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Every Third Dimension

2009-07-08T11:34:52-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sarah & Jareth
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,383, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

Sarah is frustrated with the supernatural. Too bad no one told Dr. Cullen. A Labyrinth/Twilight crossover oneshot.

A Potent Mix of Irritation and Jealousy

2007-11-23T16:39:53-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,395, Reviews: 23 Published: 11-23-07
Status: Complete

House will always be House. Not even three annoying British kids trying to save the world can change that. House & Harry Potter crossover. Post HBP, not DH compliant.

Most Unusual

2007-11-23T16:17:16-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 16, Words: 25,674, Reviews: 168 Updated: 11-23-07 Published: 4-12-05
Status: In-Progress

With a trick loving father and a puzzle solving mother, could Tony Williams be anything other than a Slytherin? HPLabyrinth with a pinch of JS

Rashness

2007-11-23T16:00:50-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,520, Reviews: 58 Updated: 11-23-07 Published: 9-27-06
Status: In-Progress

Sarah's son is in the hospital. Coincidentally, the Department of Diagnostic Medicine is very bored. LabyrinthHouse crossover.

Falsity

2007-07-29T17:29:05-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 13, Words: 32,468, Reviews: 361 Updated: 7-29-07 Published: 2-20-05
Status: Complete

A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG

Entitlement

2007-07-19T12:36:07-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Gabrielle D. & Ron W.
Chapters: 2, Words: 672, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-19-07
Status: Complete

Gabrielle knows exactly who she wants and exactly how to get him. A series of RonGabrielle oneshots.

Inexcusable

2007-07-19T12:13:16-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 15, Words: 23,156, Reviews: 60 Updated: 7-19-07 Published: 6-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Countless different futures in which Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy could form a relationship. Compatibility not included.

Where the Wrackspurts are

2007-06-23T21:47:38-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Luna L. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Luna knows the Room of Requirement will provide what she needs, even if it is just a new place with new people. LabyrinthHarryPotter OneShot crack!crossover.

In which

2007-06-23T21:06:58-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Labyrinth
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,099, Reviews: 18 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

House doesn't remember what happened last night. He does know the woman in his bed, Sarah, is Trouble. LabyrinthHouse OneShot Crossover.

Her Saviour

2007-06-22T08:34:33-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 694, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-22-07
Status: Complete

Sarah is in a spot of trouble. Harry has just the answer. Foolish bravery included. LabyrinthHarryPotter Crossover Oneshot.

The Royal Treatment

2006-11-16T16:34:21-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,265, Reviews: 48 Updated: 11-16-06 Published: 1-21-06
Status: In-Progress

Hermione has been called on for a favor. And one doesn't say no to Narcissa. LuciusHermione.

Means of Persuasion

2006-11-16T16:33:02-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Lucius M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,073, Reviews: 30 Updated: 11-16-06 Published: 8-19-05
Status: In-Progress

Severus has a problem, Lucius has a solution, and Hermione holds all the cards. HBP compliant. LMHG with a dash of SSHG

Present Perfect

2006-10-14T14:14:44-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,179, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-14-06
Status: Complete

A unique and tragically underutilized form of travel brings out the interesting backstory and deeply irritating emotion in everyone. Oneshot LMHG.

Perfunctory Pestilence

2006-07-23T19:19:44-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,047, Reviews: 60 Updated: 7-23-06 Published: 6-21-05
Status: In-Progress

There's something so safe and comforting about sharing responsibility. A look at the nature of expectations and routine. ItachiSakura

Progression

2006-07-02T11:36:05-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,588, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

Romance for the jaded. LMHG.

Still a Girl

2006-07-02T11:12:49-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 570, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-2-06
Status: Complete

I was still a girl. I was twenty, had survived a war, and I was still a girl. Oneshot, LMHGish.

Those Who Play With Fire

2006-06-04T09:56:14-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,163, Reviews: 21 Published: 6-4-06
Status: Complete

As war hero Hermione Granger and labyrinth defeater Sarah Williams know, there are always prices for playing with dangerous men. Oneshot LuciusHermione

There Is No Charm

2005-12-03T21:47:49-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,730, Reviews: 29 Published: 12-3-05
Status: Complete

There is no contraceptive charm in the wizarding world, and there never will be. Oneshot. LuciusHermione.

Pretension

2005-10-19T20:10:54-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Lucius M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-19-05
Status: Complete

Watching a play and hating the performers. Drabbleish LMHG.

The Table in the Corner

2005-10-19T20:09:13-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 845, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-19-05
Status: Complete

A meeting provides much more information than was sought. LMHG. Oneshot.

Blast!

2005-10-02T22:58:05-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,279, Reviews: 21 Published: 10-2-05
Status: Complete

Draco knows she needs a Slytherin. In a very hackneyed manner, he unwittingly proves just that. DMHG & LMHG... sort of.

By Dawn

2005-09-20T21:01:04-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 637, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-20-05
Status: Complete

By dawn, their lives would be their own. Short, oneshot, RHr breakup.

My Apologies, My Darling

2005-09-20T20:57:48-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lucius M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 737, Reviews: 24 Published: 9-20-05
Status: Complete

Lucius relates exactly what has been going on all these years. Hermione is very scared. Practically a parody. LMHG.

The Most Important Lesson

2005-08-27T21:44:51-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Lucius M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 805, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-27-05
Status: Complete

Lucius has learned to want what he needs. Oneshot, LuciusHermione

Screaming, Yelling, Cursing

2005-06-26T12:16:28-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,933, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-26-05
Status: Complete

Hermione finds a new way to relieve stress and finds it may be more helpful than she originally thought. Oneshot, SSHG

A Bitter Taste

2005-06-15T04:56:05-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Lucius M. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,868, Reviews: 33 Published: 6-15-05
Status: Complete

Draco's thoughts over the course of his father's relationship with his classmate. Oneshot. LMHG

Blindspot

2005-06-10T00:23:59-08:00

Author: Just A Penniless Writer
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Hermione G. & Theodore N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 328, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-10-05
Status: Complete

Harry, meet Theodore. A Hermione Granger & Theodore Nott drabble.