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Quod Erat Demonstrandum

2009-02-17T06:12:03-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,848, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

Ponder attempts to teach a few things to Young Sam. No cows were harmed, or more than temporarily displaced, in the writing of this fic.

Red

2009-02-17T06:03:37-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Sol Badguy & I-No
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,396, Reviews: 0 Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

Sometime after the events of the Side Red/Side Black drama CDs, Sol catches just enough of a hint of I-no's part in the Battle of Rome to draw all the wrong conclusions. &lceil Some implied Sol/Ky, though mostly due to I-no's dirty mind.&rfloor

Will Not Rest

2009-02-11T06:36:21-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Ky Kiske & Millia Rage
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,780, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-11-09
Status: Complete

Shortly before the events of GGXX, Millia finds reason to change her mind about an offer the IPF made her some time before.

Magma to Ash

2008-08-18T07:23:48-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,822, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-18-08
Status: Complete

War era fic. The absence of a certain Sol Badguy from the Order's ranks doesn't actually make Ky's job any simpler.

Collateral

2008-03-05T05:01:39-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,724, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-5-08
Status: Complete

Arresting Sol might have given the IPF enough work over the years, but making him stay arrested is a whole other kind of problem. ⌈Implied SolxKy⌋

xxxHOLiC Alternate Universes

2008-02-17T04:51:28-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: K. Watanuki & S. Doumeki
Chapters: 16, Words: 13,036, Reviews: 158 Updated: 2-17-08 Published: 9-10-07
Status: Complete

A collection of short snippets from various xxxHOLiC AUs. So far: Pirates, Vampires, Piffle World, Medieval, Hired Guns, Superheroes, Post apocalyptic. Contains some DoumekixWatanuki

The Movieverse

2007-12-19T06:01:40-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,653, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-19-07
Status: Complete

If there are infinite worlds out there in the CLAMP multiverse, there are bound to be plenty less likely than this one.

The Story of Pants on a Stick

2007-11-28T06:14:31-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,601, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

Guilty Gear Overture fic. When crack theories go ferral, this is where they wind up. Or in other words, that mysterious new Sin character had to have come from somewhere, right? [SolxKy]

Cold Water

2007-11-22T04:50:06-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 628, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-22-07
Status: Complete

In which there are two Holy Order knights, an unscheduled trip through the wilderness, and not nearly enough privacy. [implied SolxKy]

Chain of Command

2007-11-08T06:12:24-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,169, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-8-07 Published: 10-5-07
Status: Complete

Preseries. Ky didn't become Commander of the Holy Order at sixteen without leaving a story or two behind him along the way.

The Order of things

2007-10-30T06:15:32-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,001, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-30-07
Status: Complete

Two perspectives on Sol's departure from the Holy Order, and the events leading up to it.

Catalyst

2007-09-23T07:48:26-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 11, Words: 23,846, Reviews: 78 Updated: 9-23-07 Published: 7-27-07
Status: Complete

Crossover with Fullmetal Alchemist. Whatever trouble the Tsubasa crew wind up in, there's always going to be a feather involved somewhere in the middle of things. And when it's the Elric brothers, it's never going to be the Philosopher's Stone.

Better than nightmares

2007-09-07T07:24:42-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 323, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-7-07
Status: Complete

The human subconscious is a dangerous place to spend the night. [Mild EdgeworthxPhoenix]

Game Over

2007-09-04T08:00:06-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Guilty Gear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 779, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-4-07
Status: Complete

Even in death, Ky just won’t give him a break. [SolxKy, set in the alternate universe from the Side Red and Side Black drama CDs]

Five Ways They Might Have Met

2007-08-30T07:54:29-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: K. Watanuki & S. Doumeki
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,822, Reviews: 29 Updated: 8-30-07 Published: 7-27-07
Status: Complete

Alternatively titled 'Five Arguments That Might Have Started It All'. Watanuki's mentioned a couple of times that he and Doumeki fought from the first time they met, but he's never quite gotten around to telling us why. [Some DoumekixWatanuki, others gen]

xxxHOLiC ficlets

2007-08-27T08:05:57-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: K. Watanuki & S. Doumeki
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,062, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-27-07 Published: 8-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Short, unconnected ficlets about the boys. May contain traces of donuts.

Never Was

2007-06-03T08:08:07-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,105, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-3-07
Status: Complete

When you lead a life as unusual as Doumeki's, the line between dream and reality has a tendency to blur a little.

Safety Margin

2007-05-27T08:00:26-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,987, Reviews: 24 Updated: 5-27-07 Published: 4-15-07
Status: Complete

The sort of things that can happen around Himawari are nothing to laugh at. Some of Watanuki's ways of dealing with the problem, however, are a different matter. [DoumekixWatanuki]

Routine and Surprises

2007-05-07T07:30:48-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,665, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-7-07 Published: 4-20-07
Status: Complete

Watanuki decides there are certain things Doumeki needs explained to him, in a manner assuring no possible further misunderstandings. [DoumekixWatanuki]

The Magician

2007-05-02T06:56:54-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,604, Reviews: 18 Published: 5-2-07
Status: Complete

It’s a long journey from spiritbait to Magician of Space and Time, but some things don't have to change so much in the process.

Pickup Lines For Ninjas

2007-05-01T07:47:50-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Yuffie K. & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,081, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-1-07
Status: Complete

The process of getting Yuffie on your party actually requires a couple more steps than your typical walkthrough would have you believe.

That part where you have to meet the family

2007-03-21T07:26:11-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,266, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-21-07 Published: 1-21-07
Status: Complete

If you think hiding a relationship from living relatives is hard, hiding it from deceased relatives is impossible. Fortunately, it's also completely unnecessary.

Extenuating Circumstances

2007-03-19T08:00:54-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,227, Reviews: 46 Updated: 3-19-07 Published: 1-14-07
Status: Complete

This is not the scene where supernatural forces coerce them into having sex. This is the argument they had afterwards.

Just Another Tuesday

2007-03-18T08:02:46-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,523, Reviews: 44 Updated: 3-18-07 Published: 11-9-06
Status: Complete

Crossover with Discworld. Watanuki meets Death, though fortunately not on official business.

Cripple Mr Onion

2007-03-02T06:34:33-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,156, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-2-07
Status: Complete

Crossover with Discworld. Yuuko meets a witch of a rather different variety.

The Long Way Home

2007-02-08T06:50:18-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Aerith G. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,495, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-8-07
Status: Complete

Behind the scenes, the Traverse Town crew had their own story to tell during the events of Kingdom Hearts. [Conclusion to the 'Of Flower Girls and Falling Stars' series.]

Kingdom Hearts Crossovers

2007-01-31T06:03:17-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sora & Roxas
Chapters: 8, Words: 2,237, Reviews: 27 Updated: 1-31-07 Published: 10-20-06
Status: In-Progress

A few other worlds Sora and co might have visited along the way. [Doctor Who, Naruto, Tsubasa, Star Wars, Yu Yu Hakusho, Chrono Trigger, The Matrix, Dragonball]

Cloud

2007-01-21T06:02:18-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Cloud S. & Aerith G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,866, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-21-07
Status: Complete

Traverse Town gets a lot of visitors, but few of them ever stood out so much as this one. Written as a sequel to 'Of Flower Girls and Falling Stars', though there shouldn't be any crucial need to read them in order.

What You Wish For

2007-01-07T06:09:53-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 657, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-7-07
Status: Complete

Crossover with xxxHOLiC. Ed and Al stumble on to a shop which deals in an unusual sort of merchandise.

Of Flower Girls and Falling Stars

2007-01-07T06:05:12-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Aerith G. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 2, Words: 18,752, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-7-07 Published: 12-23-06
Status: In-Progress

Preseries Aerith fic. This is the world that would become Hollow Bastion, in its final days.

Insight

2006-11-10T07:03:32-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,458, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-10-06
Status: Complete

Doumeki recalls something of no importance which his grandfather may have been trying to tell him, some number of years ago.

Snakes on the Epoch

2006-10-31T06:09:48-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Chrono Trigger
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,283, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-31-06
Status: Complete

Because snakes have this thing about invading flying vehicles.

Dreams of Land and Sky

2006-10-29T06:56:59-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Sora & Riku
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,543, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-29-06
Status: Complete

Locked in his capsule in the Twilight Town mansion, Sora dreams of home. [Sora, Roxas, Riku]

Bad Luck

2006-10-18T08:07:52-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: xxxHOLiC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-18-06
Status: Complete

Bad luck has various ways of being contagious. Set post chapter 119. [Watanuki, Doumeki]

Waiting

2006-10-14T08:52:21-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Tsubasa Chronicle
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 478, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-14-06
Status: Complete

Syaoran's good at waiting. Based on the conversation between Syaoran and Mokona in chapter 129.

Riku drabbles

2006-10-13T08:59:45-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Riku & Sora
Chapters: 4, Words: 812, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-13-06 Published: 10-10-06
Status: In-Progress

A series of Kingdom Hearts drabbles, 100 to 200 words in length. All Riku's perspective, set on Destiny Islands and provided in roughly chronological order, though otherwise not really connected.

Snakes on a Broom

2006-08-14T16:55:18-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

Drabble written for the 'Snakes in a fic' challenge.

Vanishing Point

2006-07-14T16:53:32-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Iruka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,916, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

In which Iruka and Yashamaru are, by unlikely chance or selective use of plot devices, trapped together in a trench somewhere unspecified. Inevitably, the subject of the care and feeding of adolescent jinchuuriki comes up.

Communication

2006-07-12T05:26:05-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Chouji A. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,240, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-12-06
Status: Complete

Team 10, a restaurant, and a look at some of the inner workings of the mind of an Akamichi. It all works out in the end.

Hokage

2006-02-13T15:24:31-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Tsunade S. & Dan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,135, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-13-06
Status: Complete

Tsunade, Dan, and a few events of varying importance that might have happened somewhere in the process.

Daughter of the Man Who Saved The World

2006-01-23T15:33:20-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Videl & Gohan
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,188, Reviews: 42 Published: 1-23-06
Status: Complete

Videl has had plenty of practice being sensible about the bizarre.

On the Building of Bridges

2006-01-18T06:36:54-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Haku & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,579, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-18-06
Status: Complete

Haku, Sakura, and a meeting on a bridge in Wave Country that probably never took place.

Little Kimimaro Has An Adventure

2005-03-19T00:29:42-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kimimaro
Chapters: 1, Words: 795, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-19-05
Status: Complete

Once upon a time in a small cave in Mist Country there lived a little ninja called Kimimaro. Ep. 126 filler based silliness

Thicker Than Water

2005-03-10T06:45:11-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,946, Reviews: 40 Published: 3-10-05
Status: Complete

Gaara fic, preseries. Just how do you raise a baby who will probably kill someone if he ever throws a tantrum?

To Absent Friends

2004-10-16T22:00:59-08:00

Author: rallamajoop
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,632, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-16-04
Status: Complete

Team 10 and Team Gai have an unexpected opportunity to get to know each other better. Just one of many possible outcomes to the current manga arc.