: 6-28-07
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Fuyuoka and Bat Tales 3. When Keitaro Urashima became Superman, he didn't expect to meet up with others like him... Or to lead the defense of Earth against it's destruction, either.

April Tenth

2007-06-10T23:30:25-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,506, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-10-07 Published: 6-4-07
Status: In-Progress

A prequel to April Ninth. It's a race to the finish as the Ori, Wraith, and Tau'ri converge on P1F124... Better known as PLANET. Fusion with Final Fantasy VII and Stargate: SG1. Rated Mature for language.

April Ninth

2007-04-23T13:54:17-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Yuna
Chapters: 16, Words: 25,655, Reviews: 108 Updated: 4-23-07 Published: 4-12-06
Status: In-Progress

Lt. Colonel John Shepherd always does end up in the strangest places... Crossover with Stargate: SG1, Stargate: Atlantis, and several Final Fantasies.

Duck Dodgers: Seraphib?

2007-04-16T07:38:55-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Looney Tunes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,488, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-16-07 Published: 3-18-04
Status: Complete

COMPLETED: A Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a Half Century fic... Because I was bored. Anyway, Dodgers must track down an experimental GP starship while dealing with the universe's greatest threat: His own stupidity...

Weapons of Old and New

2007-04-03T20:40:43-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 21, Words: 46,046, Reviews: 271 Updated: 4-3-07 Published: 9-16-06
Status: In-Progress

The last few months of Naruto's three year training trip have unforeseen consequences, as the skills he gains from a mysterious sensei make him both powerful... And vulnerable. Not quite a parody of Super!Naruto stories, but in that general direction...

Just Right

2007-03-11T15:07:27-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Pairing: Sora & Naminé
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,535, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-11-07
Status: Complete

PostKH2. Naminé thought she and Kairi would reintegrate like Sora and Roxas, and that would be that. There's just one thing she didn't count on... SoraNaminé and KairiRiku pairings.

Something New

2007-03-07T12:46:17-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-7-07
Status: Complete

To Alice, Sora is her rescuer in more ways than one. Oneshot, SoraAlice Solice. R&R, it's my first KH fic.

After Life

2007-02-03T08:44:33-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Pairing: Hitsugaya T. & Zaraki K.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,725, Reviews: 39 Updated: 2-3-07 Published: 1-31-07
Status: Complete

Updated: Kenpachi Zaraki goes to the church he inspired. The rest of Soul Society is not sure what to make of it.

Stargate: Evangelion

2007-01-08T13:09:04-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 14,889, Reviews: 59 Updated: 1-8-07 Published: 3-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Chapter Five: "Bathing is like the washing machine of life" -Misato Katsuragi

You're Only Second Rate

2007-01-07T17:46:36-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,693, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-7-07
Status: Complete

Itachi has come to Konoha for the purposes of showing just what Team 7 and Team Gai are to him: Second rate. Crack, oneshot songfic, no pairings.

Team Twelve

2007-01-07T15:54:01-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,142, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-7-07 Published: 12-23-06
Status: In-Progress

Shorts stories about what the Narutoverse would be like if the Rookie Nine were the Rookie Twelve. Original characters, AU.Read and review please.

The Shiny Snitch

2006-12-23T11:13:07-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Mal & River
Chapters: 16, Words: 21,637, Reviews: 322 Updated: 12-23-06 Published: 11-7-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry Potter in the 26th century... And the crew of Serenity's along for the ride. Drabble challenge, multiple crossovers. Back in business.

Facets

2006-11-17T21:39:57-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Shinji I. & Misato K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 21 Published: 11-17-06
Status: Complete

Two views from Shinji and Misato following the Fourteenth Angel attack. WAFF, ShinjiMisato if you squint. Mild language.

Rising Eva

2006-05-23T07:55:55-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,903, Reviews: 14 Updated: 5-23-06 Published: 2-12-06
Status: Complete

Various StargateEvangelion crossover drabbles. R&R!

And the Adventure Continues

2006-05-10T15:51:19-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Justice League
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,618, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-10-06
Status: In-Progress

Because the DCAU is too depressing, and there's a few things we can do to keep it going. Definite AU, but only for a good cause!Chapter One: Revisiting Oracle...

The Right Things

2006-04-13T17:31:03-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Atomic Betty
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,463, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-13-06 Published: 11-21-05
Status: Complete

After Earth's war on the Galactic Guardians, some people are reflecting on the cost of one's beliefs... UPDATED

Memories

2006-04-09T03:03:28-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Jackson, D. & O'Neill, J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,589, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-9-06
Status: In-Progress

Crossover with Final Fantasy VII. Daniel and Jack reflect on the wild year they've had on PLANET, and on a certain Ancient flower girl...

Lost Heart

2006-03-19T13:15:01-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Powerpuff Girls
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Bubbles
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,384, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-19-06
Status: Complete

From the bleedman Powerpuff Doujinshi universe. Bubbles and Mandy meet, one last time...

Star Trek: Babylon

2005-11-17T19:57:13-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: StarTrek: Other
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 24,097, Reviews: 30 Updated: 11-17-05 Published: 9-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Not a crossover. A Federation task force is sent to find one of their own in former Borg territory. Instead, they find a gateway of the gods.

Mirrors

2005-11-16T10:43:23-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Keitaro U. & Shinobu M.
Chapters: 12, Words: 16,384, Reviews: 207 Updated: 11-16-05 Published: 9-4-04
Status: Complete

Keitaro's been through a lot of trials that would make anyone else crack... But what happens when he cracks into six different pieces? COMPLETE

A Wartime Necessity

2005-08-01T14:49:31-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,392, Reviews: 14 Updated: 8-1-05 Published: 7-19-05
Status: In-Progress

Post HBP. Issue 2: Air war against the Dementors. Inside the USUK conflicts over wizard legal rights. And a cure for lycanthropy...

Simply Oi!

2005-08-01T14:40:32-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Narcissa M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,751, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Silly parody of the Marriage Law Challenge, with bizarre couplings, snake babies, and Draco having a stroke! Enjoy the randomness!

Dun Dun Dun

2005-07-17T10:47:37-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,422, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-17-05
Status: Complete

HBP spoilers. Something to make the HH and RL shippers feel better...

Finding Robin

2005-06-02T10:24:56-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Justice League
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,803, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-2-05
Status: Complete

What if Young Justice existed in the DC animated universe when Robin was kidnapped by the Joker? Spoilers if you haven't seen Batman Beyond: ROTJ.

Bat Tales: A Sticky Situation

2005-04-13T12:36:57-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Bubblegum Crisis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,853, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-13-05
Status: Complete

Tokyo 2040 fic If you send an AD Policeman a Bat suit in the mail, what happens? You're about to find out...

Trials and Transitions

2005-02-06T18:34:42-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Nadesico
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,966, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-6-05 Published: 6-19-04
Status: In-Progress

ON HOLD: Chapter 6: You're the Next Captain of the Nadesico!... R&R!

Bonds of Time: The Love Hina Fanboy War Prequel

2004-10-11T13:41:53-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 21, Words: 115,247, Reviews: 103 Updated: 10-11-04 Published: 7-14-03
Status: Complete

After the Cataclysm of 2004, the world was reborn, helmed by the Hinata Goddesses... COMPLETE: 7604, NEW FEATURES ADDED: Blooper Reel, 101104, ADDITIONAL FEATURES ON THE WAY.

Midnight

2004-09-23T10:48:47-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Naru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,525, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-23-04
Status: Complete

Really thing it'd be great to live at the Hinata Sou? Well...

Love Hina: Adventures In Morphing!

2004-08-30T12:33:03-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Keitaro U. & Kanako U.
Chapters: 9, Words: 14,645, Reviews: 37 Updated: 8-30-04 Published: 1-26-03
Status: In-Progress

ON HOLD: The first AnimorphsLove Hina XOVR. Keitaro and Kanako Urashima, Tact Carter, David Weiss, and Sayoko Minagi have been fighting the Yeerks for four years. And now, the war's over... Or is it?

Canterbury SG1

2004-06-02T14:25:52-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Stargate: SG-1
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Jackson, D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-2-04
Status: In-Progress

The SG-1 crew, according to Chaucer's 'Canterbury Tales'. Chapter 1: Daniel

Oops

2004-04-20T14:36:11-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mutsumi O. & Keitaro U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,563, Reviews: 33 Updated: 4-20-04 Published: 2-14-04
Status: Complete

COMPLETE: The Hinata gang goes to Las Vegas! What awaits them the next day? Demon!Granny Hina, Drunk!Naru, and plenty of innuendo! Pairings: Keisumi, Kanaru, Kenruka, OCTsuruko, Setsune, and Shitani! R&R!

Night

2003-10-09T20:13:46-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 507, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-9-03
Status: In-Progress

Harry mulls over past events, and his future... Post-OotP, Harry-angst. R&R

A Taste of Blood

2003-08-04T19:41:41-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,007, Reviews: 26 Published: 8-4-03
Status: Complete

Angsty oneshot, sequel of sorts to Hard Night. Keitaro has nightmares about a life he thought was fiction, and remembers the events that led him to one of the most painful decisions of his life... divorcing Naru.

So Much For Nuremburg

2003-07-31T08:30:26-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Hermione G. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,046, Reviews: 44 Published: 7-31-03
Status: In-Progress

Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!

Hard Night

2003-07-08T09:34:59-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Keitaro U. & Mutsumi O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,668, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-8-03
Status: In-Progress

The sequel to Peace of Mind, Mutsumi mentally paces the night, under the burdens of her powers and Naru and Keitaro's recent marriage. KMut, KN, slight XOVER into XMen. R&R, please.

Opaque World

2003-06-18T09:35:50-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Mutsumi O. & Keitaro U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,816, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-18-03
Status: Complete

A nonSI gasp first chapter to a Round Robin Arc yours truly is contributing to. I'm putting it up for reader review and feedback, so don't take it too seriously. KMut, N?

Totally Random Love Hina Skits!

2003-05-25T19:02:55-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mutsumi O. & Keitaro U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,641, Reviews: 49 Updated: 5-25-03 Published: 8-30-02
Status: Complete

Chapter 3! Woo hoo! Giant monster turtles, superheroes, weretigers getting hit in the head... Just the Love Hina cast going completely mad, much like the author who wrote this fic R&R please!

Good Morning to You

2003-05-14T15:56:17-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ryo A. & Shuichon L./Suzie W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,175, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Just a typical morning with the Season Three crew, ten years after the fact. And poor Ryo's got no one to love. Tarika, Jurenya, Ryochon

Black Satin

2003-05-04T12:06:02-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Kanako U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,843, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-4-03
Status: Complete

You are cordially invited to the unholy union of Kana Himekazi and Kanako Urashima... A wedding present to the Dark Couple of Hopefully, they will not kill me for my initiative... ONESHOT

Peace Of Mind

2003-05-01T18:47:23-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Mutsumi O. & Keitaro U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,522, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-1-03
Status: Complete

Mutsumi ponders herself, her gifts, her friends, and her love. Oneshot, angsty KM, slight XOVR into XMen, but only for a good cause...

The Refreshing of Fate

2003-04-16T20:14:51-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,234, Reviews: 18 Updated: 4-16-03 Published: 12-2-02
Status: In-Progress

ON HOLD: Being the second part of the Love Hina Change Saga of Christopher Magician, the world turns upside down as Keitaro and friends try to make sense of it all...

No Need For Twisting Spacetime!

2003-03-12T07:33:44-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Tenchi Muyo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,973, Reviews: 27 Updated: 3-12-03 Published: 8-9-02
Status: In-Progress

DISCONTINUED: Earth and Jurai are at war, and the Terrans are barely holding on. However, when the Earth ship Isis and the Jurian ship Tsunami were caught in a hyperspace explosion, something happened... AU

Tap Dancing Freaks!

2003-03-09T11:33:32-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Keitaro U. & Mutsumi O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,009, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-9-03
Status: Complete

The reply to Silver's challenge. Keitaro and Talon try to teach a goldfish to tapdance, but when they drop some harzardous material into it's bowl... Well... Can you say 'B' Movie? R&R, please!

The Reconstruction of Keitaro Urashima

2003-02-03T18:13:21-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Keitaro U. & Mutsumi O.
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,328, Reviews: 50 Updated: 2-3-03 Published: 11-29-02
Status: Complete

DISCONTINUED: Crossover Maniac transferred the story to my account, and so we both take credit for the story before you. Keitaro Urashima looks around one day, and discovers that he's been living a lie... Chapter 3: Confrontations and Truth

The Light From Ashes

2003-01-14T16:07:04-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,186, Reviews: 46 Updated: 1-14-03 Published: 11-26-02
Status: In-Progress

ON HOLD: Keitaro leaves one morning to find who he really is... R&R, please.

Blood? Mmm, Mmm, Good!

2003-01-14T06:23:30-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kaolla S. & Keitaro U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,696, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-14-03 Published: 10-22-02
Status: Complete

Yep, more randomness for writer's block. Chapter 2: Talon and Keitaro fight off a vampire. It ends in a rather predictable but amusing way. R&R please!

Research For Fangs

2002-11-29T12:06:52-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,043, Reviews: 45 Published: 11-29-02
Status: In-Progress

ON HOLD: Suu's latest experiment has turned Keitaro into a vampire...

The Ruling of Fortunes

2002-11-08T07:52:18-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,414, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-8-02
Status: In-Progress

DISCONTINUED: The galaxy is under invasion, and with the fate of all life in the Universe hanging in the balance... Who can possibly save us all? LHInu Yasha XOVR, though more will follow. R&R, please.

More Totally Random Love Hina Skits!

2002-11-08T07:05:20-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,180, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-8-02
Status: In-Progress

This is either a desperate attempt to break my writer's block, or further proof of my descent into insanity. Oh well! Plenty of chaos, yuri implications, suggestive dialogue and weirdness to make you ask,"... What the heck is Talon on?" R&R, please!

The Poetic Story of Mutsumi and Keitaro

2002-10-28T12:03:51-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Love Hina
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-28-02
Status: In-Progress

Writer's block spews non-sensical poetry. Obviously K/M shippage, and slight bashing of Naru, but not too badly.

Memoirs of a Starship

2002-09-27T13:27:59-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: StarTrek: Other
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,449, Reviews: 17 Published: 9-27-02
Status: In-Progress

The Enterprise-E's history- From the ship herself. R&R please.

Greasy Fingers

2002-09-02T07:04:03-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,381, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-2-02
Status: In-Progress

A continuation of my first big fic, "Creative Processes Run Amok!". Just a series of vignettes from the aftermath of the Poke'mon War. Chapter One: Bitterness of the losers and the frustration of the victors...

Empress Nueva of Jurai

2002-08-06T06:22:47-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-6-02
Status: Complete

Happy Birthday, Nuevachan! This is for you! Features appearances by Tsunami TM!, Usagi SM, Megumi OMG!, Keitaro, Shinobu LH and Akane R12 Plus Talon thinking he's Magical Girl Adorable Andrea after getting hit in the head...R&R, please!

Guilty Pleasures

2002-07-29T16:47:12-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Tenchi Muyo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,703, Reviews: 20 Published: 7-29-02
Status: In-Progress

The Tenchi crew all have some secret... Hobbies of theirs. Believe me, it's cleaner than it sounds. R&R, please! ...Tsunami and Tenchi swing dance...

Pata 12!

2002-05-09T07:40:29-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Digimon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,579, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-9-02 Published: 4-19-02
Status: In-Progress

DISCONTINUED: Depressed about Wizardmon and Tailmon's engagement, Patamon finds himself in a certain training ground in China. Patamon becomes a human girl! Chapter 2: Patamon being fought over by the guys? Patatakeru, Takari, possible Daikari later. R&R,

Flight to Nowhere

2002-04-01T12:53:12-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,656, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-1-02
Status: In-Progress

Tori's latest challenge. Our favorite pilots and their girlfriends head for Cambodia. What could go wrong? If you don't know, you're no Gundam Wing fan. R&R, please!

Sunset

2002-03-01T13:46:22-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Heero Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 859, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-1-02
Status: In-Progress

Marimeia reflects on how she and Heero got together while watching the sun set. Mx1 (Marimeia and Heero) Please, R&R.

InteruptionsA Challenge from Tori

2002-02-05T06:23:32-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Duo M. & Relena P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,650, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-5-02
Status: In-Progress

R for liminess, yuri, innuendo. Duo just wants some peace and quiet with his two girlfriends...

Prank Calls of Middle Earth-Short n' Sweet

2002-01-15T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,548, Reviews: 61 Published: 1-15-02
Status: In-Progress

Pippin plays some prank calls on Legolas, Arwen, and Aragorn. Hints of Arwen/Legolas, Aragorn/Eowyn. Short, pointless, but ( I think) Funny! Enjoy!

Santa Justice!

2001-12-22T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Fanfiction Poetry
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 573, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-22-01
Status: In-Progress

Oi vey, the holidays make my brain go mushy. So read my fic and don't be slushy!

Yuy Guy

2001-07-20T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Heero Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 22 Published: 7-20-01
Status: In-Progress

It's a spoof of a spoof! Weird Al Yankovich's

Uncle HeeChan

2001-07-16T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Heero Y. & Relena P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,214, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-16-01
Status: In-Progress

Heero has to babysit Marimeia, and in turn learns some things about himself....

Stranger than usual...

2000-12-14T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Tenchi Muyo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,702, Reviews: 26 Published: 12-14-00
Status: In-Progress

Tenchi wakes up one morning to a world that's not quite right.....

A Quiet Moment

2000-04-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Andrew Joshua Talon
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 31 Published: 4-30-00
Status: Complete

My first attempt at a Harry Potter fic. Give me a little slack....