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Fanfic 100 Drabble Challenge

2006-10-05T19:20:04-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Scarlet Pimpernel
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 15, Words: 2,885, Reviews: 66 Updated: 10-5-06 Published: 12-12-05
Status: In-Progress

A collection of Pimpernelrelated drabbles, all derived from the book. Below is a blanket rating, individual stats with each drabble. 85 To Go!

Life 4 U, Revenge 4 Me

2006-03-11T18:00:37-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Princess Bride
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-11-06
Status: Complete

A parody of Today 4 U, Tomorrow 4 Me from RENT. Inigo explains the situation to Westly on the top of the tower.

The Endless Manuscript

2006-03-06T12:54:20-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 3 Published: 3-6-06
Status: Complete

[Farenheit 451 can you belive there's not a catagory for this?] A oneshot based on my theory that the old woman is Beatty's gradeschool teacher.

Observations of A Dead Man of Wax

2006-01-04T14:57:28-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 259, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-4-06
Status: Complete

A short drabble in Paris's POV at the pearly gates. I attempted to write in Shakespeare's style. I may write more depending upon my success.

Red Death aka The Jolly Old Elf?

2005-12-06T16:53:39-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Erik
Chapters: 1, Words: 400, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-6-05
Status: Complete

Which details the extensive research of Nota Lone to find the link between the red suited men.

Phanty Claus!

2005-11-28T14:18:04-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 142, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-28-05
Status: Complete

It's the wonderful song, Phantom of the Opera, but all about the other man in a red suit [the one slightly less skeletal]!

Lifeguard of the Opera

2005-11-09T12:21:41-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 168, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-9-05
Status: In-Progress

If Lord ALW was a beach bum or watched a copious amount of “Baywatch” this is what he would have written. Companion to “Past the Point of Tax Return”.

Madame Giry's Identity Crisis

2005-10-28T18:14:49-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 487, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-28-05
Status: In-Progress

In Which Madame Giry forgets herself, the Vicomte gets garbled information, and the phantom's plan is accidentally twarted.

Raoul the Beautiful

2005-09-25T09:55:05-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 116, Reviews: 25 Published: 9-25-05
Status: In-Progress

To the tune of, America the Beautiful. You can only sing a song so many times in choir before a parody is born... Muahaha. Rating for excessive use of the word fop. Ha. Fop.

Ode to a Snozzcumber

2005-09-20T17:52:45-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Book X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 16 Published: 9-20-05
Status: In-Progress

BFG, how could there not be a BFG catagory? Anywho, insanity in lymrick. :D Math gets tiresome...

Nursery Rhymes

2005-09-19T18:02:13-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,204, Reviews: 34 Updated: 9-19-05 Published: 4-24-05
Status: In-Progress

Remember your favorite nursery rhymes? Well, I've taken them and written the PotO characters their own. Now up: Twinkle Twinkle, Mistress Mary, Humpty Dumpty, Mary had a little Lamb

I'll Leave a Candle Burning

2005-09-05T09:16:48-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 415, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-5-05
Status: In-Progress

It's not that Christine's afraid of the dark... RC and EC fluff, Leroux novel based

A Random Congregation

2005-08-21T16:45:30-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,992, Reviews: 31 Updated: 8-21-05 Published: 3-19-05
Status: In-Progress

This is just different groupings of alike characers form various thing that I have read. You don't need to know all of the characters. Please R&R

Past The Point Of Tax Return

2005-08-18T16:59:23-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 274, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-18-05
Status: In-Progress

What ALW would have written, had he been a disgruntled accountantconsultant. Parody of PONR

SlightlyAngsty Spirit of the Choir Room

2005-08-17T08:38:37-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,035, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-17-05 Published: 4-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Two girls annoy Erik, Raoul, and Christine in the middle of the RaoulChristine love scene. Oh, dear. They're baaaaack.

It All Started with a Note

2005-08-14T14:21:09-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 595, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-14-05
Status: In-Progress

[founders era] Have you ever wondered how the founders cameup with the idea of Hogwarts? It was a boring lesson, and Godric and Salazar would really have prefered to be outside...

An Observation

2005-08-08T19:34:39-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,115, Reviews: 11 Updated: 8-8-05 Published: 8-4-05
Status: In-Progress

If we have learned any thing from le Phantom it is that not all is as it seems. The ponderings of a private eye on the death of Buquet and Pigani's chance of survival. Leroux novel

A Boy, A Girl, and A Crazed Fairy

2005-06-20T07:56:28-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 4,328, Reviews: 69 Updated: 6-20-05 Published: 2-11-05
Status: In-Progress

The Fowl Manor is recieving a visitor, an American foregin exchange student. If that wasn't enough, Root's brother escapes his cell. Artemis is needed and visitor is taken along for the ride.

A Dread Pirate, A Drunk Pirate, and A Dead Pirate

2005-05-13T18:44:03-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,496, Reviews: 27 Updated: 5-13-05 Published: 2-12-05
Status: In-Progress

A crossover between Pirates of the Carribean and Princess Bride. :) Rating for constant drunkenness and some (semi)dead people. Also for insanity not sutable for little chitlens.

Forget me nots

2005-05-02T17:30:39-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 20 Published: 5-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Neville contenplates his apperant lack of fan-girls. A short and fluffy piece. :)

Her Mind then Snapped, Like a Dry and Brittle Twig

2005-04-23T09:16:23-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Phantom of the Opera
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 347, Reviews: 21 Published: 4-23-05
Status: In-Progress

It is my pleasure to inform you that Erik has been transported to LotR by way of Improbability Drive. Raoul will soon go somewhere even less pleasant. Have a nice day. ((BOOM))

When Snape Met Trelawney

2005-04-11T13:44:22-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-11-05
Status: In-Progress

Yes, TrelawneyXSnape. : I've just always wanted to write one. It'll get fluffyer in the second chappie... Yes, I stink at summarys. I write better fics. Promise. DISCONTINUED TEMPORARILY

LotR, Whoops, was that yours?

2005-03-16T18:00:39-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,817, Reviews: 34 Updated: 3-16-05 Published: 2-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Friends & go into LotR. Will any of the fellowship emerge emotionaly unscathed? I think not. I swear, no Mary Sues. Just OC's that r real people. NO MS's. Promise

Mole Poems

2005-03-12T08:25:12-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Redwall
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-12-05
Status: In-Progress

Yes, these are poems in mole-speak. Bet 'cha never seen that before! :) R&R An' I bee's gurtly pleased!

Herring of the Pot 1

2005-03-11T17:36:02-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,256, Reviews: 49 Updated: 3-11-05 Published: 2-25-05
Status: In-Progress

And the Stone of Fossilised Cherry Kool-Aid. The strangest thing I've ever written. Rating for the insanity. I don't want to scar anyone for life.:)

Chuck Barbossa's Big Adventure

2005-03-07T17:22:03-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 683, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-7-05 Published: 3-6-05
Status: In-Progress

This is my little brother's story. It is about Chuck and his quest for the now destroyed ring.

My SubConcious Mind is Crazy

2005-03-01T05:45:06-08:00

Author: Nota Lone
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-1-05
Status: In-Progress

A random poem about an even more random dream.