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Potter Has Porn!

2007-10-14T17:10:34-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

A rendezvous for his naughty magazine turns into something ridiculous when Harry gets caught. Rated T for content

The Little Shi—Cat Series

2007-10-14T16:10:58-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Eric D. & Ryan W.
Chapters: 8, Words: 4,946, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 5-28-07
Status: Complete

Ryan and Eric have been dating for several months now. Ryan asks Eric to move in with him and who is he to say no? That’s when he meets Spike, the half Siamese cat. Meeting the in laws would have been way better.

Greg and Shopping

2007-10-14T14:55:46-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Greg S. & Jim B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

This is what happens when you have Greg go to the store to get your supplies for an experiment.

A Moment in Hodges' Head

2007-06-23T00:22:02-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: David H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 240, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-23-07, Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Coffee induced naps make for strange dreams, Hodges discovers.

Valentine's Day

2007-05-28T05:26:19-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Ryan W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,670, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-28-07, Published: 5-22-07
Status: Complete

In a flash, everyone he loved was taken from him and Ryan wasn’t sure if he could go on. Suicide attempt! Dark thoughts! HANKY ALERT! I cried writing this, so have a garbage can and a box of tissues at hand!

Who are You?

2007-05-21T12:31:58-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Greg S. & Nick S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,696, Reviews: 24 Updated: 5-21-07, Published: 1-13-07
Status: In-Progress

Greg is in the back of a stolen truck and gets thrown out when the thief hits a spike belt. Waking in the hospital a few days later, the CSIs find out their friend has amnesia.

7 Minutes in Heaven

2007-03-28T18:09:45-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ryan W. & Eric D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 521, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-28-07, Published: 3-28-07
Status: Complete

Seven minutes in Heaven is only Heaven until Mom catches you.

Nose Has a Boo Boo

2007-03-28T18:08:05-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ryan W. & Eric D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-28-07, Published: 3-28-07
Status: Complete

Eric walked into the bathroom to find Ryan with a tissue pressed to his nose. EDITED

Frolicking in the Cooking Aisle

2007-03-28T18:07:03-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ryan W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 444, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-28-07, Published: 3-28-07
Status: Complete

Crossover with CSI Greg and Ryan are shopping for cooking things when they caught his eyes. Egg Timers. EDITED

Crack

2007-03-28T17:59:41-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ryan W. & Eric D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-28-07, Published: 3-28-07
Status: Complete

Valera overhears some very interesting things when she goes with Eric and Ryan to a conference.

Leggo My Greggo

2006-12-24T21:10:26-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Nick S. & Greg S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 692, Reviews: 9 Updated: 12-24-06, Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

Crossover with CSI: Miami Greg has a dream of getting married to Nick and Ryan, who get divorced and fight over who gets him. Nick x Greg x Ryan

Untitled

2006-12-24T21:08:58-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Greg S. & Nick S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-24-06, Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

Post Ep. Fannysmackin' SPOILERS! Nick visits Greg.

Two Faces To Every Being

2006-12-24T21:01:10-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Greg S. & Nick S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,684, Reviews: 33 Updated: 12-24-06, Published: 11-24-06
Status: In-Progress

Greg has a secret, maybe even more than one. Will the others find out before it's too late? Greg x OMC Greg x Nick WARNING! DRUG USE

Yikes!

2006-11-24T14:33:49-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Greg S. & Nick S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-24-06, Published: 11-24-06
Status: Complete

Why Greg had the sides of his head shaved in Season Two.

Kiss Him! Kiss Him!

2006-11-24T14:27:56-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 778, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-24-06, Published: 11-24-06
Status: Complete

Ron finds a way for Harry to defeat the Dark Lord, Lord VoldieMoldy Pants. crack!fic! OOCness!

Slave For You

2006-10-01T10:36:38-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Ryan W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,388, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-1-06, Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

FINISHED The best way to banish the fact you like your boss is to be with someone who can make you forget that is until accidents put the spot light on you in uncomfortable manner. Slight spoilers for Under the Influence and One of Our Own Ryan x OC

Taking Care of You

2006-09-26T05:17:16-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Ryan W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,517, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-26-06, Published: 9-26-06
Status: Complete

Takes place after Rio. Ryan helps his lovers relax and come to terms with what happened. Spoilers for Rio!

Relative Love

2006-09-06T18:21:55-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ryan W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,417, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-6-06, Published: 9-6-06
Status: Complete

Jealous loves isn't such a bad thing sometimes...other times it's just stupid, but the end result is still fun. Eric x Ryan x Horatio

Birthday Plot

2006-08-08T00:06:46-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ryan W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,642, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

It's Ryan's birthday and his lovers are up to no good.

Poke

2006-08-08T00:00:30-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ryan W. & Horatio C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 432, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-8-06, Published: 8-8-06
Status: Complete

Ryan was jerked awake, the memory of the dream he just had resurfacing. 'Seeing Horatio poke himself in the eye with his shades is too funny,' He thought, trying not to laugh.

Wanna Screw?

2006-08-02T10:29:50-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Greg S. & Conrad E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 519, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-2-06, Published: 8-2-06
Status: Complete

It had honestly been an innocent game of Truth or Dare.

I Love You

2006-08-02T10:28:45-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: CSI: Miami
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Ryan W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 944, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-2-06, Published: 8-2-06
Status: Complete

It was the worst day of my life and it didn't get any better with the fed's showing up. HEAVY SPOILERS FOR One of Our Own SEASON FINALE! Ryan x Aaron

A Time For Us All

2005-12-25T08:03:30-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Yuugi M. & Yami Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,389, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-25-05, Published: 12-25-05
Status: Complete

SIDE STORY TO TRAPPED IN THE DARKNESS! There’s a time in your life where in have to face your fears. That’s a time when Yugi’s rather thankful he has a yami at his side to help get through it. Yugi x Yami

On The Floor

2005-12-23T05:48:31-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Katsuya J. & Set
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,340, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-23-05, Published: 12-23-05
Status: Complete

Joey goes to the Kaiba Mansion to escape drunks, thugs, and the rain. However, there's someone within the Mansion walls he really needs to watch out for. Seth x Joey!

Summer in Costa de Sol

2005-10-31T21:16:03-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cloud S. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,528, Reviews: 12 Updated: 10-31-05, Published: 10-31-05
Status: Complete

Cloud wants someone he doesn't think he can have. Vincent x Cloud

A Treat for DinnerA CEO for Dessert

2005-10-31T21:13:04-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Pairing: S. Kaiba
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,421, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-31-05, Published: 10-31-05
Status: Complete

It's Halloween and Bakura's bored. So, teamed up with Yami, they find a rather peeved CEO, and dirty thoughts race through Bakura's mind...Y x S x B

Curious Puppy Gets His Punishment

2005-08-19T12:28:16-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Katsuya J. & S. Kaiba
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,609, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-19-05, Published: 8-19-05
Status: Complete

Joey goes up to Seto’s room to ask him if he could provide him with directions to the rec room, only to find the CEO ahem in a heat discussion with Yami! Joey gets caught watching! Yami x Joey x Seto!

What if Draco didn't Leave Harry on the Train?

2005-08-19T12:25:41-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,693, Reviews: 66 Updated: 8-19-05, Published: 7-16-05
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! Draco decides to do something else with Harry, other than leaving him on the train HBP Spoilers! HP x LV HP x DM

Trapped in the Darkness

2005-08-17T02:37:11-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 30,177, Reviews: 71 Updated: 8-17-05, Published: 3-26-05
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! After Marik and Malik rape little Yugi, Yami and...Seto are left to put his heart back in place. !RAPE! Yami x Yugi x Seto for a while then Seto x Joey

By Myself

2005-08-07T11:29:02-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Katsuya J. & S. Kaiba
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,090, Reviews: 17 Updated: 8-7-05, Published: 8-7-05
Status: Complete

Seth urges Seto to tell Joey how he feels about him. Seto goes out and find Joey in a bind with some thieves... Seto x Joey!

Science Class

2005-07-16T18:47:55-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: S. Kaiba & Yuugi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,335, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-16-05, Published: 7-16-05
Status: Complete

SEQUEL TO HOME ECONOMICS CLASS! Seto and Joey, ahem, thank Ryou and Yugi for getting them together when the two happy couple discover they were set up. Then, Bakura and Yami find out... Seto x Yugi x Joey x Ryou OneShot

A Walk for a ThoughtA Kiss for a Fck

2005-03-29T00:19:27-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Cloud S. & Vincent V.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,140, Reviews: 19 Updated: 3-29-05, Published: 3-29-05
Status: Complete

Exactly what the title says. Vincent saves Cloud after he went out for walk without his sword or Materia and was attacked by a monster. Vincent x Cloud One Shot

Home Economics Class

2005-03-24T21:19:27-08:00

Author: Jodine16
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Katsuya J. & S. Kaiba
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,799, Reviews: 13 Updated: 3-24-05, Published: 3-24-05
Status: Complete

Joey and Seto are forced to work together to make brownies. Funny how food can bring people closer together. Joey x Seto. Rated R for a reason! OneShot