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Boiling Point

2009-08-23T15:49:30-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 766, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-23-09
Status: In-Progress

Because everyone has one. Even bushy-haired geniunses from Gryffindor. Rated T for potty-mouthing.

Street Fighter II: The Gaynimated Movie

2009-05-31T14:54:05-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Street Fighter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 14,143, Reviews: 8 Updated: 5-31-09 Published: 5-27-09
Status: Complete

What would happen if the same horribly sick fic author who re-wrote Street Fighter Alpha for their own humorous amusement did the same with Street Fighter II The Animated Movie? Again, you're looking at it! Enjoy the Street Fighter movie, re-vamped.

Thunderstorms

2009-05-17T16:24:24-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Dragon Ball Z
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Vegeta & Bulma
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,288, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

A short, funny fic about the aggravations between a certain Saiyan Prince and a beautiful girl genius who grates on his nerves. Why? I don't quite know myself. But if you like Vegeta/Bulma pairing, give it a try. Reviews are welcome, as are insults.

Street Fighter Beta

2009-04-14T14:26:17-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Street Fighter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 13,185, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-14-09 Published: 4-4-09
Status: Complete

What would happen if some horribly sick fic author took the plot of Street Fighter Alpha the movie and twisted it with their own evil designs? You're looking at it! Enjoy the movie we all know and love, only grotesquely tweaked with silly humor and jokes.

Blood Minus Reunion Special

2009-03-30T06:11:17-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Blood+
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,962, Reviews: 14 Published: 3-30-09
Status: Complete

The pitiful characters from the infamous Blood Minus parodying Blood Plus ficlet come together one last time for a reunion show. Expect lots of swearing, threats, and stupidity involved. Beware!

Blood Minus

2008-10-31T05:45:49-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Blood+
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 51, Words: 199,670, Reviews: 727 Updated: 10-31-08 Published: 11-7-07
Status: Complete

Didn't you ever wish the episodes of Blood Plus were funnier? No? Well, too bad! Say hello to every single episode of this wonderful series, taken and completely messed with for comedic effect. Finally COMPLETE! Read and enjoy! Also review, please!

Eyebrows

2008-05-18T13:18:17-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: D.Gray-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 12 Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

Miranda finds a friend who can relate. One-shot drabble fic. Read and review, please!

Escaflowne the Movie: A Gal in Gaea

2007-11-07T08:19:38-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Escaflowne
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hitomi K. & Van F.
Chapters: 5, Words: 25,708, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-7-07 Published: 10-10-07
Status: Complete

Ever wondered what you'd get if you mixed the Escaflowne Movie with complete random crap? Well, here's the answer: Escaflowne the Movie, a Gal in Gaea! This fic follows the storyline of the movie, except with tons of hilarious happenings along the way!

Escaflowne Episodes: My Vision of Escaflowne

2007-09-21T15:07:47-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Escaflowne
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hitomi K. & Van F.
Chapters: 27, Words: 240,967, Reviews: 58 Updated: 9-21-07 Published: 3-8-05
Status: Complete

At last, here they are, all 26 Escaflowne Episodes, taken and totally altered for your humorous enjoyment! Hitomi is a normal highschool girl, until she's kidnapped by Van and taken to the crappy world of Gaea! Will she ever escape? Read and review!

Origami

2007-09-09T15:44:03-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Luffy & Nami
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,605, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

A fluff filled one shot about how Luffy wants to give Nami a flower, if only she'd notice him for a moment. Very cute and fluffy, fans of the pairing enjoy. Read and review, please!

Gaara Goes to Hollywood

2007-08-30T07:01:50-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Gaara & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,648, Reviews: 27 Published: 8-30-07
Status: Complete

The sand siblings embark on a trip to Hollywood when Gaara is forced into taking a vacation by his therapist, who says he needs to relax. Too bad for him things don't go as planned! Read and review, please!

If Only They Knew

2007-08-27T06:10:26-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Grimmjow J. & Ulquiorra
Chapters: 1, Words: 576, Reviews: 17 Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

A short one shot about how Grimmjaw may not be what everyone thinks him to be. Confused? Well, so am I. Enjoy. Read and review, if you like.

Gaara Discovers New Year's Eve

2007-08-13T09:48:44-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,686, Reviews: 34 Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Gaara and the crew get invited to Naruto's New Year's Eve party in Konoha, but will everything be alright? And just what is New Year's Eve, anyway? Time for Gaara to find out! Read and review, please!

Gaara Discovers the Fourth of July

2007-07-31T07:04:32-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Gaara & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,778, Reviews: 21 Published: 7-31-07
Status: Complete

When Gaara's home comes under attack by an unseen evil, Gaara must flee for his life and go to the most unexpected person possible to find help! But will he be able to save his brother and sister in time? Read and find out! Review, please!

Gaara Goes to the Carnival

2007-07-08T16:57:08-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,966, Reviews: 36 Published: 7-8-07
Status: Complete

From the creator of Gaara Gets... and Gaara Discovers... comes an all new series, Gaara Goes...! It's a fun filled night as the sand siblings go to the Carnival, but will Gaara be able to dodge Ino and have enough time to spend with Hinata? Review please!

Gaara Discovers St Patrick's Day

2007-06-25T14:20:24-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,810, Reviews: 38 Published: 6-25-07
Status: Complete

The craziness in Konoha continues as Sasuke, still sore after the April Fools Day prank, is out for blood, Gaara's blood! Gaara must hurry and find something green to wear before Sasuke can pinch him to death! Run, Gaara! Review, please!

Deleted Scenes from Tales of Symphonia

2007-06-11T08:03:39-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Colette B.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,658, Reviews: 48 Updated: 6-11-07 Published: 5-30-07
Status: Complete

Here are some hilarious deleted scenes from Tales of Symphonia that didn't make it into the game...for obvious reasons. Hope you laugh your ass off and remember the good times this game gave all of us! Read and review, please!

Gaara Discovers April Fools Day

2007-06-07T09:14:46-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,483, Reviews: 45 Published: 6-7-07
Status: Complete

In the newest 'Gaara Discovers', Gaara must run for his life as he April Fools Kankuro, incurring his wrath! Will he be safe with his friends, or will they cast him out to save themselves? Read and find out! Review, please!

Gaara Gets Allergies

2007-05-24T14:44:53-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,855, Reviews: 25 Published: 5-24-07
Status: Complete

In this installment of 'Gaara Gets', the loveable sand ninja finds a stray kitten and decides to take it home. But what happens when Gaara gets an allergic reaction to the adorable feline? Read and find out! Review, please!

Gaara Discovers Birthdays

2007-04-29T17:16:20-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,211, Reviews: 38 Published: 4-29-07
Status: Complete

It's Gaara's birthday, and of course he has no idea. Temari and Kankuro plan to have a surprise party for him, but will they be able to pull it off alone? Read and find out! Read and review, please!

Gaara Discovers Easter

2007-04-06T08:50:06-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Gaara & Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,778, Reviews: 31 Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

Uhoh! Tragedy strikes the Sand Siblings as Kankuro get injured and cannot perform his duties as the Easter Bunny! Now Gaara must take his place and hand out candy to the children! Will he survive this horrible excursion or be ripped apart? Review, please!

Gaara Discovers Thanksgiving

2007-03-19T08:23:19-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,746, Reviews: 25 Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

It's a Thanksgiving special as Gaara finds out about his newest holiday! But what happens when he befriends the very turkey his family is planning on eating? Will he save his friend in time? Read and find out! Review, please!

Gaara Gets Meds

2007-03-01T18:39:28-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Gaara & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,036, Reviews: 39 Published: 3-1-07
Status: Complete

The newest installment of the 'Gaara Gets' features Gaara trying antidepressants to cure his mental problems. Too bad the pills send him into a jackedup frenzy from which noone is safe! Watch out! Read and review, please!

Gaara Discovers Valentines Day

2007-02-04T17:31:56-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Gaara & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,477, Reviews: 36 Published: 2-4-07
Status: Complete

It's a Valentines special for the 'Gaara Discovers' fics, with Gaara looking high and low for a perfect Valentines gift for Hinata. Even with help from his friends in Konoha, will he find one time? Read and find out! Very fluffy and cute. Read and review!

Gaara Discovers Christmas

2007-01-20T15:15:57-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gaara & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,230, Reviews: 37 Published: 1-20-07
Status: Complete

The second of the Gaara Discovers fics, in which Gaara is shocked and terrified when he hears word of the sinister 'Santa Claus', who punishes naughty children! Gaara must do all that he can to be put on Santa's nice list and save himself! Review please!

Naruto Jeopardy!

2007-01-10T18:09:24-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,955, Reviews: 14 Published: 1-10-07
Status: Complete

A short, stupid humor fic including Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke being contestants on the game show Jeopardy! Kakashi fills in for Alex Trebek and must host the accursed excursion. Chaos ensues. Enjoy! Review, please!

Cosmo Memory

2006-12-14T06:49:35-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Red XIII
Chapters: 3, Words: 8,979, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-14-06 Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

A three part ficlet featuring Nanaki or Red XIII, whichever you prefer, and how he was captured by Shinra and then met Cloud and the gang. Short, sweet, and to the point. Fans or Nanaki or FFVII will like, I hope. Read and review, please!

Gaara Gets Hiccups

2006-11-03T14:33:13-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,688, Reviews: 38 Published: 11-3-06
Status: Complete

The newest installment of Gaara Gets... is the cutest yet, as Gaara is infected with hiccups and must ask his Konoha friends for their methods of curing them! Will he get rid of them or go crazy first? Read and find out! Review, please!

Gaara Discovers Halloween

2006-10-24T19:09:44-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Gaara & Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,311, Reviews: 36 Published: 10-24-06
Status: Complete

Branching from the Gaara Gets... stories, Gaara discovers something new and just as strange as getting sick: Halloween! With help from his siblings and friends, will he be able to truely appreciate the once a year night of ghouls and goblins? Find out!

Gaara Gets the Flu

2006-10-03T07:11:38-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Gaara & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,224, Reviews: 41 Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

The next of the 'Gaara Gets Something', full of sweetness and fluff. And sickness, don't forget sickness. So very cute! Enjoy! Read and Review, please!

Gaara Gets Chickenpox

2006-09-13T07:59:29-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Gaara & Temari
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,993, Reviews: 46 Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

Yet another, short, semisweet ficlet with Gaara getting sick and his siblings caring for him. Review please!

Gaara Gets A Cold

2006-09-01T06:42:18-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Gaara & Kankuro
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,944, Reviews: 67 Published: 9-1-06
Status: Complete

Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!

Ragnorak

2006-08-14T15:48:12-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Selphie T. & Quistis T.
Chapters: 4, Words: 10,256, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

The first of four Fanfics involving Selphie, Quistis, and ensueing insanity! With the Ragnorak broken, how will our heroes escape the horror known as Selphie! Read to find out!

Escaflowne Jeopardy!

2006-07-28T08:50:31-08:00

Author: Dilly-Oh
Category: Escaflowne
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hitomi K. & Allen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,895, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-28-06
Status: Complete

Hitomi, Van, and Dilandau are at the mercy of Allen as he forces them to participate in a horrific parody of the present day game show, Jeopardy!