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It's A Scourge Life

2009-09-08T00:28:38-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Warcraft
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Arthas Menethil
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,305, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-8-09 Published: 8-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Running an army of Undead is more taxing than one would think; as Arthas works through weight problems and Kel’Thuzad goofs off in every way imaginable.

Sick Days

2009-08-09T16:28:26-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Ichigo K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,144, Reviews: 14 Published: 8-9-09
Status: In-Progress

When Fourth Division Captain Unohana Retsu falls ill, Seireitei turns to the only person capable of replacing her: Urahara Kisuke. In turn, he coerces a bitter and cynical Ichigo into hopping along for the ride. And what a ride it is. House!Ichigo.

The Fart

2007-11-28T11:41:32-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Claymore
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 895, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

Because even ladies have to let out gas.

Harem

2007-11-26T22:33:08-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Claymore
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,183, Reviews: 40 Published: 11-26-07
Status: In-Progress

“Welcome to Isragard may I commend you on your excellent Harem,” Hunting Isley down never was meant to be this funny. Apology!Fic to Kraven Ergeist.

Warmth

2007-11-24T05:18:11-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Claymore
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,525, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-24-07
Status: In-Progress

Fictrade 2007 with Kraven Ergeist. In the blizzard’s cold… warmth is found in the most unlikely places. Raki x Miria :: Raki x Clare

The Uncorrupted

2007-09-23T12:25:54-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,352, Reviews: 49 Published: 9-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Twenty Millenia ago, The Final Battle was fought the many races of Azeroth allied against The Lich King, and were victorious. But it seems that even after so long, evil never truly dies. Necromancer!Naruto. A World of Warcraft Xover with tones of Diablo .

Hi, I'm Your New Shinigami

2007-08-06T05:38:40-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,081, Reviews: 64 Published: 8-6-07
Status: In-Progress

When you die, this is what you see: a blonde teenager with a scythe and black robes. Ignore the ravenhaired woman trying to feel him up as you ascend the stairs. Sorta kinda NarutoHarem.

Icha Icha Naruto

2007-06-15T05:15:25-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,547, Reviews: 200 Updated: 6-15-07 Published: 11-29-06
Status: In-Progress

When there's life out there trying to bite you, all you can do is pray to God. And hope he answers. Too bad for Naruto, he sends more problems than solutions. Three women... and no way out. Good luck.

Red Eyes, Sapphire Sky

2007-03-11T04:10:21-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 11, Words: 8,409, Reviews: 74 Updated: 3-11-07 Published: 3-24-05
Status: In-Progress

A Collection of drabbles on Naruto and Kurenai to get my juices flowing. I'm moving the planned story out of here and into somewhere else... It just did not feel right...

An Address of Grievance

2007-03-01T04:04:15-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,064, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-1-07
Status: Complete

Uzumaki Naruto is a big fan of his own manga, Naruto, but from chapters 250 and onwards, he gets dissatisfied. Now, 90 chapters later, he decides to send a letter to the maestro himself... Crack!Fic humor is dry and English. Expect bashing. LOTS of it.

You're Lucky: A Goodbye Story

2007-02-16T20:26:11-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,786, Reviews: 30 Published: 2-16-07
Status: Complete

You're lucky, Sarutobi Asuma. Naruto said, turning his back upon the older man, You just don't know how lucky you are, AsumaKurenai, NarutoKurenai a goodbye story. Slight AU.

Kunoichi Marmalade

2006-09-03T05:40:07-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 3, Words: 15,460, Reviews: 181 Updated: 9-3-06 Published: 5-16-06
Status: In-Progress

What happens when you're bored off your rocker one night in a bar? Entertain yourself of course! Ladies and Gentlemen... This is the Kunoichi Marmalade.. BONUS CHAPTER UP!

Twenty Memories

2006-04-12T02:53:24-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,150, Reviews: 22 Published: 4-12-06
Status: Complete

NarutoKurenai. Twenty moments that revolve on how Naruto and Kurenai got together from the day he was a child, to the time he turns into a man and admits his love.

How Did This Happen To Me?

2006-03-29T04:59:35-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,914, Reviews: 186 Updated: 3-29-06 Published: 8-20-05
Status: In-Progress

KureTsuAnkoNaru. Uzumaki Naruto is the hottest eighteen year old Jounin of Konoha. He's in love too? With who? Kurenaisensei, Tsunadebaba and Ankochan of course. What he doesn't know is that they love him too. Can he snag them? STORYLINE CHANGED!

Naruto: The Greatest Hero

2006-03-19T05:40:37-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/General
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 14, Words: 85,857, Reviews: 527 Updated: 3-19-06 Published: 4-7-05
Status: In-Progress

KureNaru, AU. Naruto is raised and trained by the Copy Ninja Kakashi, also his adopted brother. Trials, tribulations and losses What challenges await in his future? Only time will tell...

Hunter of the Night

2005-08-20T05:23:35-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,835, Reviews: 100 Published: 8-20-05
Status: In-Progress

AU, YuuNaruKure. Naruto is the son of the Yondaime incredible skill is in his blood. As Captain of an ANBU Squad, he has much to prove, as well as battles with the most powerful ninjas of the world. As the Blue Wolf, he must prevail or pay the price.

The Way I Want You Tonight

2005-06-26T01:04:11-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 3, Words: 17,585, Reviews: 73 Updated: 6-26-05 Published: 3-29-05
Status: Complete

Kurenaru. Kurenai falls for him, but even she doesn't know herself that she is in love. Naruto is positive about his feelings. A ThreeParter PART TWO UP!

Interesting Things

2005-03-24T02:51:36-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,615, Reviews: 28 Published: 3-24-05
Status: Complete

KurenaiNaruto. Kurenai finds something intersting when she helps clean up her boyfriend's place.

Kiss Me Again

2005-03-06T19:13:15-08:00

Author: antiassasinguy
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kurenai Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 762, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-6-05
Status: In-Progress

KurenaiNaruto.Kurenai muses on her relationship with her blonde boyfriend as she waits for him. POSSIBLE PREQUEL AND SEQUEL