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Did I Fall Asleep?

2009-08-27T06:54:05-08:00

Author: ozma914
Crossover: Doctor Who and Firefly
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: 9th Doctor & River
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,540, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-27-09
Status: Complete

Dollhouse/Dr Who/Firefly/Big Bang Theory crossover. Four nerds on a train are stunned to see actress Summer Glau riding with them, but she's not who they think she is. She's not even who or where *she* thinks she is, but someone else is searching for her.

Simple Inhumanity

2009-04-21T03:03:00-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Xander H. & Rona
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,693, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

A team of Watchers and Slayers are threatened by not demons, but people. Inspired by the recent story of Captain Richard Phillip's ordeal at the hand of Somali pirates, and the similarity between his name and that of my OC Watcher from previous stories.

An Icy Reception

2009-01-15T01:41:26-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: R. Giles & Xander H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 291, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-15-09
Status: Complete

Post-Chosen: Giles catches members of the new Watcher's Council engaging in something truly horrible. Well -- to him.

Four Friends

2008-10-22T02:23:34-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Tara M.
Chapters: 21, Words: 39,614, Reviews: 64 Updated: 10-22-08 Published: 8-27-05
Status: In-Progress

Post Chosen: When Tara's ghost is embodied, the Buffybot is rebuilt, and Dana's sanity partially restored by a series of questionable spells, their friendship with a new Slayer forms them into an unlikely group of friends.

Welcome to Slayer School

2008-06-18T00:32:51-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: R. Giles
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,359, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

Post-Chosen: Giles, desperately trying to deal with an influx of new slayers, interviews a perspective employee. There is brief mention of events from my previous post-Chosen stories, but reading them isn't necessary.

House Call

2008-06-13T02:51:01-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Pairing: Dawn S. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,593, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-13-08 Published: 6-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Post-Chosen: A mysteriously ill Dawn faces an odd choice, when mysterious strangers appear with dire warnings about her condition. Features Giles, Xander, Willow, and surprise guests.

Profit and Loss

2008-05-24T03:22:31-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Anya J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-24-08
Status: Complete

At the Magic Shop, Anya faces a horrible choice: Make money or do the right thing. Of course, to her making money is the right thing ...

To Start the Day

2008-05-13T01:33:21-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Joyce S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 782, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-13-08
Status: Complete

They also serve, who stay and cook ... for Joyce Summers, the day to day challenges just keep on coming. A story about the secret strength of mothers, written for LiveJournal's community "Still grrr".

Today a Hero

2008-05-07T00:18:26-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,265, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-7-08
Status: Complete

Post-Chosen: Faith's newest challenge takes her a bit out of her comfort zone. Actually, a LOT out of her comfort zone, and straight into the world of children and animals.

Better Every Year

2008-03-30T02:57:16-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Buffy S. & Xander H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-30-08
Status: In-Progress

What could make Buffy and Xander so happy about taking on a nest of nasty vamps? post-Chosen, inspired by recent events in Cleveland.

Campaign Stop

2008-03-24T02:15:44-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Buffy S. & Willow R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-24-08
Status: Complete

post-Chosen drabble: Buffy and Willow investigate a visitor to Indiana. Thanks for the idea to missmurchison of LiveJournal, who asked why Buffy was in Indiana during my story "Frozen Dinner".

Frozen Dinner

2008-03-16T00:10:52-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Xander H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 972, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-16-08
Status: Complete

Xander discovers that while facing vampires is bad, facing Cleveland is worse. 950 words; thanks to strangexgirl of Livejournal for the beta.

And Cancel Slaying!

2008-03-09T21:36:07-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: R. Giles & Dawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-9-08
Status: In-Progress

double-drabble: Giles discovers that while everyone wants to talk about the weather in Cleveland, no one can do much of anything about it.

Pothole From Hell

2008-03-06T23:56:30-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Buffy S. & Xander H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

drabble: Buffy's team faces a crisis in Cleveland -- or not.

Happy Slaying, Charlie Brown

2008-03-04T17:22:50-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-4-08
Status: Complete

drabble: Buffy has a "Charlie Brown kicking the football" moment. Winner of the Buffy Drabble Contest at SL Podcast, on LiveJournal

Slayer Camp

2007-11-23T06:50:52-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: R. Giles
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,665, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-23-07
Status: Complete

Post Chosen: Giles sends a letter to his new camp counselor, updating her on events since the destruction of Sunnydale

She Would Be Thirteen

2007-03-10T15:51:33-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Xander H. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,129, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-10-07
Status: Complete

While keeping vigil in a funeral parlor, Xander Harris questions his new job: Watcher.

Mail Call

2007-02-14T18:50:26-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Buffy S. & Dawn S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 612, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-14-07
Status: Complete

Post Chosen: Buffy spends Valentine’s Day alone, and still manages a revelation.

Mary Stu Got Harried

2007-02-02T10:19:30-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tara M. & Andrew
Chapters: 14, Words: 24,161, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-2-07 Published: 1-3-07
Status: In-Progress

postChosen: A group of watchers and slayers taking a creative writing class get a simple lesson in author intrusion. But nothing’s simple when magic is in the air. Crossover, sort of, with Star Wars, the Oz books, and My Chemical Romance.

A Somewhat Less Than Forever Love

2006-08-26T12:33:15-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Dawn S. & Buffy S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,457, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-26-06
Status: Complete

Buffy finally has to choose, or not, and Dawn gets to do some violence. Special guest stars: Just about everybody Buffy EVER dated, and the Watcher's Council Investigative Committee.

Slaygiving

2005-11-23T00:59:30-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Willow R. & Tara M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,565, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-23-05
Status: Complete

Post Chosen: Everyone, living, dead, and machine, gathers together at the new Watchers' Headquarters whether they want to or not. Discomfort ensues.

Xander’s Job

2005-08-08T21:24:50-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Xander H. & Angel
Chapters: 13, Words: 27,376, Reviews: 100 Updated: 8-8-05 Published: 4-25-05
Status: Complete

Xander’s having a really great day. This being the Whedonverse, such a moment of happiness can’t possibly last ... sure enough, the person he least wants to see shows up with some very bad news. postChosen

Who Watches the Watcher?

2005-04-19T05:26:35-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tara M. & Joyce S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,205, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-19-05
Status: Complete

As a new watcher lies ill, all he really wants is to be left alone ... well, in a building full of slayers and spirits not to mention a certain blonde robot that’s just not gonna happen. Post Chosen.

Giles’ Hairy Fit

2005-03-24T05:48:48-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: R. Giles
Chapters: 1, Words: 273, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-24-05
Status: Complete

Giles never gets a break ...

Robin Lays an Egg

2005-03-17T09:52:06-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Andrew & Faith L.
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,071, Reviews: 34 Updated: 3-17-05 Published: 2-13-05
Status: Complete

Post Chosen: Robin Wood goes on his first mission for the new Watcher's Council. Too bad he's being accompanied by Murphy's Law ... He'll be meeting some old friends along the way.

Xander's Walk

2005-01-27T13:32:08-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Xander H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-27-05
Status: Complete

I was told I should put Aliens into Buffy's world people should be careful what they ask for. Another attempt at a drabble, not to be taken seriously in any way!

Weeping Willow

2005-01-22T13:20:45-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Willow R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 102, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-22-05
Status: Complete

My first attempt at a drabble ... go easy on me!

Xander's Morning

2005-01-18T14:47:06-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Xander H. & Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,190, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-18-05
Status: Complete

Xander's past comes back to haunt him meanwhile, Faith deals with the morning after.

Faith's Lesson

2005-01-07T20:42:11-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Faith L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,093, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-7-05
Status: Complete

Winner, Judge's Choice at Serenity on the Hellmouth Award, nominated at Fang Fetish and Shadows and Dust Fanfiction Awards! Faith's learned some magic of her own, and she's passing it on to the other Slayers. It might not be the lesson they expect.

Dawn's First Time

2004-12-29T05:42:15-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 593, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-29-04
Status: Complete

Dawn has a first experience that goes very badly. Why isn't Faith more sympathetic?

A Season for Faith

2004-12-14T14:35:50-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Faith L. & R. Giles
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,183, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-14-04
Status: Complete

Post Chosen, the slayers try to celebrate Christmas. And we all know Faith doesn't do holidays well ... Characters from Where Do We Go From Here, but you don't have to read it to get this. Small revisions done

Where Do We Go From Here?

2004-11-18T18:18:01-08:00

Author: ozma914
Category: Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Buffy S. & R. Giles
Chapters: 14, Words: 41,697, Reviews: 44 Updated: 11-18-04 Published: 10-24-04
Status: Complete

Young girls everywhere are suddenly developing special powers. Now what? Some of the Scoobies aren't pleased with one idea: a new Watcher's Council. They also face a challenge from a familiar dancing demon, and a strange man from their dreams.