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A Basket of Drabbles

2009-11-24T20:24:50-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 83, Words: 13,569, Reviews: 307 Updated: 11-24-09 Published: 6-8-09
Status: In-Progress

An anthology of super-short Furuba stories I've written over the years. Mostly humorous. I'm starting a special miniseries of drabbles about Isuzu and Kyo, "Filly and Kitty", for which I'll be updating daily for awhile. Today's story: Ride 'em catboy?

Brown Paper Wrapper

2009-10-25T16:15:30-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 394, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-25-09 Published: 8-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Drabbles stories of exactly 100 words about the R.O.D universe. Latest story: childish taunting.

For Once, Shigure is Innocent

2009-10-16T23:23:40-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shigure S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-16-09
Status: Complete

And as the title indicates, yes, Shigure is innocent in this case. Mostly. Probably. But it doesn't save him from Yuki and Kyo, though.

Womanly

2009-10-04T15:54:12-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Nodoka & Ryoga
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,141, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-4-09
Status: Complete

Once again, Nodoka visits the Tendo household. And once again, her husband and son are away. But when Ryoga calls, Nodoka has a chance to prove that she is a woman among women.

Teaching Little Fingers to Play

2009-09-28T18:41:32-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Tenchi Muyo
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kagato & Ayeka
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,159, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-28-09
Status: Complete

If Ryoko had only known that asking Kagato how he started to play the organ would lead to a lengthy flashback... she'd never have asked the question in the first place.

Come to My Window

2009-09-24T14:33:05-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Misc. Anime/Manga
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,255, Reviews: 0 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Hand Maid May - It's Valentine's Day, and Kasumi wants to give the first and best present to Kazuya, if she can only get over her nervousness.

It Does A Body Good!

2009-09-24T14:30:44-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kyou S. & Hatsuharu S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

There's drama in the Sohma kitchen--they're out of milk! Or so it would seem.

Same Procedure as Every Year

2009-09-24T14:28:03-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Akane
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,099, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

It's Akane's eightieth birthday, and Gosunkugi has organized the party. The same procedure as last year? Same procedure as every year.

Ayame's New Customer

2009-09-24T14:18:11-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Akito S. & Ayame S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 633, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Akito Sohma has a secret. Ayame Sohma is about to learn that secret. And Akito will realize how right it was to have kept it a secret. Spoiler for Chapter 97

Shigure's Musical Talents

2009-08-31T20:50:47-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shigure S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-31-09
Status: Complete

After hearing Momiji play his violin, Tohru wonders if any of the other Sohmas can play an instrument. Shigure is ready with an indecent story of his own instrumental prowess. More innuendo than you can shake a stick at.

Otaku Wishes, Otaku Dreams

2009-07-19T08:28:49-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Oh My Goddess!
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,706, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-19-09
Status: Complete

Another loser with another lousy life gets another phone call from another goddess. But this loser's ambitions are far, far greater than Keiichi Morisato's. And pure heart? Not so much.

Quentin Tarantino's Tsubasa Reservoir Dogs

2009-07-17T23:38:34-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Card Captor Sakura
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sakura K. & Tomoyo D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 1 Published: 7-17-09
Status: Complete

The dress that Tomoyo made was the pinkest, frilliest, most lacy yet. And Sakura wants to know why.

Love Thy Enemy

2009-07-17T23:36:07-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: El Hazard
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 837, Reviews: 0 Published: 7-17-09
Status: Complete

After observing the wars against the Bugrom, Nanami realized there was only one way to thoroughly defeat them.

A Curse Exposed

2009-07-17T23:33:42-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ryoga & Akane
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,494, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-17-09
Status: Complete

Ryoga always feared the day would come when his curse would be exposed to Akane. Has that day come at last?

Untitled Kisa Story

2009-07-11T09:44:39-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kisa S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 936, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-11-09
Status: Complete

Tohru, Kisa, and Hiro go for on outing. As usual, Tohru is adoring, Kisa is adorable, and Hiro is a pain in the neck. But then, something quite unexpected happens.

The Fool writes a Kaleido Star Story

2009-07-06T22:57:15-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Kaleido Star
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Fool & Sora N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 351, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-6-09
Status: Complete

How can the Kaleido Stage increase attendance? The Fool has some ideas, and believe me, they don't involve reduced ticket prices.

The Ones Who Walk Away from Sohma House

2009-07-06T22:49:28-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Akito S. & Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,091, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-6-09
Status: Complete

Most say there must always be a monster. But there are a few who refuse to accept that.

Side Effects

2009-07-04T09:40:09-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,176, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-4-09
Status: Complete

Kyo is having trouble sleeping at night. Tohru, worried about the cat, gives him a remedy to provide the rest he needs. However, there are certain unforeseen side effects.

Loophole

2009-06-30T20:24:08-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kyou S. & Akito S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 552, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

Kyo has lost the bet. Akito demands that Kyo meet the terms of the agreement. There's only one teensy-weensy, itsy-bitsy problem...

Untitled

2009-06-27T07:47:32-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kyou S. & Hatsuharu S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 374, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-27-09
Status: Complete

If I told you the title it would spoil the joke. The plot: Kyo orders pizza and is dissatisfied by what arrives.

Lost Cat

2009-06-26T21:49:40-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Crossover: Fruits Basket and Azumanga Daioh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Kyou S. & Sakaki
Chapters: 1, Words: 897, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

It's a big city, and Kyo is such a little cat... but how will the orange-headed Sohma react to a helping hand?

An Inconvenient Duel

2009-06-20T12:29:56-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ryoga & Ranma
Chapters: 1, Words: 810, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

Traditionally, Ryoga learns a new martial arts technique, which Ranma has to figure out how to defeat. But this time, Ryoga is trying something a little bit different...

Dream a Little Dream of Me

2009-06-17T23:30:26-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: X/1999
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Daisuke S. & Hinoto
Chapters: 1, Words: 853, Reviews: 0 Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

Daisuke Saiki has a dream about a certain someone. Unfortunately, she can see that dream. And she just might be in a position to do something about it.

The Substitute Teacher

2009-06-14T22:32:25-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Crossover: Harry Potter and Hellsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Seras
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,767, Reviews: 64 Updated: 6-14-09 Published: 1-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Once again, Hogwarts has lost a Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. Until they can find a permanent replacement, a certain organization is happy to lend them a substitute.

To This We've Come

2009-06-10T20:34:26-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Maggie M. & Michelle C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 619, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-10-09
Status: Complete

Waiting in a hospital emergency room is excruciating... particularly if your favorite pastime is closed off to you.

There Will Be HalfBlood

2009-06-08T15:46:39-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Read or Die
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Michelle C. & Anita K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-8-09
Status: Complete

On July 16, 2005, the sixth Harry Potter novel was released. So where else would the Paper Sisters be but at a bookstore? But just suppose someone were to try to spoil everyone's fun...

Snow Angels

2009-06-08T11:31:20-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Evangelion
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,014, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-8-09
Status: Complete

It's snowing in Tokyo-3, and everyone tries to remember what you do on a snow day.

Cat's Cradle

2009-06-08T11:20:42-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Hellsing
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Walter
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-8-09
Status: Complete

A man who can kill with wires was once a boy. And just how did the boy become that man?

Hamthrax

2009-05-03T16:48:21-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Ranma
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Pairing: Ranma & Ryoga
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 10 Published: 5-3-09
Status: Complete

Pigs? Viruses? Nerima, you are doomed, DOOMED!

Do No Harm

2009-03-22T15:52:57-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Hatori S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 759, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-22-09
Status: Complete

As a physician, Hatori is more than qualified to provide first aid to the injured. But what can he do to one who has no physical injuries at all?

Caturday

2009-03-01T15:50:01-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 296, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

In Kyo's opinion, Tohru in the kitchen is always a welcome sight. Unless THAT ingredient is involved.

Prelude to a Very, Very Bad Day for Kyo

2008-06-29T16:51:26-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tohru H. & Saki H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 930, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-29-08
Status: Complete

A cute photo leads to an accidental confession, and now Kyo's life is in peril.

The Meeting

2008-06-22T17:03:40-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Arisa U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,418, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

At an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting, a father shares the story of how he let his child leave home. Monologue fic.

Motoko's New Crush

2008-01-06T22:52:22-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Motoko M. & Megumi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 832, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Motoko's back from college, not really looking for love, when suddenly she meets her new prince. Wait, THAT'S her prince?

Thoru

2008-01-05T21:46:11-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 235, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-5-08
Status: Complete

So, what do the cast of Fruits Basket think about appearing in crappy, poorly spelled fanfiction?

Tohru's Birthday

2008-01-05T00:49:26-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Tohru H. & Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,230, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-5-08
Status: Complete

For her first birthday since graduating from high school, Tohru wanted nothing more than a quiet dinner and some time alone with the man she loved. Unfortunately...

The Chibi Fruits Basket Christmas Pageant!

2007-12-23T14:23:21-08:00

Author: Geoduck
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,241, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-23-07
Status: Complete

The Fruits Basket cast is putting on a Christmas pageant, and Kyo is not happy about who has been cast as Mary. AUish