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A Little Too Far

2009-09-03T22:46:31-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,774, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-3-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. AU. CLC. They'd gone too far this time. For Zeff N Company.

Rough And Tumble

2009-08-27T23:47:47-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/General
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,606, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Can be seen as AU or not. Oneshot. Their first meeting wasn't exactly wonderful.

Numb

2009-01-19T19:04:51-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 963, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

AU. Oneshot. No anger. No depression. Just blank concentration. Curiosity, almost. He was just... there.

And Now, The Weather

2009-01-07T17:51:31-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,283, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-7-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot. AU. For Knit.pump. The news-casters were named Cloud Strife and Leon Leonhart: Old school acquaintances, mutual enemies, coffee-addicts, and sadistic bastards.

Pairing Hearts

2009-01-04T00:34:12-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 14, Words: 2,854, Reviews: 17 Updated: 1-4-09 Published: 7-21-08
Status: In-Progress

Random unrelated drabbles about obscure and/or random pairings or moments between two or more characters. Yaoi, yuri, het. All vary in genre and rating.

Nurse, Nurse

2008-12-13T19:04:18-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 10, Words: 33,148, Reviews: 155 Updated: 12-13-08 Published: 3-6-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. Sequel to Doctor, Doctor, but can be read on it's own. Random drabbles about random moments inspired by the names of symptoms or diseases. Rated for doctorly-stuff; Drugs, stitching up skin, etc. And language. And mentions of sex. Lots of it.

Eclipse

2008-12-05T00:44:04-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Adventure
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,176, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-5-08
Status: In-Progress

AU. When you want to con the world, you need some old artists to help. Sora, Roxas, Riku, Axel, Leon, Cloud. No pairings.

What

2008-12-05T00:28:09-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 829, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-5-08
Status: Complete

Can be seen as AU, pregame, or progame. There was a loud bang from the other end of the apartment; then a reply. "WHAT!" No pairing.

Sorry

2008-11-10T17:40:13-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Tragedy
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,480, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-10-08
Status: Complete

AU. Oneshot. The city was dead. It's people were nearly all dead. And the ones who weren't dead, would be soon. Rated for character death.

MidPeril

2008-10-11T20:47:49-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,241, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-11-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. AU. Cloud smiled sweetly. "Nothing like a heart-to-heart during mid-peril." "Quite," agreed Leon. No pairing.

Realm Of Traitors

2008-08-06T00:54:42-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,198, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-6-08
Status: Complete

AU. Oneshot. "In my life of never being seen, I have seen that loyalty is but an illusion." some slight LeonCloud that can easily be ignored. Rated for death.

JellyBabies

2008-07-21T07:26:00-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,630, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-21-08
Status: Complete

AU. Oneshot. Crack. "You're wearing geek-glasses and eating jelly-babies," Leon observed, his voice flat. He wasn't even going to mention the shirt. "And I'm also wearing women's underwear," Cloud replied.

Kazekage Misadventures

2008-07-21T07:09:39-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 31, Words: 7,354, Reviews: 245 Updated: 7-21-08 Published: 7-7-07
Status: In-Progress

Just humorous drabbles about our favorite redheaded insomniac psychopath Kazekage.

TAXI

2008-07-17T03:37:03-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,114, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-17-08
Status: Complete

AU. Oneshot. They needed a taxi, and they found it! Yuffie, Tifa, Leon, Cloud. No pairing. Just... random stuff. Purely for enjoyment.

Freak

2008-07-03T01:49:06-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Suspense
Pairing: Leon/Squall L. & Tifa
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,578, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-3-08
Status: Complete

AU. Oneshot. Three names, two personalities, one body. A monster. A freak. A perfect being.

Teeth

2008-06-11T03:05:02-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Suigetsu H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,304, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-11-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. "Calm down, Suigetsu. Kisame's just making you look more like us." Bad summary.

F is for Flirt

2008-06-11T02:36:17-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Doctor Who
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 609, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-11-08
Status: Complete

What did I tell you about flirting with the Fliizzians?" Crack. The Doctor, Jack, Martha.

Never

2008-06-11T02:15:44-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-11-08
Status: Complete

Roxas learns the hard way on what never to do. Crack.

Under Your Skin

2008-06-11T02:09:06-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 526, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-11-08
Status: Complete

I can see it, can't you?" Yuffie chirped, quite immune to the men's aura of total and unadulterated loathing that was floating about them.

Call Us Up

2008-03-31T00:01:06-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,137, Reviews: 23 Published: 3-31-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. AU. Leon and Cloud work on the radio. Yuffie asks "Why don't you guys get together?" Everything just goes weird from there. No pairings.

Predators

2008-03-29T00:15:41-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Crime
Pairing: Leon/Squall L. & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,080, Reviews: 13 Published: 3-29-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. AU. Squall Leonhart was more animal than human. Cloud Strife was like a serpent. Two titans, in their own right. No pairing.

Let Me

2008-03-17T00:17:12-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 21, Words: 38,732, Reviews: 274 Updated: 3-17-08 Published: 1-30-08
Status: Complete

A series on Leon and Cloud's ever-changing relationship, how the two act toward eachother, and the occasional problems their 'friendship' causes. -bad summary- Eventual LeonCloudLeon. Based on the titles of the chapters. Rated for later chapters. COMPLETE

Playing With Fire

2008-03-10T23:30:12-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,887, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-10-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sora asks Cloud if he's found his Light yet. Very sight angst, and unrequited CloudLeon at the end.

Doctor, Doctor

2008-02-26T01:15:08-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,766, Reviews: 26 Published: 2-26-08
Status: Complete

AU. "How's your patient?" "He's all right, skin sloughing off and peeing blood is normal for the bipedal humanoid species, right?" Leon, Cloud. No pairing. Prequel to Nurse, Nurse.

The Noise

2008-02-16T02:55:24-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 615, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-16-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Can't you hear it? AU. Cloud and Leon. No pairings. Blood and Insanity.

Just Shut Up

2008-02-11T22:18:35-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,589, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-11-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Collaboration with Knit.pump. A tale of spilt coffee, homosexual jokes, predictive texting and cows. Can be either read as an AU or pre-game. Crack. You are warned. Mild CloudLeonCloud.

Bathroom

2008-02-07T20:20:37-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Axel & Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-7-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Drabble. Axel needs to pee, but someone's in the bathroom already.

Mind, Body, Soul

2008-01-27T21:23:38-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,986, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-27-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. LeonCloud AU Special-Agent Squall 'Leon' Leonhart goes to a strip-club to meet with his informant. Though, his informant is hardly the one to just give up information, without something he wants in return.

Awesome

2008-01-22T19:16:54-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Drabble. Axel is awesome. He knows he is.

Impotent

2008-01-22T19:14:24-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sora & Cloud S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Drabble. Sora's eyes lit up. "What does impotent mean?"

Like Wart

2008-01-10T00:51:50-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,950, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-10-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sora meets Archimedes, Merlin's Highly Educated Owl.

One Of Those Days

2007-12-28T00:42:18-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cloud S. & Leon/Squall L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,339, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-28-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. It was one of those days where you're just wondering what the hell is going to go wrong. Otherwise known as 'Cloud and Leon meet Stitch'.

Noticed Something

2007-12-02T23:09:48-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 2,697, Reviews: 73 Updated: 12-2-07 Published: 7-1-07
Status: In-Progress

The cast of Bleach notice little oddities about the series they are in, and speak of them. Crack. Series of drabbles. Characters in each drabble listed next to the title.

PMS

2007-10-26T23:43:22-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gaara & Temari
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,111, Reviews: 56 Updated: 10-26-07 Published: 5-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Temari suffers from PMS. Gaara suffers from Temari. Crack. Drabble fic.

Something Different

2007-10-26T01:53:23-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Riku & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 436, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-26-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Sora decides to wear something different. Passing vague hint of RikuSora, but nothing serious. Based on a true story.

Emoh Buggz

2007-09-06T02:28:36-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Cloud S. & Yuffie K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,885, Reviews: 13 Published: 9-6-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Yuffie is on a mission to rid Cloud of Emoh Buggz. Problem is, the only way to rid someone of Emoh Buggz is for Yuffie to hug them. Cloud foils her plans every time. Yuffie isn't going to let him win this time. Pathetic summary.

Lotht a bet

2007-06-22T22:42:02-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U. & Deidara
Chapters: 3, Words: 873, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-22-07
Status: In-Progress

A cracky drabblefic consisting of three short drabbles about Itachi, Deidara, Kisame and Sasori, after the little omake after episode eighteen of Naruto Shippuuden.

Adventures Of Akatsuki – Drabbles

2007-06-09T23:45:13-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,271, Reviews: 23 Updated: 6-9-07 Published: 3-22-07
Status: In-Progress

Drabbles centering around the members of the criminal organization Akatsuki. Crack. Numerous members starring in each drabble. No pairings as of yet. Rated for swearing.

What Is Music?

2007-05-30T23:27:14-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-30-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Demyx tries to figure out what music is. Drabble.

Chains

2007-05-19T01:32:27-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 743, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-19-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Karin and Suigetsu are thrown into a dark dungeon with only themselves. What are the effects? Suigetsu x Karin. Very slight angst.

Underage

2007-05-19T01:28:48-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-19-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Suigetsu and Karin are arguing again, and Suigetsu throws in the trumpcard. Language. Drabble.

You Owe Me

2007-05-09T01:00:30-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,628, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-9-07 Published: 11-29-06
Status: In-Progress

I gave you your life back when I saved you from that prison, Jack. It's only fair that I get it for my own.' Jack owes his life to a sylph and doesn't want to give it up and die, a difficult position to be in while you're bleeding and cursed.

Have

2007-05-05T23:33:52-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-5-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Kisame asks why Itachi is polite all the time. Itachi says it's all he has. Kisame disagrees. Drabble. KisaIta.

Knock Before You Enter

2007-05-02T01:31:10-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kankuro & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-2-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Kankurou is interrupted halfway through ranting about his undying love, and, the object of his affection walks in through the door. Kankurou x ?

Gini in a lamp

2007-03-09T00:09:43-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Demyx
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,167, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Demyx finds a lamp while he's walking around in the desert, there's a girl in it! Is she a genie like she says she is? The adventures and misadventures of Demyx, Axel, Roxas, and the genie.

Stars in the Night Sky

2007-02-19T23:07:55-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Cloud S. & Kadaj
Chapters: 1, Words: 846, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-19-07
Status: Complete

A simple night, and it starts out with a SMASH. A single antique lamp starts off the night for two characters. Cloud x Kadaj. Bad summary.

Remember Me?

2007-02-14T00:18:59-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,832, Reviews: 97 Updated: 2-14-07 Published: 7-23-06
Status: In-Progress

Raito is being haunted by L's ghost. But the trouble is, he can't see him. Why is L here? How did he get here? and why can't anyone else see him?

Pained By Emotions

2007-02-11T19:00:42-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Twins
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,098, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-11-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. The twins are tortured in the only way a program can. With emotions. In either POV of the twins. You decide.

Names

2007-02-04T22:38:39-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Matrix
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Twins
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,630, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-4-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Thoughts and feelings of One and Two, the Twins, as Two thinks about why he has not got a proper name, and his relationship with his brother. Not intentionally twincest, only when you squint.

Devil Incarnate

2007-01-12T00:55:37-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,484, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-12-07
Status: Complete

Shikamaru meets his match in a fuzzy ball of hell. Crack. Kittenlovers beware.

Tradition

2007-01-08T03:25:49-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,046, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-8-07
Status: Complete

Gaara claims he is being attacked on a single day of the year by the same person, over and over again, and is terrified. Can Naruto wake up to witness the event? Ultra Crack. Written for my birthday.

First Impressions

2007-01-02T23:54:34-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gaara & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,060, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-2-07
Status: Complete

Gaara is sent to konoha to have a meeting with the Godaime, and Naruto warps his image of the hokage so much that when he actually meets her, he gets a bit of a shock. Crack. Possible TsuGaa if you squint.

Bankbook

2007-01-01T23:47:41-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tsunade S. & Jiraiya
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

Tsunade finds out how rich Jiraiya is by reading his bankbook, and decides on a way she can get some of the money. drabble.

Fairy Tales

2007-01-01T23:44:21-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 880, Reviews: 13 Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

Gaara is sitting on a roof watching the cast of Naruto scream lines from fairy tales. What the hell is going on here! Random.

Naruto at Hogwarts

2006-12-19T00:08:55-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 34, Words: 30,076, Reviews: 517 Updated: 12-19-06 Published: 1-1-06
Status: In-Progress

Naruto x Harry Potter xover. team 7, Kakashi, Tsunade and Jiraiya are taken to Hogwarts. team7 is to protect Harry and gather info. but lots of other things happen too! such as Kakashi's book being read to the class and more. rated for language & stuff

Molten Gold Eyes

2006-12-18T00:40:31-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Wolverine & Mystique
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,077, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-18-06
Status: Complete

After X3. Mystique comes to Logan, requesting that he kill her, because she does not wish to be a human any longer, but Logan doesn't feel like killing her like he did with Jean. More lighthearted than it sounds.

Drag

2006-12-17T23:26:24-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,051, Reviews: 18 Published: 12-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Two unrelated drabbles merely as an excuse to write L and Raito dragging each other around my their handcuffs. . . . No, I don't get it either.

Clean it Out

2006-12-17T22:42:48-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Over the Hedge
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 878, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-17-06
Status: In-Progress

The humans are going to clear out the little patch of forest the gang have, RJ discovers another raccoon, a raccoon who knows his past no less, and Hammy finds a pretzel! and looses it, and finds it again!

Anything I say

2006-11-22T21:45:38-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,205, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-22-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. Shikamaru wants to ask Temari out for valentines day, and asks Gaara for some help. Gaara says that he'll do it, but, only if Shikamaru does . anything. he. says. ShikaTema. Crack. Not to be taken seriously.

Tea Parties

2006-11-09T19:59:42-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 207, Reviews: 21 Published: 11-9-06
Status: Complete

Raito knows L is a little weird, but this is just pure LUNACY. crack. not to be taken seriously. have a nice day.

Awww

2006-10-03T22:30:59-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 696, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

Remus is awoken by 'aww'ing sounds, and a flash of light. Wait... What the hell is this the fuzzy thing he's holding? And is that giggling he hears? WTF! be prepared for cuteness and teddybears.

Make a day out of it

2006-10-03T20:55:41-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,207, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

Just a regular spring day, Remus is reading, Peter is eating, and James and Sirius are talking about maggots and iguanas... eh? Drabble, hints of slash, nothing serious. What's so special about wednesdays? Find out!

You Deserved That

2006-08-11T22:53:19-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 797, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-11-06
Status: Complete

My rendition of how they save Jack in PotC 3. Spoilers for those who haven't seen PotC 2.

Professor to the rescue

2006-08-06T01:29:52-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 943, Reviews: 18 Published: 8-6-06
Status: Complete

McGonagall and Harry enter Grimmauld place to find Remus Lupin and Sirius Black bombed out of their sculls. Who will save the poor innocent little Mr Potter? Slight swearing and other stuff.

Wakeup Call

2006-07-24T02:08:38-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Iceman & Pyro
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,946, Reviews: 40 Updated: 7-24-06 Published: 7-16-06
Status: In-Progress

Bobby decides to wake John up a completely different way... Colourful swearing. You are warned. slash and nonslash alternate chapters on the way.

Sinner

2006-07-23T00:14:17-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

Raito listens to what L thinks Kira is doing, and finds it infuriating. L x Raito if you squint really hard.

The Flu

2006-07-16T19:46:03-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,542, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-16-06
Status: Complete

Near is sick, and Mello grudgingly looks after him... Getting a special something in return. Bad summery.

Pacman

2006-07-12T01:20:23-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 19 Published: 7-12-06
Status: Complete

L is playing with his foam Pacman toy, and Raito is finding it annoying. Bad summery. Pure crack. Will induce brain damage. You are warned.

The Hat

2006-06-08T01:54:15-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Jane and the Dragon
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,687, Reviews: 35 Published: 6-8-06
Status: Complete

Jane want's to see what Jester looks like without his beloved tinklehat and how long it takes Jester to crack after being forced to take it off, and keep it off. but no one has ever seen Jester without his hat before...

Fixed

2006-06-03T21:28:57-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,177, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-3-06
Status: Complete

Harry finds something not to his taste on the internet, and finds out something interesting about Sirius, Remus, Snape, James and Voldemort. pure crack. you are warned.

Tigers purr?

2006-06-03T21:17:43-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Ice Age
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 33 Published: 6-3-06
Status: Complete

do tigers purr? Sid and Manny are going to find out, wether Diego likes it or not.

Hide and Seek

2006-05-28T21:10:10-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,419, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-28-06
Status: Complete

Kenpachi and Yachiru play hide and seek, and soul society gets smashed up because of it! 'nuff said.

Sake all around

2006-05-24T22:33:05-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,906, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-24-06
Status: Complete

Bleach x Naruto xover. Yes. I am mad. Hitsugaya has lost Matsumoto in Konoha, and finds her drinking sake after sake with Tsunade. Madness and crack ensues.

Bath Time

2006-05-22T22:23:23-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,446, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-22-06
Status: Complete

Ichigo decides to clean Kon, because he's dirty. Kon finds out why Isshin is so hyper, why Ichigo smells nice, and Ichigo finds out Kon is ticklish. drabble... ish.

Bad Dream

2006-05-15T22:09:34-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Star Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Anakin S. & Obi-Wan K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 427, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-15-06
Status: Complete

little Anakin has a bad dream and comes to ObiWan for comfort. Obiwan x Anakin if you squint really hard.

Kettle

2006-05-13T00:50:35-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Firefly
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Mal & Inara
Chapters: 1, Words: 349, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-13-06
Status: Complete

Mal is having trouble with an electric jug and Inara comes and saves the day. Merely a drabble.

Melons

2006-05-13T00:39:12-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,920, Reviews: 15 Updated: 5-13-06 Published: 5-9-06
Status: Complete

about Hitsugaya Taichou and his watermelons. appearing– Matsumoto, Rukia, Hinamori ... even Renji and Byakuya! hints of HitsuHina and maybe MatsuHitsu. first Bleach ff.

Someone stole my lighter

2006-04-11T05:48:16-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Pyro
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,313, Reviews: 27 Published: 4-11-06
Status: In-Progress

John's lighter has disappeared and he's frantic. can the lighter be found before he tears the place apart? read and find out. series of four drabbles.

Glass Harp

2006-04-10T22:58:43-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,131, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-10-06
Status: Complete

Rogue, Warren, Kitty and Jubilee hear a weird noise one early morning and find Logan playing the glass harp. gasp. yes. not as pathetic as it sounds, but it comes pretty close.

Whisky and Hiccups

2006-04-10T22:53:55-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Wolverine
Chapters: 1, Words: 865, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-10-06
Status: Complete

someone's been into Logan's secret stash of whisky, causing him to have hiccups. bad summary. please read. my first xmen ff. alcohol and underage drunkedness.

Why Naruto and Kiba should NOT be given to Coffee

2006-04-01T20:14:26-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kiba I. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 722, Reviews: 27 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

WARNING: very... VERY... weird. do not flame me if you lose braincells. hints of NaruSasu, KibaShino and NaruGaa. ... i can't summarize this ff. it's too difficult. if you read it, you'll understand. some swearing.

Valentines day for bishounen

2006-04-01T20:10:18-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,885, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-1-06
Status: Complete

WARNING: you WILL lose braincells if you read this. tiniest hint of KisaIta. Itachi has to get away from civilization because it's going to be valentines day and he has to get away from the fangirls. but the fangirls come to him.

Daydreams

2006-03-12T03:04:05-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Naruto U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,938, Reviews: 46 Updated: 3-12-06 Published: 2-3-06
Status: In-Progress

GaaNaru & TemaShika. Gaara has been having interesting daydreams about a fox. Naruto and Shikamaru come to Suna to talk to Gaara, the Kazekage, about the peace treaty. what chaos will happen?

Werewolf, but still a friend

2006-03-12T00:00:38-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Fantasy
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 17, Words: 12,121, Reviews: 32 Updated: 3-12-06 Published: 1-2-06
Status: In-Progress

Sirius Black X Remus Lupin. rather lightish boyxboy love, but it gets heavier. much heavier in ch 12. Remus' 5th year the wolf inside of him is getting restless, his three friends find out what he is, and so on. also Lilly Evans x James Potter

Rokudaime

2006-03-07T19:36:16-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Tsunade S.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,344, Reviews: 25 Updated: 3-7-06 Published: 2-16-06
Status: In-Progress

Naruto is told he will be the next Hokage by a dying Tsunade. the day before the ceremony, something horrible happens. what will happen and what will pursue? i suck at summaries. please read.

Useless in the rain

2006-02-19T23:19:17-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Roy M. & Riza H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,247, Reviews: 27 Published: 2-19-06
Status: Complete

another RoyRiza. yes! i'm on a roll now, aren't i? be afraid! ... uhh, anyway... Mustang wants to know if he is truly useless in the rain, so, he asks Hawkeye if he can try something. done for a good friend.

Hot Pants

2006-02-19T20:07:36-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Riza H. & Roy M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,746, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-19-06
Status: In-Progress

my first RoyRiza fanfiction and FMA fanfiction combined. Roy has become the Fuhrer and has approved miniskirts as the women's dress code, but Riza decides to wear something different.

you're not sleeping?

2006-01-25T22:18:10-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,139, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-25-06
Status: Complete

a light DeiSaso fic – drabble. Sasori is dead and Deidara is told. he becomes distraught, then angry. wanting revenge on 'who took his sasori–danna away from him'. Zetsu and Tobi are in this fic too. i suck at summaries. rated for language.

Out Of Azkaban

2006-01-09T19:47:28-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,812, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-9-06 Published: 1-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Draco Malfoy x Harry Potter... not sure how far it'll go. Draco is let out of Azkaban for a few months but he has to have his probation officer present with him the whole time. but who is this officer? set when they're 26

Cheese and Cloud

2005-12-18T20:07:53-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Kadaj & Cloud S.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,949, Reviews: 35 Published: 12-18-05
Status: In-Progress

Kadaj loves cheese... is there something he loves more? Kadaj goes blind and someone helps him. who? i suck at summaries. just read it. please? random, a little inconsistent. Cloud x Kadaj, rated for sex, yaoi and language. 6 chapters in whole.

Heaven

2005-12-15T18:54:23-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sakura H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 527, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-15-05
Status: Complete

Sakura believes there is no heaven... but when she is with naruto, maybe there is... SakuNaru, NaruSaku. i'm not a big fan of Het, but this was done for a friend of mine.

Thoughts

2005-12-15T18:38:41-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Pairing: Kadaj & Yazoo
Chapters: 1, Words: 275, Reviews: 20 Published: 12-15-05
Status: Complete

i was fascinated at how well Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz could fight together, and thought that their minds were linked some how. this fic explained my thoughts on the matter. dialogue based.

i know you're lonely

2005-11-21T20:39:35-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Deidara & Sasori
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,014, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-21-05
Status: In-Progress

SasoDei, KisaIta. Deidara has a empty heart, full of love, but has noone to give it to. for my good friend, KikZanuff. the start of the ff is © mellychan42. used with permission.

Eyes in the moonlight

2005-11-21T00:01:27-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,177, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-21-05
Status: In-Progress

Deidara comes back from a swimming lesson and has something for Sasori... and Sasori has something for Deidara. SasoDei, DeiSaso. Sasori!Uke. Zetsu makes an appearance also.

Cold Hard Reality

2005-11-20T00:17:25-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 528, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-20-05
Status: In-Progress

a death fic. Albelsgirl from DA gave me the idea, and i wrote it. Itachi is on the brink of death, Kisame shows some of his feelings. itty bit of Shounen ai.

you can't rape the willing

2005-11-19T23:06:33-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,670, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-19-05
Status: In-Progress

the first yaoi fanfiction i ever wrote, many things wrong with it. Kisame is woken up by something slimy exlploring his mouth. he opens his eyes and sees sharingan. what is Itachi's explination? ItaKisa, KisaIta, Kisame!Uke. beware.

Teddy

2005-11-19T21:17:14-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,446, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-19-05
Status: In-Progress

KisaIta. fluff, shounenai. Itachi has trouble sleeping, and Kisame decides to help... in his own way, of course.

Don't Leave Me

2005-11-19T20:13:51-08:00

Author: YonderB
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 17 Published: 11-19-05
Status: Complete

Sasuke has attacked Itachi, Itachi is lying on the ground, covered with his own blood... and before he dies, he leaves his brother confused and upset. blood, angst and short.