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Nonsensical

2007-02-08T19:23:25-08:00

Author: Reltistic
Category: Red Eye
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,418, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-8-07
Status: Complete

Lisa is plagued by truly disturbing dreams of Jackson lately, possibly caused by questionable amounts of sugar consumption and stress. Includes cross-dressing and spontaneous engagements. No, it doesn't get more disturbing than that. Okay, maybe a little.

Gerik's Answering Machine

2006-10-25T12:47:27-08:00

Author: Reltistic
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 819, Reviews: 40 Published: 10-25-06
Status: Complete

The Opera Ghost wises up and accepts an answering machine, in which fandom rage and insanity result from those who contact him. Messages left by: Gaston Leroux, Gerard Butler, Lara Croft, Lon Chaney, Batman, and Inspector Javert, to name a few. R&R!

Lola Marie's Wrath

2006-02-12T08:42:26-08:00

Author: Reltistic
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,551, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-12-06
Status: Complete

First Place in the DBCA Challenge, Love Is In The Air Contest on who can create the absolute worst Mary Sue. What shall happen when a flawless beauty gets UPSed to Erik's Lair? And how the hell did they get an address? Does he even have an address...