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Committing SUEicide: Like OMG, It's Teh Marauders!

2007-08-08T17:20:58-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,834, Reviews: 23 Published: 8-8-07
Status: Complete

Oneshot sequel to Committing SUEicide. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, extremely overused plotlines and the Marauders? You don't want to know.

Making Friendship Bracelets For The Death Eaters

2007-07-15T09:19:50-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Voldemort & Severus S.
Chapters: 33, Words: 58,547, Reviews: 867 Updated: 7-15-07 Published: 7-27-05
Status: In-Progress

They may be called Death Eaters, but this group of minions are anything but evil, and they've decided to replace the Dark Mark with something much more fashionable... friendship bracelets!

Champion

2007-07-05T13:54:23-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Tom R. Jr.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,422, Reviews: 10 Published: 7-5-07
Status: Complete

Perhaps it wasn't the insane genes or the childhood in an orphanage that turned Tom Riddle to evil... Oneshot.

Persuasion

2006-11-18T07:59:39-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Pairing: Ginny W. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 541, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-18-06
Status: In-Progress

How can you kill someone if you don't remember doing it?

Bah, Hippogriff!

2006-02-05T13:47:58-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Pairing: Severus S.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,499, Reviews: 35 Updated: 2-5-06 Published: 12-25-05
Status: In-Progress

If you say bah, humbug,' she told him, 'I will be personally responsible for your death by decapitation.'

Committing SUEicide

2006-01-11T16:15:03-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,244, Reviews: 55 Published: 1-11-06
Status: Complete

Oneshot. What do you get when you mix OOCs, Mary Sues, and extremely overused plotlines? You don't want to know...

The Wonderful Wizard Of Hogsmeade?

2005-10-18T16:26:51-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Albus D.
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,676, Reviews: 51 Updated: 10-18-05 Published: 9-16-05
Status: In-Progress

A flying house sends a confused and possibly stoned Harry into the Wizarding World, a strange land where Snape is the Good Witch of the North, Dumbledore lives in a talking head, and Harry accidentally killed Voldemort's sister. Oops.

Life Was Perfect

2005-10-03T14:08:51-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: O.C.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Marissa C. & Ryan A.
Chapters: 6, Words: 6,610, Reviews: 70 Updated: 10-3-05 Published: 8-10-05
Status: Complete

Sequel to The Difference. Life was perfect, for the Atwoods, had been for seven years now. That's a long time to go without a problem... are things too good to be true? It would seem they are...

The Difference

2005-08-10T13:30:36-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: O.C.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Marissa C. & Ryan A.
Chapters: 17, Words: 30,502, Reviews: 120 Updated: 8-10-05 Published: 6-9-05
Status: Complete

Complete! Sequel up! Ryan and Marissa are meant to be together: everyone knows that. But will everything change one special night? Set after The Dearly Beloved. Major RM, some SS. Please review!

One By One

2005-07-22T16:51:33-08:00

Author: Avada Cruimperio
Category: O.C.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Pairing: Marissa C.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,403, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-22-05 Published: 7-18-05
Status: In-Progress

Summer in Newport is boring. Marissa wishes something would happen. How about a mass murderer on the loose, bent on killing her friends and family? Summer in Newport is about to be shaken up a bit.