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  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-09-29T21:01:50-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-09-29T21:01:50-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Peril Continues for Rodney McKay</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3175930/1/The_Peril_Continues_for_Rodney_McKay"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-09-29:story.3175930</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Rodney M."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Poetry&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Rodney M.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 718, Reviews: 6 
Published: 9-29-06&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;The Season 3 continuation of The Many Deaths of Rodney McKay. The rhyme and random goes on!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-06-12T16:21:33-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-06-12T16:21:33-08:00</updated>
  <title>Anybody Home?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2267137/1/Anybody_Home"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-02-16:story.2267137</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Adventure"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Adventure/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 16, Words: 16,946, Reviews: 142 
Updated: 6-12-06 Published: 2-16-05&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sheppard wakes up one morning to find the whole crew of Atlantis gone, except McKay. BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-06-10T12:15:06-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-06-10T12:15:06-08:00</updated>
  <title>Fractions</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2940854/1/Fractions"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2006-05-15:story.2940854</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Rodney M."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Rodney M.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 4,634, Reviews: 20 
Updated: 6-10-06 Published: 5-15-06&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Once again, Rodney is left to save the day, but maybe he’s sick of being the hero. Written for the halfway mark until season 3!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-06-09T14:47:08-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-06-09T14:47:08-08:00</updated>
  <title>Operation: Retaliation</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2517314/1/Operation_Retaliation"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-08-03:story.2517314</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 4,947, Reviews: 57 
Updated: 6-9-06 Published: 8-3-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Weir, McKay, Zelenka, and Sheppard exact revenge on Kavanaugh. You KNOW you want to read this… [COMPLETE]</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-03-10T20:07:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-03-10T20:07:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Trouble in Store for Rodney McKay</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2609464/1/The_Trouble_in_Store_for_Rodney_McKay"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-10-07:story.2609464</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Rodney M."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Poetry&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Rodney M.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 1,664, Reviews: 26 
Updated: 3-10-06 Published: 10-7-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Season 2 sequel to The Many Deaths of Rodney McKay. SECOND HALF OF SEASON 2 IS UP!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-12-31T15:19:42-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-31T15:19:42-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Best Friend I Never Had</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2728949/1/The_Best_Friend_I_Never_Had"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-12-31:story.2728949</id>
  <category term="Stargate: SG-1"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Jackson, D."/>
  <category term="O'Neill, J."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_SG-1/'&gt;Stargate: SG-1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Angst&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Jackson, D. &amp; O'Neill, J.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 4 
Published: 12-31-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;General Daniel angsting about Jack in “Shades of Grey”</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-12-30T20:47:07-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-30T20:47:07-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Job Well Unconcluded</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2727557/1/A_Job_Well_Unconcluded"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-12-30:story.2727557</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Radek Z."/>
  <category term="Rodney M."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Radek Z. &amp; Rodney M.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 621, Reviews: 7 
Published: 12-30-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Missing scene from “The Storm.” Zelenka gets into an argument with McKay over whether or not he should stay in the city.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-11-14T16:08:22-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-11-14T16:08:22-08:00</updated>
  <title>So Long</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2656133/1/So_Long"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-11-11:story.2656133</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="John S."/>
  <category term="Rodney M."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Drama&lt;br&gt;Pairing: John S. &amp; Rodney M.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 1,479, Reviews: 18 
Updated: 11-14-05 Published: 11-11-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Siege pt. II tag, John's and Rodney's POV on the last scene between them.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-09T19:57:38-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-09T19:57:38-08:00</updated>
  <title>Antarctic Antics</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2612573/1/Antarctic_Antics"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-10-09:story.2612573</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Carson B."/>
  <category term="Rodney M."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Carson B. &amp; Rodney M.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,025, Reviews: 16 
Published: 10-9-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Taking place a little bit before “Rising,” McKay and Beckett begin to form a friendship in Antarctica</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-09T19:41:56-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-09T19:41:56-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ramblings of Regret</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2612547/1/Ramblings_of_Regret"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-10-09:story.2612547</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Rodney M."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Rodney M.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 528, Reviews: 7 
Published: 10-9-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;An odd addition to the ending of McKay’s message in “Letters from Pegasus.” Rodney ruminates on a movie he never saw…</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-08-10T12:47:38-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-08-10T12:47:38-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ode to Mine Suffering, by Steve the Wraith</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2528043/1/Ode_to_Mine_Suffering_by_Steve_the_Wraith"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-08-10:story.2528043</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Poetry&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 20 
Published: 8-10-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Steve tries his hand at poetry while being held captive. WEIRDNESS AHEAD!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-08-08T08:59:55-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-08-08T08:59:55-08:00</updated>
  <title>Snap</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2524184/1/Snap"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-08-08:story.2524184</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Rodney M."/>
  <category term="John S."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Rodney M. &amp; John S.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 13 
Published: 8-8-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sheppard drives McKay to snapping…both literally and figuratively. A somewhat odd short.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-08-02T20:02:09-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-08-02T20:02:09-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Many Deaths of Rodney McKay</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2515729/1/The_Many_Deaths_of_Rodney_McKay"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-08-02:story.2515729</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Rodney M."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Poetry&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Rodney M.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 772, Reviews: 34 
Published: 8-2-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A poem detailing Rodney's neardeath experiences. REALLY RANDOM, but kinda fun.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-07-06T20:56:41-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-07-06T20:56:41-08:00</updated>
  <title>Acrophobia</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2472511/1/Acrophobia"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-07-06:story.2472511</id>
  <category term="Stargate: SG-1"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Jackson, D."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_SG-1/'&gt;Stargate: SG-1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: Jackson, D.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 7 
Published: 7-6-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Daniel remembers something at a really bad time...rated just to be safe for one swear.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-05-27T21:43:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-05-27T21:43:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>The True Sith Lord</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2412638/1/The_True_Sith_Lord"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-05-27:story.2412638</id>
  <category term="Star Wars"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/movie/Star_Wars/'&gt;Star Wars&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Parody&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 14 
Published: 5-27-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Who really masterminded the plot to rule the universe I won't say any more! Stupidity and insanity in their purest forms.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-05-01T13:22:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-05-01T13:22:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Genius Hath Spoken: Ramblings of Rodney McKay</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2375586/1/The_Genius_Hath_Spoken_Ramblings_of_Rodney_McKay"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-05-01:story.2375586</id>
  <category term="Stargate: Atlantis"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_Atlantis/'&gt;Stargate: Atlantis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 10 
Published: 5-1-05&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;McKay is forced to keep a journal. Basically a series of little drabbles that cover various episodes and people.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>nightpheonix</name>
   <uri>http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-03-27T23:38:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-03-27T23:38:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>Of Lockdown and Lattes</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2272712/1/Of_Lockdown_and_Lattes"/>
  <id>tag:fanfiction.net,2005-02-20:story.2272712</id>
  <category term="Stargate: SG-1"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="O'Neill, J."/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/754529/nightpheonix'&gt;nightpheonix&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Stargate_SG-1/'&gt;Stargate: SG-1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Pairing: O'Neill, J.&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 3-27-05 Published: 2-20-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;What really happened during ‘lockdown’—Jack’s section of the base runs out of coffee. PG13 for swearing, just to be safe.</summary>
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