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Please Stab My Eyes Out With Your Spork

2009-08-25T22:51:40-08:00

Author: refloc
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 832, Reviews: 19 Published: 8-25-09
Status: In-Progress

A series of short parodies based off all the God-awful fics I've read over the years. Read and laugh--or maybe just cry.

Everything I Do

2009-07-17T11:47:39-08:00

Author: refloc
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,803, Reviews: 14 Published: 7-17-09
Status: Complete

Perhaps it was a gift that graced the dying, or perhaps his mind had known it all along, but Artemis suddenly understood. “I love you,” he said simply. oneshot and songfic

Goodbyes

2009-07-16T13:47:52-08:00

Author: refloc
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,208, Reviews: 76 Updated: 7-16-09 Published: 2-3-06
Status: Complete

It was a chaste kiss. It was a quiet kiss. It was an undemanding kiss, but it brought Holly's whole world tumbling down over her head. random oneshot AH

Various Methods of Antagonization

2006-07-15T07:04:50-08:00

Author: refloc
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Julius R.
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,876, Reviews: 69 Updated: 7-15-06 Published: 6-22-06
Status: In-Progress

In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,

The Flame of the Gods

2006-06-11T07:52:51-08:00

Author: refloc
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 33, Words: 74,532, Reviews: 341 Updated: 6-11-06 Published: 10-29-05
Status: Complete

Valerie killed him in one clean shot, and slipped away without setting off the alarm. That was excellence. REAL excellence. Madam Ko

The Spark

2006-02-24T19:22:08-08:00

Author: refloc
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 9, Words: 43,378, Reviews: 171 Updated: 2-24-06 Published: 8-29-05
Status: Complete

It was growing the spark. Or so she thought. But Artemis had just betrayed her. And not just her. The People. And he was smiling. The whole time. NOTHING new. I was editing. Sorry.

Hitting Hard

2005-05-26T06:10:30-08:00

Author: refloc
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Juliet B.
Chapters: 23, Words: 48,329, Reviews: 265 Updated: 5-26-05 Published: 4-20-05
Status: Complete

Juliet, as always, was getting into trouble. First, she had missed her plane for the wrestling tour. Then, she had trapped herself on the roof of a very high building. Neither of these things were very good.

Artemis Fowl: Dead Dreams

2005-04-14T11:58:18-08:00

Author: refloc
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 10, Words: 16,142, Reviews: 61 Updated: 4-14-05 Published: 2-23-05
Status: Complete

This is Holly's one chance to make herself a commander. But Artemis shows up. And Turnball. And Arno Blunt. Now, she's fighting for a job, and her life.