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Odd Ideas

2009-11-08T04:58:27-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 105, Words: 392,106, Reviews: 4100 Updated: 11-8-09 Published: 9-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Reunion

2009-10-03T22:28:49-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 49,035, Reviews: 906 Updated: 10-3-09 Published: 11-14-08
Status: In-Progress

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

What If?

2009-06-10T01:02:26-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 13, Words: 34,399, Reviews: 342 Updated: 6-10-09 Published: 4-14-07
Status: In-Progress

A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Back in Black

2008-12-24T23:53:31-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 7, Words: 26,285, Reviews: 344 Updated: 12-24-08 Published: 7-6-06
Status: In-Progress

An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .

Lord of Caer Azkaban

2008-06-29T00:19:09-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 33, Words: 110,236, Reviews: 3854 Updated: 6-29-08 Published: 10-24-04
Status: In-Progress

A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.

Who's a Hero?

2008-04-29T07:33:39-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Susan B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,658, Reviews: 88 Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot: Harry sees a scene of unspeakable horror which inspires him to become the greatest hero the magical world has ever known.

Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood!

2008-04-04T02:55:26-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 83, Words: 214,500, Reviews: 1831 Updated: 4-4-08 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.

Hermione the Harem Girl

2008-01-18T10:56:01-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,487, Reviews: 252 Updated: 1-18-08 Published: 7-4-07
Status: Complete

Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.

Old Soldiers Never Die

2007-07-15T08:55:32-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 26, Words: 85,146, Reviews: 2063 Updated: 7-15-07 Published: 2-4-06
Status: Complete

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

Pen Pals

2007-07-05T21:29:57-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Tom R. Sr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,699, Reviews: 187 Published: 7-5-07
Status: Complete

My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.

Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

2007-06-27T22:58:39-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,605, Reviews: 152 Published: 6-27-07
Status: Complete

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

Lost Memory

2007-06-01T19:25:57-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: N. Tonks & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,870, Reviews: 114 Published: 6-1-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.

The Hunt For Harry Potter

2007-03-22T00:21:12-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 16, Words: 45,414, Reviews: 1311 Updated: 3-22-07 Published: 7-7-06
Status: Complete

A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.

Harry Potter and The Power of Love

2007-03-01T03:43:41-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,003, Reviews: 87 Published: 3-1-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.

In Cold Blood

2007-02-28T02:25:56-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,312, Reviews: 118 Published: 2-28-07
Status: Complete

Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.

Chicks Dig Giant Robots'

2007-01-31T21:40:14-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shinji I.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,966, Reviews: 118 Published: 1-31-07
Status: Complete

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

The Indirect Approach

2007-01-22T04:45:07-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,239, Reviews: 89 Published: 1-22-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .

If I Were a Superhero, I would be

2006-12-23T08:21:54-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,316, Reviews: 91 Published: 12-23-06
Status: Complete

ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.

Ground Hog Day

2006-11-17T01:11:16-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,150, Reviews: 173 Published: 11-17-06
Status: Complete

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

Make A Wish

2006-06-17T15:41:31-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 50, Words: 186,544, Reviews: 7605 Updated: 6-17-06 Published: 3-23-05
Status: Complete

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Past Lives

2006-06-02T21:44:34-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 12, Words: 16,832, Reviews: 405 Updated: 6-2-06 Published: 10-18-04
Status: Complete

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

XRay Specs

2006-05-05T13:26:50-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,620, Reviews: 73 Published: 5-5-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.

Lets do the Time Warp Again

2006-05-03T22:23:24-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 11, Words: 35,906, Reviews: 1293 Updated: 5-3-06 Published: 2-4-06
Status: Complete

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

Vietnam

2006-03-27T12:30:45-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Scooby Doo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,779, Reviews: 64 Published: 3-27-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.

Tragic Hero

2006-03-22T00:34:15-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,474, Reviews: 55 Published: 3-22-06
Status: Complete

ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.

The Power He Knows Not?

2004-10-21T19:48:58-08:00

Author: Rorschach's Blot
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 419, Reviews: 100 Published: 10-21-04
Status: Complete

One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.