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When the Akatsuki Plan Itachi's Birthday Party

2008-06-09T15:50:20-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,875, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-9-08
Status: Complete

The Akatsuki plan a birthday party for Itachi. It was Tobi's idea. 'Nuff said. Some ItaNaru, other ghey implications, crack!

The Most Irritating 'Guy Thing' Ever

2007-11-15T19:15:05-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Yuffie K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-15-07
Status: Complete

Yuffie is fed up with all these stupid men in her life. In fact, if it weren't for that cute guy Roxas at the cafe, she may just give up on the opposite sex forever. [Yuffie!rant, not romance]

The Problem With Underage Religious Leaders

2007-08-01T14:54:18-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Tales of the Abyss
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ion & Guy
Chapters: 1, Words: 753, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-1-07
Status: Complete

There's a malfunction in the Daath Cathedral. Ion needs someone familiar with fontech to fix it...[IonGuy crack]

The Perfect Popsicle, AkuRoku Style!

2006-06-02T06:23:21-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,855, Reviews: 43 Published: 6-2-06
Status: Complete

Roxas is always ignoring Axel..so Axel finds a way to 'grab his attention'. Expect epic quests. AxelRoxas, some SaixDemyx. [Rated to be safe]

A Walk On the Wild Side

2006-05-09T11:19:21-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Yuffie K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 682, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

What happens when Yuffie decides to dye her hair green? Well, anything's possible. [Some yaoi.]

Magical Toothbrushes and Kitchen Fires

2006-04-16T08:45:47-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 10,608, Reviews: 151 Updated: 4-16-06 Published: 8-25-05
Status: In-Progress

One day Our favorite vampperson Vincent is trying to enjoy cheese when he finds out that the DEAD HAVE BEEN RESSURECTED. And Sephiroth wears a 'Kiss the cook' apron. Chapter 12: Sephiroth's brothers plan to visit and he's not too happy about it.

The Saga of the Really Weird Days

2006-03-20T16:49:57-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,204, Reviews: 12 Updated: 3-20-06 Published: 9-22-05
Status: In-Progress

What starts off as a normal trip to Riku's house to play a DVD ends in a grounding, being left out of a trip, and worst of all....KILLER SMOOTHIES. Chapter Three: Tidus gets stuck in his fish suit!

Who's Gonna Marry Who

2006-02-15T15:18:24-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 727, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Written by my younger sister. One day Naruto and Haku are talking, and Haku says he wants to marry Sasuke! Kakashi also wants to marry Iruka, but Iruka wants to marry the bush that Sasuke puked in. Oh the horror..

ACK! Run away!

2006-02-06T18:08:57-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kenshin
Chapters: 1, Words: 892, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-6-06
Status: In-Progress

With Kaoru gone, Kenshin is forced to protect himself from his large fanclub. Includes pouty Shishio, typical lovestruck Sanosuke, and Yahiko talking about Aoshi's 'kodachi'. EveryonexKenshin, some Kaoru bashing.

A Break From Reality

2006-01-27T22:04:44-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Kyou Kara Maou
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,639, Reviews: 65 Updated: 1-27-06 Published: 10-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Everyone with a family knows that they can be a bit...stressful at times. But when Wolfram imagined a vacation with Yurri, he didn't mean on Earth with Yurri's mom! This may cause more stress then it solves...Yaoi YurrixWolfram

Butterfly

2006-01-07T21:45:45-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Soul Calibur
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,174, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-7-06
Status: Complete

Soul Calibur 3. After a truly awful day training, Kilik goes for a walk. Includes Xianghua singing a DDR song, biting flies, and fluffiness. KilikxXianghua

Symbolically

2005-12-31T19:03:37-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,156, Reviews: 22 Published: 12-31-05
Status: Complete

Albel discovers that a certain New Year's tradtion is commonplace everywhere, from Airyglyph, to Earth, to a broom closet. And that even the best things can be awkward. Shonenai, AlbelxFayt.

Sex and Study Time

2005-12-30T21:55:15-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kira Y. & Athrun Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 974, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-30-05
Status: In-Progress

SortaAU, prequel to Straws and Study Time. With Athrun swamped by college, Kira is terribly DEPRIVED. Follow his epic journey of celibacy! YAOI AthrunxKira, Rating may rise. [Temporarily discontinued, under major revision.]

Problems

2005-08-25T18:34:53-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Artemis F. & Juliet B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-25-05
Status: Complete

Artemis sits in a car and thinks about his problems. ArtemisJuliet. Kinda. It's mentioned.

Straws and Study Time

2005-07-14T11:55:44-08:00

Author: Onirei Kirara
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Kira Y. & Athrun Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 17 Published: 7-14-05
Status: Complete

Kira's bothering Athrun again...and what's with the straws? Shonen ai, AthrunKira. I'm totally hyper.