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Trick or Treat!

2008-10-30T14:49:45-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Scarecrow & Bruce W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,776, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-30-08, Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

It's Halloween, and that means another fiendish plot from the Scarecrow! Of course, with his luck, it's bound to be mostly trick and very little treat...

Reinventing

2008-10-20T10:31:46-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,631, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-20-08, Published: 10-20-08
Status: In-Progress

-Sorrow 5- "The error of one moment becomes the sorrow of a whole life." - Chinese proverb

Medical Help

2008-10-03T10:13:53-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Pairing: Scarecrow & Bruce W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 12,423, Reviews: 17 Updated: 10-3-08, Published: 9-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Dr. Crane, meet Dr. Horrible. Dr. Horrible, meet Dr. McNinja. Dr. McNinja, meet Batman. Readers, meet impending crossover insanity.

If

2008-09-29T06:04:21-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-29-08, Published: 9-29-08
Status: Complete

What does it take to be a villain? Apologies to Rudyard Kipling.

Home is Where the Heart Is

2008-09-16T14:08:08-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,261, Reviews: 19 Updated: 9-16-08, Published: 9-1-08
Status: Complete

The sequel to 'Playing House'. The year in Gotham is drawing to a close, but Jackie and the Riddler have some unfinished business with certain acquaintances...and each other.

Reciprocity

2008-08-20T15:32:53-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 3, Words: 20,136, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-20-08, Published: 8-11-08
Status: Complete

-Sorrow 4- We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them. - Kahlil Gibran

Freak Accidents

2008-08-18T17:27:03-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Bruce W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,395, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-18-08, Published: 7-28-08
Status: Complete

Tentacles, polymorphs, and mutants! Where does Gotham get those wonderful freaks?

Dinner and a Show

2008-08-12T18:03:31-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: The Joker & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,621, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-12-08, Published: 8-12-08
Status: Complete

Lights! Camera! Joker!...oh, this can't be good.

Shattered

2008-08-04T18:29:42-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Humor
Pairing: The Joker & The Riddler
Chapters: 5, Words: 30,030, Reviews: 17 Updated: 8-4-08, Published: 5-22-08
Status: Complete

-Sorrow 3- There is no greater sorrow than to be mindful of the happy time in misery. - Dante Alighieri

Cake or Death?

2008-07-30T18:11:39-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 8, Words: 18,054, Reviews: 24 Updated: 7-30-08, Published: 5-20-08
Status: Complete

The Riddler finds himself locked in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. Crossover with the video game Portal.

Playing House

2008-05-01T11:00:18-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 5, Words: 15,713, Reviews: 48 Updated: 5-1-08, Published: 3-7-08
Status: Complete

The sequel to 'Homesick'. Thanksgiving is a time for family togetherness. But how do you tell your family that your new job is henching for the Riddler?

Breaking

2008-04-08T12:59:36-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy
Chapters: 4, Words: 19,420, Reviews: 26 Updated: 4-8-08, Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

Sorrow shared is sorrow halved. -Sorrow 2-

Green Eyes

2008-02-29T06:23:42-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Bruce W. & Talia al Ghul
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,660, Reviews: 13 Updated: 2-29-08, Published: 2-14-08
Status: Complete

Everybody wants to rule the world. Well, Ra's al Ghul and Poison Ivy do, at any rate. Too bad for them that their plans didn't account for everyone's favorite lovesick assassin...

Origins

2008-02-19T05:58:24-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 4, Words: 13,640, Reviews: 22 Updated: 2-19-08, Published: 1-28-08
Status: Complete

O, sorrow! Why dost borrow heart's lightness from the merriment of May? - John Keats -Sorrow 1-

Homesick

2008-02-07T05:02:54-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: The Riddler & Scarecrow
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,653, Reviews: 30 Updated: 2-7-08, Published: 1-14-08
Status: Complete

The sequel to 'Home Sweet Home'. The lairs are destroyed, there's a trio of women out for blood, and the Riddler's in Arkham. What's a henchgirl to do?

Animal House

2008-01-24T05:11:33-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: The Joker & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,566, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-24-08, Published: 1-24-08
Status: Complete

Pets are wonderful. But for Harley Quinn, sometimes hyenas just aren't enough...

The Craven

2008-01-21T19:23:46-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Pairing: Bruce W. & Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 11 Updated: 1-21-08, Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

Jonathan Crane has an encounter with a certain grim and ominous ebony figure. A parody of Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven'.

Time Crisis

2008-01-10T15:57:34-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman the Animated Series
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,486, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-10-08, Published: 1-3-08
Status: Complete

The distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.' Unfortunately for Gotham, Einstein was all too right.

Home Sweet Home

2007-12-31T09:51:59-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Crime
Pairing: The Riddler & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 5, Words: 14,969, Reviews: 33 Updated: 12-31-07, Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

The sequel to 'Housemates', in which Jackie and the Riddler learn why copycats are dangerous, why heists are not spectator events, and why skipping dessert is always a good idea.

The Night Before Christmas

2007-12-26T21:59:42-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Parody
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 567, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-26-07, Published: 12-26-07
Status: Complete

What would Santa give the Scarecrow? A parody of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'.

Housemates

2007-12-10T10:46:11-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: The Riddler & Scarecrow
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,640, Reviews: 27 Updated: 12-10-07, Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

The sequel to [Get Out of My House!] Jackie's survived her encounter with the Riddler...so far. But he's not the only rogue in Gotham...

Grim Grinning Ghosts

2007-11-26T08:46:07-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Two-Face & Scarecrow
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,622, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-26-07, Published: 11-26-07
Status: Complete

It's Halloween, and TwoFace's henchgirls demand entertainment in the form of a haunted house. But they're not the only ones taking advantage of some seasonal fun...

Go With A Smile

2007-11-21T09:31:22-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: The Joker & Harley Quinn
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,908, Reviews: 23 Updated: 11-21-07, Published: 11-5-07
Status: Complete

The Joker and Harley Quinn are on an unexpected vacation...in Valkenvania. [Oh, God, what have I unleashed upon the world? Crossover with the movie 'Nothing but Trouble'.]

Get Out of My House!

2007-11-03T14:09:07-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: The Riddler
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,902, Reviews: 27 Updated: 11-3-07, Published: 10-15-07
Status: Complete

Q: When is the Riddler's lair not a lair? A: When it's someone else's apartment.

Gotham at Night

2007-10-14T19:29:17-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Drama
Chapters: 11, Words: 7,841, Reviews: 18 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 4-13-05
Status: In-Progress

You haven't heard the real story until you've heard it from the sources themselves. Chapter 11: Scarecrow

Masque's Off!

2007-10-10T06:05:52-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Scarecrow
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,730, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-10-07, Published: 10-5-07
Status: Complete

Ah, Halloween. Time for candy, parties, and total psychological meltdowns courtesy of Jonathan Crane. What could be better? The party planners of Gotham have some ideas that the Scarecrow's not going to like...

Breaking the Ice

2007-10-08T11:44:56-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman the Animated Series
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,362, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-8-07, Published: 5-26-07
Status: Complete

Victor Fries: convicted felon, mutated scientist...loving husband? What will life be like now that Nora's out of the tube and healthy again?

Three's a Crowd

2005-01-10T18:55:12-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,548, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-10-05, Published: 12-2-04
Status: Complete

A dummy, a puppet and a pawn, served up warm with a twist of Cyrano de Bergerac.

Don't Throw Stones

2004-11-07T20:09:29-08:00

Author: Checkerboards
Category: Batman
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Poison Ivy & Bruce W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,737, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-7-04, Published: 10-27-04
Status: Complete

Poison Ivy's going up against her most unlikely foe ever...Mother Nature.