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After All is Said and Done

2009-06-19T23:59:06-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Revan & Carth O.
Chapters: 6, Words: 23,277, Reviews: 32 Updated: 6-19-09 Published: 1-3-08
Status: In-Progress

Revan finally returns to Telos Citadel after being absent for eight years. Shit happens, and then MORE shit happens! ANOTHER UPDATE! Fun times with assassins! Oh, and the end is upon us. Better stock up on canned beans.

Bastila's Undoing, and Random Conspiracies

2009-03-13T19:12:13-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 15,097, Reviews: 37 Updated: 3-13-09 Published: 3-2-06
Status: In-Progress

hate sappy romance novels? hate Bastila? Love lottsa humor and conspiracy theories? Then this is the story for YOU! Newly revived! Man, I'm like a story necromancer! AhA!

WHAT?

2009-02-18T22:56:40-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,164, Reviews: 18 Updated: 2-18-09 Published: 11-23-08
Status: In-Progress

A shameless 'self-insert', to an extent. Huzzah for bottomless RPG pockets and looting corpses! Rating may change with additional chapters. WARNING: Has SWEARING.

Domino City Dolts

2008-05-20T23:47:48-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,840, Reviews: 1 Published: 5-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Two teen girls are transferred to Domino City and one is invited to a card game tourney despite the fact that she doesn't play the card game. What will happen? Probably something stupid! Intro chapter is up. It's just a crappy intro, people!

The Hellsing 'Institution'

2008-02-25T14:48:01-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Hellsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 24,103, Reviews: 37 Updated: 2-25-08 Published: 4-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Institution is right...as in they should all be institutionalized. Finally updated! W00T! Integra has finally had enough of Alucard's attitude and decides to do something about it! But will Walter pay the price? Or, more specifically, Walter's Xbox?

Side Effects

2008-01-30T23:36:38-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Mass Effect
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,865, Reviews: 24 Updated: 1-30-08 Published: 1-18-08
Status: In-Progress

Random drabbles, mostly centered around dialogue. Coarse language. Rating may be upped, depending on future chapters. Possibility of future chapters pending. I like pie. Shepard sucks at driving and hates purple monkeys.

The Wonderful Adventures of a Moron

2007-12-16T01:55:26-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 29,406, Reviews: 36 Updated: 12-16-07 Published: 10-5-05
Status: In-Progress

my first fanfic...and yeah. tis an ageless story of a scout that gets stranded with another person and things go from bad to weird. Watch out for coarse language. May cause minor skin irritation. The language, I mean...UPDATED! Revived! Undead! ARG

Putting the 'Sing' in 'Hellsing'

2007-04-18T21:11:21-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Hellsing
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 11,357, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-18-07 Published: 4-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Another one of those wonderful 'man, if only I was there..' things. Except this isn't me, and mine always end up with huge amounts of humor, a notable lack of romance, and excessive profanity. This is no exception. And no selfinsert fic. Just to clarify.

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, Shut Up

2006-11-28T15:27:58-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,302, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-28-06 Published: 10-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Right. A self insert fic, but mostly reasonable. NO MARY SUE! I HATE that with a passion! See what happens when a vortex of doom appears and blueberry muffins are exchanged! New chapter up! I know, AGAIN!

Where the Pufferfish Blows

2006-04-11T15:55:15-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Splinter Cell
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,314, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-11-06
Status: Complete

Sam is sent to the pet store! ...it's just a short one, but hey, whatever. TEENSY bit of language. PLEEZ R&R! please...

Daycare Espionage

2006-04-06T15:17:18-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Splinter Cell
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,393, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-6-06
Status: In-Progress

Not really ALL in a daycare, but it's central...a teensy bit of bad language...way too much insanity. SAM ROX MAH SOX!

The Star Fromage

2006-03-02T14:59:57-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-2-06
Status: Complete

cheese. that's all i gotta say...just read it. RR...and i don't mean 'rest and relaxation' by that.

Holy Oceans of Bacon

2006-03-02T14:27:05-08:00

Author: Revan's split personality
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,031, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-2-06
Status: Complete

what happens in the dreams of an insane exdark lord of the sith? needless to say, i'm not quite sure. hopefully, it's nothing like what's in this story. plenty of bacon and insanity.