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Farmville

2009-09-30T17:05:17-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,598, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-30-09
Status: Complete

Spinelli calls Elizabeth over when Jason takes expired cough medicine.

In This Economy

2009-09-29T21:49:19-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Johnny Z. & Nadine C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,798, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-29-09
Status: Complete

Nadine shows up to interview for the position of supervising Johnny's new clinic after having consumed two bottles of wine.

Mean

2009-09-28T20:20:23-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 86, Words: 369,551, Reviews: 115 Updated: 9-28-09 Published: 5-17-08
Status: In-Progress

A future fic looking at what would happen if Jason made good on his promise to stay away from Elizabeth and the boys. Lots of new characters are introduced, and the main character is Jake Webber/Jake Morgan.

Faker!

2009-08-12T22:03:59-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Nadine C. & Johnny Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,368, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

Nadine fakes an orgasm and Johnny resolves to up the ante.

Wild Soul

2009-08-02T10:13:31-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 5, Words: 15,360, Reviews: 17 Updated: 8-2-09 Published: 2-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Claudia Zacchara hires Jason Morgan to investigate the death of her brother, with his wife Elizabeth Zacchara the prime suspect.

Wooing Miss Crowell

2009-07-23T13:38:37-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Nadine C. & Johnny Z.
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,424, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-23-09 Published: 7-4-09
Status: In-Progress

Johnny Zacchara sets out to prove to Nadine Crowell that he's boyfriend material - but more importantly, that he's a normal guy after all.

This Is Your Song

2009-02-05T21:05:43-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Johnny Z. & Nadine C.
Chapters: 17, Words: 40,689, Reviews: 72 Updated: 2-5-09 Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

A Johnny/Nadine romp.

Hack

2009-01-05T11:38:49-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 60, Words: 249,083, Reviews: 25 Updated: 1-5-09 Published: 4-20-08
Status: Complete

Spinelli Jason's sidekick and Elizabeth Sonny's former legal ward go head-to-head as they compete for the job of head computer geek for the organization. A Liason story with Single Sonny, Nerdy Spinelli, and a Bevy of Bodyguards thrown in for fun.

The Right Girl One Shots

2008-12-30T19:04:10-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Johnny Z. & Nadine C.
Chapters: 13, Words: 33,984, Reviews: 34 Updated: 12-30-08 Published: 7-12-08
Status: Complete

A series of approximately ten one shots pertaining to my completed story, "The Right Girl," focused on the romantic pairing of Johnny Zacchara and Nadine Crowell. All these one shots take place, naturally, after the end of that fic. Read that one first.

75 Things A Man Should Be Able To Do

2008-11-21T20:09:11-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: Office
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,991, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-21-08 Published: 11-12-08
Status: In-Progress

Ryan/Kelly fluff!story based on Esquire's list with the same name as the title. Just some good fluffy fun under the guise of something dramatic. Keyword: FLUFF. :-P

Cute Boys Wear FootJoys

2008-11-17T12:06:44-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: Office
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,670, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-17-08
Status: In-Progress

Ryan Howard has to close this sale or he's gone for good.

CRIME AID: The Auction

2008-10-26T19:52:18-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: Office
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,867, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-26-08
Status: Complete

Kelly has something to auction off and Ryan is the winning bidder. Just a silly little one shot.

PostSecret: General Hospital

2008-10-18T17:33:53-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,164, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-18-08
Status: Complete

The secrets of 100 GH characters.

I Hate This Worm Inside of Me

2008-10-18T08:34:14-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: Office
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,932, Reviews: 19 Updated: 10-18-08 Published: 10-13-08
Status: In-Progress

Quasi-episode tag to 502: Weight Loss. Ryan becomes worried when Kelly will not give up her diet.

What Women Want

2008-10-14T11:11:51-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 12, Words: 27,118, Reviews: 10 Updated: 10-14-08 Published: 10-7-08
Status: Complete

A short story loosely based on the movie by the same name starring Mel Gibson and Helen Hunt. I wrote this because I was forced to. It is silly and involves Jason Morgan being able to read the thoughts of most PC women.

Fade To Black

2008-10-11T10:53:36-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,654, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-11-08
Status: Complete

Manny Ruiz's cousin takes revenge on Patrick, Robin, and Elizabeth, those he believes were responsible for Manny's death.

Big Fat Happy Sunshine Day

2008-10-08T20:29:04-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 13, Words: 46,403, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Horribly AU. At times, just horrible. Elizabeth Drake clashes with her sister Carly's business associate. Written for a banner challenge.

All That I Ever Was

2008-10-08T20:18:34-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,279, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Jason is there when Lucky endangers the lives of Elizabeth, Cameron, and Jake.

Our Lives

2008-10-08T20:11:51-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,693, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

The ghost of Alan Quartermaine visits Jason, Elizabeth, and their unborn child.

On One Condition

2008-10-08T20:09:15-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,873, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Edward has a proposition for Jason involving his family-on-the-way.

A Case of the Gimmies

2008-10-08T20:07:47-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,295, Reviews: 0 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Spinelli and Cameron help Jason get the perfect Christmas gift for Elizabeth. Sappy and stuff.

Sure, Blame the Quartermaines

2008-10-08T20:00:35-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,327, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Dillon has some advice for Jason when he learns of how Jason supports the Quartermaine family name.

Go Faster Through The Darkness

2008-10-08T19:59:27-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,191, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

Jason and Elizabeth meet for a clandestine night ride.

Marry Me

2008-10-08T19:52:42-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 13,066, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

A short, short story. Kind of goofy. Kind of smutty. Jason and Elizabeth already have a professional relationship, and work on a romantic one.

Say Hello To My Nerdy Friend

2008-08-09T17:59:20-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Crime/Humor
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,601, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-9-08
Status: Complete

Johnny's older sister Elizabeth comes to Port Charles and causes trouble for Sonny and Jason, who vastly underestimate her.

The Right Girl

2008-07-12T16:38:20-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Johnny Z. & Nadine C.
Chapters: 61, Words: 177,759, Reviews: 133 Updated: 7-12-08 Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

Johnny Zacchara & Nadine Crowell: This unlikely pair forms a unique friendship based on secret gifts, and become so much more to each other. Includes Claudia Zacchara Johnny's sister and other General Hospital characters in minor, supporting roles.

The HMS Morgan

2008-04-21T08:39:41-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 8, Words: 19,369, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-21-08 Published: 4-20-08
Status: Complete

A period piece: Doctor-turned-Rebel-turned-Pirate Jason Morgan discovers a stowaway aboard his ship, and their journeys together change the course of English history. God, I suck at these sum-ups.

The Morgan Men

2008-04-20T19:49:40-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,537, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-20-08
Status: In-Progress

While in hiding, Jason Morgan sneaks back home for a day to reunite with his wife and son.

Flat Faced Butt Sniffer

2008-03-20T16:29:30-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,149, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

Elizabeth can't believe that of all the kids in his class, her son Cameron picked a fight with Michael Quartermaine, the adopted son of the local godfather.

Spring Cleaning And Baby Proofing

2008-03-20T16:27:51-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,232, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

Complete fluff. Jason makes changes to Penthouse II, which Spinelli finds personally distressing.

The Overcrowded Manger

2008-03-20T16:25:54-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,163, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

Complete. The peanut gallery keeps butting in as Elizabeth tries to give Jason some very important news. Fluff.

An Exchange

2008-03-20T10:55:53-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,059, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-20-08
Status: Complete

Complete. Amber and Cameron come to an amusing understanding sure to tick House off.

Twitch

2008-03-19T12:50:10-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,185, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-19-08
Status: Complete

Complete. Cameron realizes that House has drugged Wilson.

Androgyny

2008-03-14T13:28:50-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,345, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

Jason witnesses a disturbing conversation between Elizabeth and a friend from her past, and realizes that Sonny Corinthos's life may be at stake if either woman is to be trusted.

Forgotten

2008-03-14T13:26:47-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,592, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-14-08
Status: Complete

Spinelli gives Jason some very distressing news about an event that occurred while Jason was still a Quartermaine.

The Shot Heard 'Round The World

2008-03-13T20:19:51-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,897, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

Spinelli builds a time machine in Penthouse II, and the results are disastrous for Jason and Elizabeth.

Possibly Worse Than The Reindeer Sweater

2008-03-13T20:14:45-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,406, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

After giving birth to five Morgan men, Elizabeth finally becomes pregnant with a little girl and gets a little loopy as a result. Supporting characters: Jason, Sonny/Carly, and Spinelli/Georgie.

Ten Things I Hate About You

2008-03-13T20:13:02-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,839, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

Jason and Elizabeth have a fight and withdraw to their respective corners to come up with all the things they hate about each other. Liason fluff.

And All The King's Men

2008-03-13T15:38:00-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 11, Words: 24,280, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

A Regency-era piece. Jason Morgan is part of a secret organization that serves the interests of the Crown, and his newest assignment is to infiltrate the home of Lord Robert Scorpio. The one thing he didn't plan on, however, is Robert's daughter Elizabeth

The Virgin Viscountess The Vigilant Viscount

2008-03-13T15:30:59-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,007, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

A short Regency-era romantic story about Jason and Elizabeth Morgan, the Viscount and Viscountess of Charles Porte.

Cyrano de What?

2008-03-13T15:27:04-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,764, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

Jason meets Elizabeth Webber, his new little "sister."

Sleeping Snow Cinderella, the Belle of Wonderland

2008-03-13T15:25:16-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,090, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

A collection of Disney fairy tales woven together in this humorous Jason and Elizabeth short story.

Nightswimming

2008-03-13T15:20:59-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,210, Reviews: 1 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

A midnight dip in a remote Tuscan village is how Jason and Elizabeth meet in this romantic short story.

Fractured

2008-03-13T15:16:47-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,199, Reviews: 0 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

A broken piece of glass brings Jason and Elizabeth together after several international near-misses.

After The Honeymoon

2008-03-11T19:24:36-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 38, Words: 114,347, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-11-08
Status: Complete

When the wedding is over, that's when the fun really begins.

The Battle Of Who Could Care Less

2008-03-11T18:39:19-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 53, Words: 192,775, Reviews: 104 Updated: 3-11-08 Published: 3-7-06
Status: Complete

See Old GH meet New GH as Sonny and Jason team up with Robert and Luke to save the citizens of Port Charles - and presumably, the free world - from the clutches of Helena Cassidine, with Elizabeth right smack dab in the middle.

Heat

2006-08-04T19:24:57-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 10, Words: 28,083, Reviews: 26 Updated: 8-4-06 Published: 5-17-06
Status: Complete

Manny Ruiz wreaks his own unique brand of havoc on Port Charles meanwhile, Elizabeth, Patrick, Epiphany and Jason all land in jail. I suck at these summaries.

Mindset

2006-06-24T08:53:39-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 21, Words: 71,294, Reviews: 81 Updated: 6-24-06 Published: 2-15-05
Status: In-Progress

[Liason]: Courtney hits Elizabeth with her car and then covers it up with an unwitting AJ's help. With Emily in the hospital due to breast cancer, Jason must deal with the prospect of losing the two most important women in his life.

Beautiful Mistake

2006-06-20T09:42:42-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,154, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-20-06
Status: Complete

[Liason and Scrubs] Elizabeth Webber receives an unexpected guest Robin Scorpio receives some unexpected news.

Death Be Not Proud

2006-06-15T11:19:02-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,358, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

Jason Morgan and Elizabeth Webber babysit Lulu Spencer for an evening.

Why Do Fools Fall In Love?

2006-06-12T09:12:42-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,479, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-12-06
Status: Complete

Liason and Scrubs finally get it together.

Diner Dilemma

2006-04-01T16:57:28-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 25, Words: 116,645, Reviews: 47 Updated: 4-1-06 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

Kelly's cook Jason Morgan and resident waitress Elizabeth Webber cook up more than pancakes in this twisted romantic comedy.

Thieving Whore

2006-01-20T18:11:43-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,777, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-20-06
Status: Complete

Elizabeth shows up at Sonny's penthouse and gives the mobster and Jason the surprise of their lives.

Gone Away Is The Bluebird

2005-12-18T20:01:40-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,949, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-18-05
Status: Complete

AU a nice, fluffy, happy Liason holiday fic with a good healthy dose of the King of Cool, Dean Martin.

Silver Treetop University

2005-12-18T16:14:34-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,169, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-18-05
Status: Complete

Just a short fluff piece about Liz and Jason getting together to study in college.

Not Quite Lost In Translation

2005-12-15T07:46:32-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Jason M. & Elizabeth W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,758, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-15-05
Status: Complete

Elizabeth and Jason meet in faraway Rome and manage to connect despite the apparent language barrier. Ha.

A Synonym For Acquiesce

2005-12-13T13:12:49-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,358, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-13-05
Status: Complete

Liason Jason returns to Port Charles just two weeks after Elizabeth refused his offer to run away to Italy.

At The Stroke of Twelve

2005-10-24T06:51:33-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,807, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-24-05
Status: Complete

Elizabeth runs out of her wedding to Lucky Spencer only to find Jason Morgan, still suffering from amnesia, lurking behind the church.

Don't Slow Down

2005-10-02T18:08:32-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,892, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-2-05
Status: Complete

Jason knew that Elizabeth was running from her past, but as her world caves in, he must scramble to save everything they both hold dear.

Waiting

2005-09-21T15:23:55-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,759, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-21-05
Status: Complete

[Liason S&B COMPLETE]Elizabeth and Brenda land in jail for the fifth time in two months, and as usual, Sonny and Jason come bail them out.

The Lone Ranger Series

2005-09-04T16:56:23-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 33, Words: 232,448, Reviews: 25 Updated: 9-4-05 Published: 6-1-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: A fun, easy, Liasoninhigh school story.

Polly's On Atkins

2005-09-02T08:50:32-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,877, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-2-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE] A cutesyfruitsy oneshot fic involving a neurotic parrot.

The Plight Of Narcissus

2005-09-01T08:56:54-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,342, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-1-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE] Come on, baby, don't fear the reaper.

Blaze

2005-06-27T09:02:16-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Elizabeth W. & Jason M.
Chapters: 6, Words: 17,576, Reviews: 19 Updated: 6-27-05 Published: 2-19-05
Status: Complete

A reworking of the Valentine's Day fire at the warehouse.

Safe Haven

2005-06-19T11:58:40-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 14, Words: 46,632, Reviews: 34 Updated: 6-19-05 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]After faking her death to save the Spencers and the Cassidines, Elizabeth Webber is carted off to the private island of Sonny Corinthos to hide out and recuperate, where she is soon joined by a very concerned and irate Jason Morgan.

Ipanema

2005-06-17T10:03:31-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,536, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-17-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: A onepart piece set in either the twenties or the fifties at a nightclub on the island. Jason has had his eye on the elegant ladycrooner Miss Elizabeth Webber for longer than he can remember, and he finally works up the nerve to make h

That's Not In My Job Description!

2005-06-11T13:11:03-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,407, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-11-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE] Another typical day in the lives of Mr. and Mrs. Jason and Elizabeth Morgan. Dudes, it's just fluff.

The Midnight Blue

2005-06-01T18:40:48-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,764, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-1-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Jason comes back to the 53rd annual Nurses Ball after leaving shortly after Sorel had a bomb placed in Elizabeth's studio.

Rapunzel's Hairpins

2005-06-01T06:49:19-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,668, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-1-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Jason rescues Elizabeth from the crypt.

Startling Clarity

2005-05-23T17:11:02-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,189, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-23-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE] Six years later, Elizabeth once again finds Jason Morgan shot and bleeding to death in the snow.

When I Fall

2005-04-24T14:41:42-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,952, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-24-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Sequel to Quiet in the Rain.

Quiet In The Rain

2005-04-14T16:29:25-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,734, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-14-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: I stink at summaries, but here goes: Jason rushes to Elizabeth's studio when his best friend needs him most. I promise it's more interesting than that. :b

Purple Paper

2005-03-16T18:17:09-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,176, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-16-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Wow, it's really hard to give a summary of this. If you read it, I hope you'll see what I mean. At any rate, it's short and complete. And Liason. : How can you go wrong?

Look Out For Mr Stork

2005-02-14T16:20:51-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 11,586, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Elizabeth thought she was carrying Zander Smith's baby, only to realize it was actually Jason's. And thanks to Lucky and a quick plane ride, Jason now knows as well.

When Our Eyes Met

2005-02-14T16:00:03-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,653, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Jason comes home to learn that Elizabeth has been blinded in a hitandrun accident involving Courtney.

Imitation Is The Highest Form of Satire

2005-02-14T15:54:13-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,258, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: When Lucy decides to shake up the Nurses Ball a little bit, Elizabeth Webber gets a onceinalifetime opportunity.

The Fury of a Patient Man

2005-02-14T15:45:13-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,048, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Jason and Sonny both cut Courtney out of their lives for good when she saves Alcazar from sure death at Jason's hand.

Blind Date

2005-02-14T15:40:22-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,741, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

Bobbie sets up Nurse Webber with the new Dr. Morgan but what happens when Courtney decides to get in on the action?

Suddenly A Savior

2005-02-14T15:30:08-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,894, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Jason and Elizabeth meet in the park just as Liz is getting ready to leave PC for good, and a gunshot cuts their goodbye short.

One Hundred Ways

2005-02-14T15:12:11-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 15,044, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Though broken up, Jason and Elizabeth still manage to share a special Valentine's Day with a little help from Ric and Courtney.

Visions of Someday

2005-02-14T14:54:31-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,152, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-14-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: An unexpected and somewhat mystical visitor keeps Jason from letting Elizabeth walk out of his life for good.

Crimson Time

2005-01-29T18:57:54-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,377, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

Elizabeth Webber comes facetoface with Tom Baker on none other than Valentine's Day. And Jason is there to witness the fierce encounter.

Silk and Cotton

2005-01-29T18:55:47-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,162, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

[Liason COMPLETE]: Elizabeth Webber's best friend Emily has the worst timing EVER when she drops in on Elizabeth while she's in bed with her companion from the night before. Quickthinking Liz thinks she's fooled her friend, but Emily's got a bit more of S

Hospital of Horror

2005-01-29T18:51:20-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,900, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

Jason Morgan's roommate, Elizabeth Webber, is really getting on his nerves she wants him to go to General Hospital's Halloween function and he just won't budge. But he'll have some grovelling to do when he goes to far and sends her runn

Burning Rubber

2005-01-29T18:47:03-08:00

Author: Huma The Guma
Category: General Hospital
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,474, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-29-05
Status: Complete

Elizabeth Webber just got off a bad relationship and is in the mood for something dangerous and her old pal Jason is the only one with a prayer of calming the fiesty brunette down.