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Just Some Friendly Outings

2009-10-12T18:26:49-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Sonny with a Chance
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chad D. C. & Sonny M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,771, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-12-09
Status: Complete

Chad Dylan Cooper had a kissing plan. A detailed, well thought-out kissing plan. And most importantly, a covert kissing plan. Prequel to “To See It Is To Believe It.”

Wake Up Call

2009-10-12T18:23:03-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Sonny with a Chance
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chad D. C. & Sonny M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 831, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-12-09
Status: Complete

Let it be said that Chad Dylan Cooper should not be allowed to roam the halls with deadly weapons and a hair trigger temper.

Ain't No Sunshine

2009-09-28T22:20:03-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Sonny with a Chance
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Chad D. C. & Sonny M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,509, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-28-09
Status: Complete

All throughout Condor Studios, people are reminding themselves that it's only a week. It's only a week and the sunshine will be back. They can last a week, can't they?

Between Chapters 30 and 31

2009-09-24T00:13:23-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,582, Reviews: 97 Updated: 9-24-09 Published: 9-29-08
Status: In-Progress

The continuing story of “Either This Or.” Definitely lots of Dasey.

Daddy Derek

2009-09-24T00:12:34-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Humor
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 22, Words: 16,519, Reviews: 133 Updated: 9-24-09 Published: 12-28-07
Status: In-Progress

Being a father isn't as easy as he thought it would be. And, Derek Morgan never thought it would be easy. Random snippets, no particular order.

Snapshots of Life

2009-09-24T00:11:30-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Sonny with a Chance
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chad D. C. & Sonny M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,882, Reviews: 22 Updated: 9-24-09 Published: 3-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Chad Dylan Cooper was used to getting whatever he wanted. The problem came when he wasn't exactly sure what he wanted; which was especially odd because Chad Dylan Cooper always knew what he wanted.

To See It Is To Believe It

2009-09-24T00:10:56-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Sonny with a Chance
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sonny M. & Chad D. C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,295, Reviews: 10 Published: 9-24-09
Status: Complete

Suprisingly, Chad Dylan Cooper knew what was going on on the So Random! set before the Randoms did. As it didn't involve either him or Sonny, however, he really didn't care.

The Chalk to the Blackboard of Life

2009-07-26T04:21:40-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,022, Reviews: 14 Updated: 7-26-09 Published: 6-20-08
Status: Complete

My response to being tagged and to breaking writer's block. The title comes from an unsourced quote by Lexi Carter.

Chad, Dylan, and the Fungenda

2009-03-29T16:00:30-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Sonny with a Chance
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Chad D. C. & Sonny M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,117, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

Sunny wasn't so sure about leaving her guys alone while she was out of town, but giving them a "fungenda" ought to keep the occupied.

The Vent

2009-03-29T00:02:33-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,287, Reviews: 30 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

Casey finds that Derek uses the vent between their two rooms for more than just listening in on her.

Casey and the Search for Perfect

2009-03-29T00:00:32-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Casey M. & Derek V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-29-09
Status: Complete

Casey finds that perfect isn't as easy to find as she would hope.

Sami's Uncle Sam and His Happily Ever After

2008-09-29T00:24:49-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sam
Chapters: 2, Words: 12,934, Reviews: 27 Updated: 9-29-08 Published: 8-15-08
Status: Complete

For those of you wondering what happened to Sam after "Either This Or" ended. Sam's in the dating game and getting a little help from his three-year-old goddaughter.

Slamming Poetry and Other Involved Problems

2008-09-29T00:24:18-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 10, Words: 26,401, Reviews: 115 Updated: 9-29-08 Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

The school just isn't big enough for both Casey's Poetry Club and Ralph's gambling ring. Add Derek to the mix and things get a little interesting. Dasey

Either This Or

2008-08-02T01:44:47-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 31, Words: 111,055, Reviews: 903 Updated: 8-2-08 Published: 5-28-08
Status: Complete

Now they were getting along, but Derek and Casey planning fun family moments together was starting to freak everyone out. Now the question was which was better. Fighting or this? Dasey

How to Handle a Woman

2008-06-28T21:11:22-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,401, Reviews: 19 Published: 6-28-08
Status: Complete

Derek screwed up and Casey isn't being forgiving. Dasey.

Box Social for the Arts

2008-05-27T03:12:27-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 6, Words: 12,717, Reviews: 120 Updated: 5-27-08 Published: 5-12-08
Status: Complete

Their school is selling off the girls for money for the arts programs, sort of, and Derek can't think of anything better. Well, that is until Casey's on the block. Dasey

George Venturi and the Human Resorces Department

2008-05-24T01:59:43-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: George V.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,415, Reviews: 26 Updated: 5-24-08 Published: 5-23-08
Status: Complete

George is having his annual review. It's really not his fault his stress levels are so high. HR should try living with Derek and Casey. Dasey

I Got You, Babe

2008-05-18T02:53:31-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,524, Reviews: 16 Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

Short little glimpses into Dasey's life together.

Once Upon a Time

2008-05-15T13:45:26-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,672, Reviews: 41 Published: 5-15-08
Status: Complete

Derek may be visiting from college, but no matter how old he gets, he'll never be able to resist Smarti cuteness. Dasey

Stranger in My Mirror

2008-05-10T18:13:26-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-10-08
Status: Complete

Derek realizes that he no longer recognizes that person staring back at him from the mirror anymore. Dasey

Mother's Day Shopping

2008-05-10T16:12:58-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Life With Derek
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Derek V. & Casey M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,163, Reviews: 27 Published: 5-10-08
Status: Complete

Derek never enjoyed shopping and this Saturday was no exception. Dasey

Glimpses

2008-04-06T20:01:38-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Power Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Billy C. & Kat H.
Chapters: 60, Words: 25,040, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-6-08 Published: 11-9-07
Status: Complete

Ars Amatoria's Ranger Romance Themes Challenge. Two Rangers meet after years apart only to grow together. BillyKat

International Flirting Week

2008-02-23T00:34:13-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,698, Reviews: 44 Updated: 2-23-08 Published: 2-18-08
Status: Complete

Like our favorite flirts could really leave this holiday alone!

Regarding Penelope

2008-02-17T22:30:27-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 14, Words: 24,276, Reviews: 88 Updated: 2-17-08 Published: 1-12-08
Status: Complete

What if more happened to Garcia from her bullet wound than her heart stopping on the table? The team would have a lot harder time identifying her shooter if she was in a coma.

I Think I Love You

2008-01-27T01:23:02-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 1, Words: 662, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-27-08
Status: Complete

Derek has a problem that ignoring just doesn't seem to help. MorganGarcia

Noir

2008-01-24T11:24:18-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Romance
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,124, Reviews: 26 Updated: 1-24-08 Published: 12-18-07
Status: Complete

AUish Morgan and Garcia are trying to keep Prentiss out of jail for murder. To bad the suspect list keeps getting longer. At this rate, they may never solve the crime.

Feast of Fabulous Wild Men

2008-01-12T00:46:44-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,246, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-12-08
Status: Complete

After Male Watcher's Day, Derek decides to get even.

Male Watcher's Day

2008-01-07T18:51:15-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,122, Reviews: 12 Published: 1-7-08
Status: Complete

January 8th is a special day! Derek Morgan may not like it, but Penelope Garcia certainly does.

Momma Morgan's Birthday Wish

2007-12-28T18:24:43-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,174, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-28-07
Status: Complete

Fran Morgan just wanted her son to be happy...and give her lots of grandkids.

Stacy's Mom

2007-12-28T02:24:14-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: P. Garcia & D. Morgan
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,112, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-28-07
Status: Complete

Stacy Morgan is having a problem with a neighbor boy. He seems to think he's in love with her mother, Penelope.

Something Good

2007-12-26T11:40:29-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-26-07
Status: Complete

Derek's thoughts on his baby girl.

Best Served Cold

2007-12-23T17:41:10-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,904, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-23-07
Status: Complete

After all her sister in laws did for she and Derek, they felt like they ought to reward them. Follow up to Merry Christmas Penelope

Merry Christmas, Penelope

2007-12-23T17:37:36-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,754, Reviews: 53 Updated: 12-23-07 Published: 12-18-07
Status: Complete

Garcia's sister in laws just wanted her to have the best Christmas ever! Too bad they're completely screwing it up. MorganGarcia

At Long Last

2007-12-18T16:15:58-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 1, Words: 703, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-18-07
Status: Complete

Morgan and Garcia never thought that this day would come. Neither did any of their friends and family. But, it finally did.

The Moments In Between

2007-12-18T13:39:00-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 8, Words: 10,842, Reviews: 41 Updated: 12-18-07 Published: 12-2-07
Status: Complete

At the end of Ep. Penelope, Morgan and Garcia's relationship changes. Though, at the moment, Morgan couldn't say that it's for the better. Eventual MorganGarcia

That's What I Want For Christmas

2007-12-13T11:48:58-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,594, Reviews: 13 Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

Shopping for a friend you are interested in can be tough. Sometimes just asking what they want can be the best thing to do. Morgan and Garcia

Baby Girl, It's Cold Outside

2007-12-03T12:40:04-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: D. Morgan & P. Garcia
Chapters: 1, Words: 457, Reviews: 9 Published: 12-3-07
Status: Complete

Garcia needed to leave, but Morgan was much too concerned with her health to let her. MorganGarcia

A Simple Misunderstanding

2007-11-09T11:47:55-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: Power Rangers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Kim H. & Tommy O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,447, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-9-07
Status: Complete

Unfortunately, Tommy just didn’t get what Kim was trying to say. Luckily, he had friends to take up the slack.

Twice in a Lifetime

2007-03-31T17:50:41-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: A Walk to Remember
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,343, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-31-07 Published: 3-29-07
Status: Complete

Landon meets Judge Othniel on the otherside to review his life. Is he going to need a fan or can he correct his mistakes?

Making Up For Valentine's Day

2007-03-31T00:59:39-08:00

Author: bahjcb
Category: High School Musical
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Troy B. & Gabriella M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,241, Reviews: 17 Updated: 3-31-07 Published: 3-29-07
Status: Complete

Troy really screwed up the most romantic day of the year. Can he or will he ever tell Gabreila how he feels?