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Over 200 Hours

2008-12-10T00:54:50-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,346, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-10-08
Status: Complete

Over two hundred hours. That’s how long he's gone without sleep. House and Wilson friendship. COMPLETED.

The Savior and the Saved

2008-11-13T20:03:35-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Sesshomaru
Chapters: 19, Words: 6,670, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-13-08 Published: 7-1-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of short stories focused around Sesshoumaru. Series does include other characters. Part of the 1000 Themes Challenge.

Psych Ward's Upstairs

2008-11-01T21:38:03-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 40, Words: 14,578, Reviews: 48 Updated: 11-1-08 Published: 1-2-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of short stories focused around House and company. Pairings vary, but mostly focuses on House and Wilson. Part of the 1000 Themes Challenge.

The Quiet One

2008-10-27T22:08:56-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Vincent V.
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,371, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-27-08 Published: 6-12-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of short stories focused around Vincent Valentine. Part of the 1000 Themes Challenge.

Wooing Doctor Wilson

2008-10-13T12:24:20-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,163, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

Wilson, if that’s you, my love, I’ll pick up the phone if you agree to go to dinner at seven with me.' House/Wilson. COMPLETED.

Envy

2008-09-30T10:42:32-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,560, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-30-08
Status: Complete

Gregory House was not jealous. End of story. House/Wilson. COMPLETED.

What Could Have Been

2008-09-29T10:49:04-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,958, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-29-08
Status: Complete

Moments don't last a lifetime. In fact, they don't last a minute. So whatever you do, don't let them slip through your fingers. House x Wilson. COMPLETED.

Vulnerable

2008-09-26T22:27:42-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,746, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-26-08
Status: Complete

For the first time, he saw it. The one thing he had been looking for the whole time. The one thing he had been begging for through cryptic codes and texts. House and Wilson. COMPLETED.

Sloth

2008-09-21T22:50:51-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,960, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-21-08
Status: Complete

He keeps waiting. Waiting, waiting, waiting, and nothing happens. Nothing except the weight of the world keeps pressing down, harder and harder, until finally he can't breathe anymore. Wilson-centric. COMPLETED.

Lust

2008-08-21T22:34:59-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 468, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-21-08
Status: Complete

If you’ve kidnapped Wilson, bring him over, too. If he’s limping when you get here, you’re working double clinic duty. House and Wilson. COMPLETED.

Gluttony

2008-08-20T21:25:46-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/General
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 445, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

It would be wrong of me to turn down a meal offer. House and Wilson friendship. COMPLETED.

Goblin In A Suit

2008-08-14T21:54:10-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Tactics
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 25, Words: 7,046, Reviews: 13 Updated: 8-14-08 Published: 8-10-08
Status: Complete

A collection of 25 one-shots that focus around Haruka and Kantarou and their inability to get along-- just like a married couple. Implied Kantarou/Haruka at times. Part of the 1000 Themes Challenge. COMPLETED.

You Asked Me Why

2008-06-17T19:49:17-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 45, Words: 18,263, Reviews: 86 Updated: 6-17-08 Published: 3-10-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of short stories focused mainly on Naruto and Sasuke, although it does include other characters. Part of the 1000 Themes Challenge.

Life's Twisted Roads

2008-05-20T07:53:59-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 21,062, Reviews: 42 Updated: 5-20-08 Published: 4-13-08
Status: In-Progress

When Hinata's world crumbled around her, she didn't think she could pull it back together. Fortunately for her, someone was looking out for her, picking up the pieces as they followed her from behind. SasuHina.

Greed

2008-05-12T21:43:44-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,565, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

House knows that he can’t keep avoiding it forever, but that doesn’t mean he won’t keep trying. One sided House/Wilson. COMPLETED.

That's Final

2008-04-01T12:13:18-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 16, Words: 4,359, Reviews: 78 Updated: 4-1-08 Published: 10-17-06
Status: In-Progress

The third and perhaps final installment in the Sasuke and Naruto drabble series. Will contain 45 themes. SasuNaru.

Pride

2008-03-09T18:03:34-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,584, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-9-08
Status: Complete

Wilson was not a proud man. In fact, he was ashamed of himself a good majority of the time. He hated himself, he hated what he did, and he hated how he hurt people. Implied House/Wilson. COMPLETED.

The Dobe Blew Up The Uchiha Manor

2008-03-09T16:10:50-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,237, Reviews: 90 Updated: 3-9-08 Published: 7-16-06
Status: In-Progress

After a jutsu goes wrong and blows up Sasuke's home, Naruto is faced with the punishment of having to allow Sasuke to stay with him until the Uchiha's house is rebuilt. Watch sparks fly as the two clash. SasuNaru.

A Feast For the Senses

2008-03-09T14:57:42-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,292, Reviews: 18 Published: 3-9-08
Status: Complete

Seeing, smelling, tasting, hearing, and touching--these are the five senses of the human body that are used for survival. Naruto has other uses for them, and it conveniently involves one Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru. COMPLETED.

Gravity

2008-02-27T10:35:03-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 592, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-27-08
Status: Complete

The world was whistling past his ears as gravity took a hold of him and brought him down, down, down. COMPLETED.

Porridge and Bedtime Tales

2008-02-25T20:37:59-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,480, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

Cuddy and House are being just a little overprotective of Wilson. Well, Cuddy is anyway. House is merely trying to corrupt his mind. House/Cuddy/Wilson friendship. COMPLETED.

Wrath

2008-02-21T09:33:28-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,150, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-21-08
Status: Complete

House blinked slowly. Wilson was pissed. He was beyond pissed, he was boiling in his own anger. He needed to calm the man down before things got out of hand. Implied House/Wilson. COMPLETED.

The Five Stages Of Loving Gregory House

2008-02-13T17:49:21-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,122, Reviews: 14 Published: 2-13-08
Status: Complete

Those five stages don’t always apply to death when it comes to James Wilson. House/Wilson. COMPLETED.

Acceptance

2008-02-13T11:09:15-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,289, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-13-08
Status: Complete

She was smiling when she said the two words that made him a legend in the history of oncology. COMPLETED.

He Lies

2008-02-11T20:11:16-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,682, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-11-08
Status: Complete

Wilson doesn’t like it when his personal life isn’t so personal anymore. House/Cuddy/Wilson friendship. COMPLETED.

Filling the Void

2008-02-07T22:33:23-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: L. Cuddy & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,845, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-7-08
Status: Complete

She is tired of being alone at night. She wants something, someone, anything, to fill that emptiness that lingers like a thick, dark cloud. House/Cuddy/Wilson implied. COMPLETED.

It Fits

2008-02-05T20:58:36-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: G. House & L. Cuddy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,674, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-5-08
Status: Complete

Their relationship is unconventional, but in the end, it fits. House/Cuddy/Wilson threesome. COMPLETED.

He's Our Baby Bear

2008-02-05T13:09:41-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: J. Wilson & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,131, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-5-08
Status: Complete

Wilson was always there when we needed him. Now we need to be there when he needs us, whether he likes it or not. House/Cuddy/Wilson friendship. COMPLETED.

Redefine Me

2008-01-29T13:20:07-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: G. House & J. Wilson
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,731, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-29-08
Status: Complete

The pain is always there. It is a constant. Never ending, never fading, it lasts for endless hours. It is what defines House, and Wilson and Cuddy try to redefine what makes this man who he is. House/Cuddy/Wilson implied. COMPLETED.

M is for Marauder

2008-01-25T10:33:20-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 45, Words: 13,148, Reviews: 77 Updated: 1-25-08 Published: 7-2-07
Status: Complete

MWPP Era. A series of drabbles featuring the adventures of the Marauders through their years in Hogwarts. JamesLily. SiriusRemus. COMPLETED.

Matchmaker Hyuuga

2007-11-17T09:55:39-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,288, Reviews: 19 Published: 11-17-07
Status: Complete

Hyuuga is playing matchmaker, Naruto is clueless, Sasuke is pissed, and Lee runs around talking about the flames of youth. Fear the sock puppets. Fear them. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Noble Savage of the Leaf

2007-10-20T22:15:36-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 603, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-20-07
Status: Complete

It was Naruto's new suit that ruined Sasuke's perfect day. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Hog Style

2007-10-20T18:44:06-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-20-07
Status: Complete

Congratulations, Sasuke. You just got your butt kicked by a pig. Now tell the audience how you feel. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Drip

2007-10-20T17:33:12-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-20-07
Status: Complete

Naruto, if you don't talk, you will leave me no choice except to destroy Ichiraku Ramen. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Complaint Department, Take a Number

2007-10-16T01:39:20-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 765, Reviews: 22 Published: 10-16-07
Status: Complete

Naruto finds that the best person to complain to is the one he's complaining about. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Happy Birthday, Mr Uzumaki

2007-10-10T18:11:47-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,511, Reviews: 15 Published: 10-10-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke frowned, looking to Naruto as he asked whether the boy would forgive him. There was a pause. 'We'll see after cake and ice cream.' SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

It's Never Easy

2007-08-27T21:00:02-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 12, Words: 3,011, Reviews: 21 Updated: 8-27-07 Published: 8-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Even if Remus did say anything, it wouldn’t make life any easier. 150 drabbles on different moments in Remus Lupin's life.

You Little Fool

2007-08-14T17:15:55-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Remus L. & N. Tonks
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,426, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-14-07
Status: Complete

You foolishly let your emotions get in the way of the mission. I can’t let you do that ever again. RemusTonks. [COMPLETED]

Mr Moony

2007-08-13T22:56:47-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 931, Reviews: 15 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Remus froze as Sirius tore the head off the teddy bear and shredded the body into a pile of indistinguishable fluff and cloth. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

The Remus and Sirius Standard Desk Dictionary

2007-08-09T23:57:05-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,182, Reviews: 29 Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

The ABCs of Remus and Sirius as more than just friends during their Hogwarts years. SiriusRemus. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Little Miss Moony

2007-08-08T21:38:15-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,088, Reviews: 34 Published: 8-8-07
Status: Complete

Upon waking, he knew something was horribly wrong. For one thing, he was well endowed for a normally flat chested male. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

I Object!

2007-07-31T17:56:20-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,269, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

Short sequel to Seme or Uke. Naruto doesn't like the fact that the public thinks he should be uke, so he decides to fight back. Will Sasuke allow this? Not really. SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Moonlight Wanderers

2007-06-26T22:35:13-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 15, Words: 3,468, Reviews: 44 Updated: 6-26-07 Published: 6-12-07
Status: Complete

A short series of drabbles focused on the relationship between Sirius Black and Remus Lupin. Features some Sirius x Remus. Contains 15 themes. [COMPLETED]

Father

2007-06-15T19:33:26-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Family/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 819, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-15-07
Status: Complete

Five different ninjas reflect on themselves and their roles with their fathers. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Stormy Day Production

2007-05-20T12:55:49-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,432, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-20-07
Status: Complete

The stage is set. Sasuke has everything that he needs. Now all he needs to do is get the plan into motion. Of course, Naruto isn't going to go that easy on him. SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Let's Stay Together

2007-05-11T11:18:16-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kyou S. & Tohru H.
Chapters: 21, Words: 6,332, Reviews: 75 Updated: 5-11-07 Published: 7-21-06
Status: In-Progress

A collection of Kyou and Tohru centric drabbles. 45 total.

Betrayal

2007-04-08T12:42:10-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,065, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-8-07
Status: Complete

[Dedicated to StarryRavenFire] The sky began to pour forth a harsh rain as a love was lost and an enemy found. NaruHina, SasuHina. Sasuke and Naruto rivalry. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Spoiled Ramen

2007-03-11T20:54:33-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 942, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-11-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke is trying to get Naruto to eat healthy foods instead of the usual ramen. Naruto isn't cooperating all that well. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Smelly Revelation

2007-03-08T19:34:37-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 932, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-8-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes it’s just not worth the effort to get out of bed. When Naruto comes knocking, however, opinions change, and Sasuke finds it amusing. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Punishment

2007-02-20T22:44:06-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,675, Reviews: 29 Published: 2-20-07
Status: Complete

Jiraiya should've just taken his punishment like a man. Subtle SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Mission: Monkey Business

2007-01-10T21:34:05-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,273, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-10-07
Status: Complete

It was supposed to be a simple retrieval mission for Naruto and Sasuke. What changed it was the fact that they were chasing a stupid, thieving monkey. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Santa Sensei

2006-12-24T20:12:00-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 164, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

Kakashi brings Christmas to the team in an odd fashion, literally. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Hyuuga's Got Spirit

2006-12-24T19:57:34-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Neji H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 25 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

Neji is bound and determined to get Naruto under that mistletoe. SasuNaru. Onesided NejiNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Home for the Holidays

2006-12-24T19:45:56-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 442, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

Sakura and Naruto chat about the holidays over wrapping paper and bows. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Spoiled

2006-12-20T18:34:35-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Beast Boy & Cyborg
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Beast Boy is spoiling somebody this holiday season. BBRae. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Holiday Shopping

2006-12-20T18:31:16-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Beast Boy & Starfire
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Beast Boy's pleading, and Star's refusing. BBRae. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Quiet Day

2006-12-20T18:30:41-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Beast Boy & Raven
Chapters: 1, Words: 611, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

It was a very quiet day at Titans Tower. Hard to believe, considering that Beast Boy was still there with Raven. BBRae. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Mistletoe

2006-12-20T18:25:53-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 422, Reviews: 11 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Sometimes mistletoe isn't for everyone. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Hidden Valley

2006-12-20T18:20:34-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 381, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Someone should've warned Rukia about the holidays. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Streaker

2006-12-20T18:16:43-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Demons can get into the holiday spirit too. RoyEd. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Calling

2006-12-20T18:07:54-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Ed's not too fond of the telephone, and Roy's scheming. As usual. RoyEd. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Hands Up

2006-12-20T18:02:35-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Ed is in the spirit of Christmas and wants to do some decorating at the office. Roy is in the spirit but not for the same thing. RoyEd. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Pudding of Merriment

2006-12-20T17:36:33-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 458, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

Starfire's pudding is in the holiday spirit, and the team is actually pleased with the results. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Lights

2006-12-20T16:57:56-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 509, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-20-06
Status: Complete

The rule of thumb is if the number of lights put up exceed the monthly electric bill, maybe it's time to hold a bit on the decorating. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Not That Much

2006-12-11T20:14:19-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 506, Reviews: 15 Published: 12-11-06
Status: Complete

Not every picture is worth a thousand words. Well, that's what Naruto says anyway. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Jackets That Attack

2006-11-14T17:27:21-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-14-06
Status: Complete

Sasuke learns the hard way that revenge is not just for avengers. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

It's That Time Again

2006-11-08T19:05:16-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Ino Y. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 570, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-8-06
Status: Complete

When Sakura takes her anger out on Sasuke, Ino knows that it's time to head for the hills. ONESHOT. SasuNaru. One sided NejiNaru. [COMPLETED]

The Last Moment

2006-11-01T17:32:25-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 367, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-1-06
Status: Complete

He looked into the crowd and knew that this was going to be the last time he would ever get to be part of the moment. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Octopus Surprise

2006-10-26T19:43:05-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-26-06
Status: Complete

When your food waves at you, maybe it's time to have a change in diet. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Never Trust a Holiday Ham

2006-10-26T19:34:30-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-26-06
Status: Complete

It's a hard fact of life: some people just shouldn't cook. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Propaganda

2006-10-26T19:28:50-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Iruka U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-26-06
Status: Complete

Iruka doesn't like the new propaganda posters for ANBU. ONESHOT. Implied KakaIru. [COMPLETED]

Doors to Their Souls

2006-10-19T17:44:24-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Neji H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 2, Words: 575, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-19-06 Published: 10-17-06
Status: In-Progress

A series of drabbles focused on the relationship between Hyuuga Neji and Uchiha Sasuke. There will be 45 themes. NejiSasu

Hysterics Boulevard

2006-10-17T20:06:38-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 100, Words: 32,704, Reviews: 340 Updated: 10-17-06 Published: 8-1-05
Status: Complete

Part II to the Crack Avenue drabble series. Pairings will vary, however, will mostly be RoyEd. Contains 100 more drabbles. [COMPLETED]

A New Type of Lure

2006-10-16T18:47:44-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 24 Published: 10-16-06
Status: Complete

When Naruto wants something, he begs for it. When Sasuke wants something, he doesn't sit and beg. He goes for his prize, even if it means using a lure. ONESHOT. SasuNaru implied. [COMPLETED]

A Dance for the Pants

2006-10-15T22:26:59-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,078, Reviews: 20 Published: 10-15-06
Status: Complete

Naruto has a new pair of pants that he didn't exactly buy from any store. ONESHOT. SasuNaru implied. [COMPLETED]

In Which Birthdays Go Unexpectedly Well

2006-10-10T20:40:18-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,857, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-10-06
Status: Complete

In which Naruto's birthday is overrun with randomness and Sasuke's to blame. Implied SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Amazing Ninja Skills

2006-10-09T13:34:19-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 340, Reviews: 17 Published: 10-9-06
Status: Complete

Naruto has found a good use for empty ramen cups and wants to share this discovery with Sasuke. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Fun Fact

2006-10-01T15:32:40-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-1-06
Status: Complete

Naruto has some fun facts that he wants to share with Sasuke. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

On Second Thought

2006-09-26T21:05:25-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 45, Words: 15,474, Reviews: 280 Updated: 9-26-06 Published: 6-27-06
Status: Complete

Part II to the On the Contrary drabble series. A collection of 45 themes that are Sasuke and Naruto centric. [COMPLETED]

Blushing Kiss

2006-08-22T15:42:03-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,118, Reviews: 30 Published: 8-22-06
Status: Complete

[Dedicated to StarryRavenFire] He merely lifted a finger to his lips and made a shushing noise. 'Shh, it’s a secret.' NaruHina ONESHOT [COMPLETED]

They Told Us Something Once

2006-08-20T21:15:01-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,077, Reviews: 45 Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

Once again, Sasuke and Naruto found themselves being dragged into awkward positions. Didn’t Sasuke vow that he wouldn’t do anything stupid ever again? Alas, poor Sasuke. The things he does for love. SasuNaru ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Someone Once Said

2006-08-20T01:10:36-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,694, Reviews: 34 Published: 8-20-06
Status: Complete

We’ve all been told something, done something, or said something strange at one point in our lives. This is no different for Sasuke and Naruto. SasuNaru ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Miss Me, Kiss Me

2006-08-15T14:09:49-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,648, Reviews: 28 Published: 8-15-06
Status: Complete

He should've just kept on going. He should have just walked way. But no, Uzumaki pride got the better of him. ONESHOT. SasuNaru. [COMPLETED]

Birthday Indeed

2006-07-24T00:23:53-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,668, Reviews: 49 Published: 7-24-06
Status: Complete

He wasn't fleeing from the fangirls. He was just using a strategic maneuver called a hasty retreat, that's all. ONESHOT. SasuNaru. [COMPLETED]

Repaying Our Debts

2006-07-21T20:32:31-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ichigo K. & Rukia K.
Chapters: 3, Words: 611, Reviews: 9 Published: 7-21-06
Status: In-Progress

A collection of 45 themes that are Rukia and Ichigo centric. Implied and actual IchigoRukia pairing.

King of the World

2006-07-12T16:58:19-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,412, Reviews: 31 Published: 7-12-06
Status: Complete

Sasuke's just a little fixated on ruling the world. Sasuke's POV. ONESHOT. SasuNaru, KakaIru, ShikaIno implications. [COMPLETED]

Silence

2006-07-02T18:13:52-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 700, Reviews: 13 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

His only friend at the time was silence. That was until the noise came into his life. SasuNaru Implied. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]

Seme or Uke

2006-07-02T12:56:44-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,816, Reviews: 97 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]

Surprise, Surprise

2006-06-27T19:11:49-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,593, Reviews: 32 Published: 6-27-06
Status: Complete

Sasuke's concerned about Naruto's irregular behavior, and so he investigates. What he learns is not from what he finds, but from what he asks. SasuNaru. ONE SHOT. [COMPLETED]

On the Contrary

2006-06-25T23:05:26-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 45, Words: 11,156, Reviews: 153 Updated: 6-25-06 Published: 2-10-06
Status: Complete

A collection of 45 themes that are Sasuke and Naruto centric. [COMPLETED]

There Be Pirates

2006-03-31T17:40:45-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-31-06
Status: Complete

Edward should've known that Roy had been wearing that eye patch too long from the moment he said something about the salty sea air. ONESHOT. RoyEd. [COMPLETED]

A Day in the Life of Alphonse Elric

2006-03-29T19:59:53-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,417, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-29-06
Status: Complete

Alphonse learns that not everyday goes like clockwork. Some unexpected surprises can pop up and ruin the routine, but it's all good in the end. ONESHOT. RoyEd. [COMPLETED]

Edward Takes the Ice Cream

2006-03-27T19:30:58-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 15, Words: 3,436, Reviews: 24 Updated: 3-27-06 Published: 3-23-06
Status: Complete

A short followup of the last set of drabbles on Ed and Roy's misadventures. Now they are not alone. They have Ling. RoyEdLing [COMPLETED]

Office Drabbles

2006-02-07T19:06:10-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 26, Words: 9,113, Reviews: 43 Updated: 2-7-06 Published: 11-18-05
Status: Complete

Twenty six themes of bizarre occurrences at the office of Roy Mustang and company. [COMPLETED]

What If

2006-02-07T18:42:51-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 341, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-7-06
Status: Complete

Roy often thinks about the 'what ifs' after Ed walked out that door and never returned. ONESHOT. Roy x Ed [COMPLETED]

Cloudburst

2006-01-09T20:02:46-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Kyou S. & Yuki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,573, Reviews: 20 Published: 1-9-06
Status: Complete

ONESHOT. It's raining, and Kyou's suffering from exhaustion and believes he's imagining things. YukiKyou implied. [COMPLETED]

Pet Problems

2005-11-26T16:16:37-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 633, Reviews: 26 Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

Ed has a choice: get a pet, or become the pet. RoyEd. [COMPLETED]

Warning Signs

2005-11-25T19:57:29-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 657, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-25-05
Status: Complete

Edward shouldn't have ignored the warning signs. It only led him getting into trouble. RoyEd. [COMPLETED]

Denial

2005-11-17T20:38:22-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,057, Reviews: 30 Updated: 11-17-05 Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

The first stage is always denial. Roy x Edward implied [COMPLETED]

Edward Takes the Cake

2005-09-16T20:40:25-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 15, Words: 3,432, Reviews: 44 Updated: 9-16-05 Published: 8-17-05
Status: Complete

A short collection of drabbles centered around the misadventures of Roy and Edward around home, the office, and even at parties. RoyEd. [COMPLETED]

My Favorite Mistake

2005-08-28T01:02:33-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,784, Reviews: 33 Published: 8-28-05
Status: Complete

ONESHOT. Just a normal day at headquarters. Roy and Edward fighting, bets are being placed, and gloves go missing. RoyEd. [COMPLETED]

Ten Things About You

2005-08-04T22:45:26-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 31 Published: 8-4-05
Status: Complete

Roy and Edward share a peaceful moment together exchanging thoughts about each other. RoyEd [COMPLETED]

Crack Avenue

2005-07-31T00:31:09-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 100, Words: 36,080, Reviews: 233 Updated: 7-31-05 Published: 7-1-05
Status: Complete

A series of 100 drabbles containing many random pairings ranging from the traditional RoyEd to the oddest ones imaginable. [COMPLETED]

Geburtstag Verrücktheit

2005-07-21T19:16:26-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,603, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-21-05
Status: Complete

It's Edward's birthday, and chaos ensues. Chaos that consists of Armstrong's lethal sparkles, Hughes' torturous photo albums, and Havoc's suggestion of Anger Management, that is. Implied EdRiza and some implied EdRoss in a way. [COMPLETED]

Of Beasts and Devils

2005-06-19T21:42:25-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Edward E. & Winry R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 811, Reviews: 26 Published: 6-19-05
Status: Complete

An amusing oneshot story where Ed goes in for repairs and gets an ego boosting, sort of. [COMPLETED]

Let Me Be Your Robin

2005-03-08T19:45:40-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,705, Reviews: 19 Published: 3-8-05
Status: Complete

Starfire's feeling down, and Raven wants to make her feel better. However, the only one who has ever cheered up Star was Robin. No problem if you have Robin's uniform handy, now is it? Starfire x Raven Rated for mentionings of sex. [COMPLETED]

Cookies Are the Key to Evilness

2005-03-06T12:48:12-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,623, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-6-05
Status: Complete

After falling off the roof to the Pizza Palace, Beast Boy wakes up to find himself where the Titans are evil. Will he be able to escape the torture of bribery? [COMPLETED]

Bubbles

2005-01-26T20:26:03-08:00

Author: Mint Pizza Queen
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Starfire & Raven
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,516, Reviews: 33 Published: 1-26-05
Status: Complete

Starfire wonders why she feels these strange 'bubbles of emotions' for Raven instead of Robin. Starfire X Raven [COMPLETED]