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The Secret Admirer

2009-04-24T22:45:47-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,863, Reviews: 45 Published: 4-24-09
Status: Complete

When Hermione starts receiving mysterious gifts Snape is not pleased.

Sweet Mercy

2009-01-31T17:55:40-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 17, Words: 77,733, Reviews: 322 Updated: 1-31-09 Published: 1-1-06
Status: In-Progress

Evil lurks on the side of a lonely mountain. Auror Hermione Granger reluctantly joins forces with her former professor to save the Wizarding world, again. HGSS postHBP.

Time's Fool

2008-08-12T08:50:57-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 6, Words: 18,561, Reviews: 146 Updated: 8-12-08 Published: 3-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Hermione uses a Time Turner to go back and change Snape's past. But his future is her present and Time is a fickle thing. Not your average Time Turner fic I hope!

Houdini's Tables

2008-04-11T17:24:18-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,638, Reviews: 84 Updated: 4-11-08 Published: 4-5-08
Status: Complete

They don't know it yet, but Severus and Hermione are perfect for each other. Written for the SS/HG Exchange.

Metamorphosis

2007-08-05T10:06:54-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Mystery
Pairing: A. Cameron & G. House
Chapters: 7, Words: 14,399, Reviews: 51 Updated: 8-5-07 Published: 5-13-06
Status: Complete

A mysterious disease slowly kills a teenage girl while a mystery man tries to convince Cameron she's better off somewhere else. HouseCameron. Meant to read like an episode.

Homecoming

2007-07-24T17:06:38-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,510, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-24-07
Status: Complete

Spoilers for DH Severus Snape meets those who truly appreciate his worth.

Two Weeks Notice

2007-07-17T09:26:48-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,330, Reviews: 76 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

Hermione has lost her job after a scandalous article in the newspaper. But work as a clerk in a bookstore might turn out to be more than she bargained for.Written for the SSHG Exchange.

A Sneaking Suspicion

2007-07-17T09:07:59-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,029, Reviews: 54 Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

Hermione has a feeling Severus is up to no good and she is determined to stop him.Written for the SSHG Exchange.

What Could Have Been

2007-02-22T04:44:42-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,235, Reviews: 164 Updated: 2-22-07 Published: 7-17-05
Status: Complete

In a world where Voldemort wins, Hermione finds herself at the mercy of Severus Snape. She might have loved him in any other circumstances. Mild HBP spoilers and my first attempt at something darker.

Negotiations

2007-01-21T15:06:02-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,599, Reviews: 24 Published: 1-21-07
Status: Complete

Hermione is stuck in a dilapidated shack in the Arctic with no wand and no food. Severus just wants a place to rest in between bargaining with the Yetis. They'll both have some negotiating to do to get what they want.

Like Father, Like Son

2006-12-10T09:15:36-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,781, Reviews: 34 Published: 12-10-06
Status: Complete

Hermione runs into Professor Snape in the most unexpected place, and there shares in one of life’s inevitable experiences.

Don't Tickle a Sleeping Dragon

2006-11-27T09:17:50-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Salazar S. & OC
Chapters: 8, Words: 25,958, Reviews: 16 Updated: 11-27-06 Published: 9-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Salazar Slytherin and Godric Gryffindor set out to find adventure. But during their quest to rid the countryside of an evil dragon, they meet with a woman who might just steal their hearts instead.

The Only Explanation

2006-04-18T17:53:57-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,019, Reviews: 17 Published: 4-18-06
Status: Complete

It is hardly possible, but he thinks she looks even more gorgeous in her red dress with her shoes kicked off and her hair tousled and tumbling over her shoulders... House takes Cameron home after a long night.

In Her Image

2006-02-19T10:04:34-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 904, Reviews: 45 Published: 2-19-06
Status: Complete

A tryst in the closet has a surprising twist. Oneshot.

Forget Me Not

2005-12-14T18:31:33-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 17, Words: 66,523, Reviews: 548 Updated: 12-14-05 Published: 5-20-05
Status: Complete

Hermione disappeared for a week, returning disheveled and with no memory of the last seven years. Can Severus help her remember? A tale of love and loss, of mystery and intrigue.

The Perfect Opening

2005-12-01T18:27:31-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-1-05
Status: Complete

Prof. Snape contemplates teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. My first 100 word drabble.

Rowena's Medal

2005-10-13T10:22:19-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,217, Reviews: 37 Updated: 10-13-05 Published: 9-18-05
Status: In-Progress

With Hermione and Ron at his side, Harry has found the next Horcrux, but soon discovers he has no idea how to destroy it. He will have to convince the one man he can't trust to help him.

Cupid's Arrow

2005-10-10T09:42:03-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 9, Words: 15,948, Reviews: 233 Updated: 10-10-05 Published: 2-28-05
Status: Complete

Sequel to Under the Mistletoe. Snape plans to use a cupid to make Hermione more receptive of his attentions. But plans rarely go the way they are meant to. Now COMPLETE.

Tears and Trolls

2005-08-23T19:27:28-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,430, Reviews: 88 Updated: 8-23-05 Published: 2-28-05
Status: In-Progress

He pushed the thought away as quickly as it had come. He had nothing in common with a mudblood Gryffindor and friend of Potter.

A Cold Reception

2005-06-24T20:39:44-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Severus S. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,222, Reviews: 47 Updated: 6-24-05 Published: 6-22-05
Status: Complete

Severus Snape has pledged to fight for the Order of the Phoenix. But the other members, save Dumbledore, question where his loyalties lie. A series of vignettes chronicling Snape's induction.

First Name Basis

2005-06-20T18:27:27-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 10, Words: 16,030, Reviews: 421 Updated: 6-20-05 Published: 3-9-05
Status: Complete

Miss Granger and Professor Snape make the awkward transition to Hermione and Severus...or is that 'Mione and Sevie? Throw in a game of MASH and you have a humorous look at the nature of first names.

An Arranged Marriage

2005-05-29T19:00:44-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 22, Words: 30,896, Reviews: 696 Updated: 5-29-05 Published: 11-13-04
Status: Complete

Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS

The Bet

2005-05-02T05:20:03-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Severus S. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,759, Reviews: 81 Updated: 5-2-05 Published: 1-19-05
Status: Complete

Professor Snape challenges Miss Granger to a bet. With reputation and pride on the line, both are determined to win.

Under the Mistletoe

2005-02-04T01:38:57-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 9, Words: 10,823, Reviews: 179 Updated: 2-4-05 Published: 11-29-04
Status: Complete

Hermione wants to get Prof. Snape a Christmas present but what gift says “thanks for everything you do, you mean, sarcastic twit”? COMPLETE

The Sorting's Secret

2005-01-26T00:26:00-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,018, Reviews: 35 Published: 1-26-05
Status: Complete

A conversation with a Hat reveals a centuries' old secret. Oneshot

Psychotrist

2004-11-17T23:55:32-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,770, Reviews: 24 Published: 11-17-04
Status: Complete

Hermione psychoanalyzes Professor Snape, and he's not too happy about it. Oneshot

Small Talk

2004-11-17T23:45:58-08:00

Author: vanityfair
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,646, Reviews: 50 Published: 11-17-04
Status: Complete

Hermione attempts casual conversation with her hated Potions Professor. Oneshot