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This Christmas

2006-01-15T22:28:57-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Oliver W. & Katie B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 600, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-15-06
Status: Complete

Read as Oliver and Katie tackle something, er...BIG and HARD which eventually leads them in rather...QUESTIONABLE POSITIONS...

WHEN MUGGLES ATTACK!

2006-01-12T01:47:00-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,460, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-12-06 Published: 12-28-05
Status: In-Progress

What would happen when a bunch of muggles who've read the books suddenly rush inside Hogwarts? A lot of saving the Potter world? NO, OF COURSE NOT! Just insanity, a whole lot of sexual innuendos by Dumbledore, and of course, Harry in a tutu!

Not According to Plan

2006-01-01T23:49:26-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,534, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-1-06
Status: In-Progress

Never reaching her parents' expectations, Katie decides to do something right by getting Oliver Wood to act as her boyfriend during the Christmas break. But what happens when things quickly spin out of control, too fast for both to be able to do anything?

Chatting with Celebrities

2005-12-18T23:10:00-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Oliver W. & Katie B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,324, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-18-05
Status: Complete

On today's show, we have Oliver Wood, Puddlemere's keeper, as our guest. Come watch as we talk to him about his career and family and maybe even have a special guest as well...

The Scorching Heat of December

2005-11-02T06:28:36-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Gossip Girl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,121, Reviews: 15 Published: 11-2-05
Status: In-Progress

This holiday season, Erik van der Woodsen will finally be coming back to New York. But then what happens when a certain Blair gets herself tangled up with him before Nate realizes that he's finally met his match?

Our Goodbye

2005-10-27T22:13:04-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Oliver W. & Katie B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,578, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-27-05
Status: Complete

This was it. This was the last time she'd ever be the same Katie Bell everyone knew before having to start anew in a place so far away.This could be the last time that she'd ever see Oliver.

Change

2005-08-13T00:00:31-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Oliver W. & Katie B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,779, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-13-05
Status: Complete

Taking one look behind him, the boy caught sight of the shadow of a great stone castle, a sudden urge to run back slowly building up inside of him. But again catching a glimpse of what lay just a few feet ahead made him turn back, his mind finally made up

Learning from the Marauders

2005-07-23T05:51:48-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,674, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-23-05
Status: Complete

During a day out with his father, godfather, and 'uncle', Harry gets a lecture about the important things in life from the infamous Marauders. And that can only mean trouble. Oneshot

We Belong Together

2005-06-05T19:35:21-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,466, Reviews: 30 Updated: 6-5-05 Published: 5-29-05
Status: Complete

Everything's ready. All the guests have arrived, everyone's waiting. But then where's the bride? One-shot Part (3 of 3 posted or in other words, FINISHED) OWKB

Over

2005-05-18T04:31:01-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,224, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-18-05
Status: Complete

Keeping a secret is easy enough, right? Not when cheating, backstabbing, and lying to your friends becomes part of the deal. Interested? oneshot owkb

Something New

2005-04-14T01:18:25-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,618, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-14-05
Status: In-Progress

SBOC For three weeks, Sirius learns things about life that he never knew for the past 17 of his life. Learning that there is always more if you live each moment to the fullest. (title is to be changed)

All Messed Up!

2005-04-08T03:40:22-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 790, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-8-05
Status: In-Progress

The Marauders wake up to find each other in a very, ahem, unusual positions. With no clue as to how it happened and what did happen, the four starts searching the answers to all their questions

Swirls of Unexpected Emotions

2005-04-04T01:23:22-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,203, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-4-05
Status: In-Progress

The Marauders and Lily's friends are at the top of the social ladder in Hogwarts. Too busy with their own lives, they never minded each other- that is until a turn of events will finally cause some stir

Chronicles of Fluff

2005-02-23T02:52:45-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,478, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-23-05
Status: In-Progress

a collection of fluffy fics of our favourite pair! (1)Kiss Me: James andLily just left the ball. Read as they get into some fluffy situations. I promise this first to be pure fluff!

Oh Lily Flower!

2005-02-03T04:56:15-08:00

Author: distorted prep queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 984, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-3-05
Status: Complete

One-shot Ever wanted to read something that just concentrates on the two verbally fighting for no apparent reason? Well this is your fanfic! Listen to the two bicker aimlessly!