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Only Human

2008-06-17T22:44:02-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Good Omens
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,286, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-17-08
Status: Complete

Aziraphale loses his job. A/C slash.

A Rolling Stone

2008-06-17T22:00:31-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Discworld
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,522, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-17-08
Status: Complete

Vimes interviews a troll accused of assault.

Weakness

2007-03-28T09:06:25-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Shishido R. & Otori C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-28-07
Status: Complete

In a friendly match, Atobe looks for Shishido’s weakness. Implied ShishidoOhtori, 500 words.

Determined to Win

2007-03-19T07:59:46-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Momoshiro T. & E. Ryoma
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,301, Reviews: 20 Published: 3-19-07
Status: Complete

Momoshiro should have known better than to try to let Ryoma down easy...

The Data Date

2007-03-18T18:28:27-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Prince of Tennis
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Inui S. & Kaidoh K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,725, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-18-07
Status: Complete

Inui prevents Kaidoh from overexertion with a calculated distraction—a movie.

Just the Right Touch

2007-02-14T19:34:22-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,078, Reviews: 27 Published: 2-14-07
Status: Complete

It's Christmas, and Harry is alone at his flat in London for a few days before the Weasleys arrive. An unexpected visit from Sirius turns it into one of the best holidays Harry's ever had. Written for the SSS fic exchange, with thanks to Klynie1.

Parting Gift

2007-02-08T14:33:43-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 12 Published: 2-8-07
Status: Complete

Harry gives Snape the only thing he has left to offer.

Beta Version

2007-02-08T14:28:55-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Miles Vorkosigan
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 451, Reviews: 4 Published: 2-8-07
Status: Complete

Ivan contemplates solutions to his marriage woes. IvanByerly

Never Let Go

2006-08-07T21:41:25-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 747, Reviews: 12 Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

Draco finds Harry’s obsession with him aggravating, at least at first.

Wears the Trousers

2006-07-19T20:47:19-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,333, Reviews: 86 Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.

What Friends Are For

2006-05-07T08:59:20-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Ron W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-7-06
Status: Complete

A HarryRon drabble. Ron is always looking out for Harry.

Harry Cottontail

2006-05-07T08:54:51-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 13 Published: 5-7-06
Status: Complete

A drabble in which Snape keeps Harry after class to brew potions.

Magpie

2006-03-08T19:11:09-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,334, Reviews: 23 Published: 3-8-06
Status: Complete

Harry watches over himself, but he isn’t the only one. Slash. Snarry.

Harry Shakes His Booty

2006-02-23T20:54:37-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,681, Reviews: 31 Published: 2-23-06
Status: Complete

Harry’s true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment. In which I parody supermagicalbeing!Harry.

It All Started With Cedric

2006-02-23T20:51:19-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Cedric D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,249, Reviews: 27 Published: 2-23-06
Status: Complete

What Cedric gave Harry was more than just a onenight stand he gave Harry the courage of his convictions, and Harry will use that.

End of the World

2006-02-23T20:47:41-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 805, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-23-06
Status: Complete

Harry lost the war, but that doesn't mean he has to like it, as Snape is there to remind him.

Snape and the Tie That Binds

2006-02-23T20:44:04-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,307, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-23-06
Status: Complete

AU, Nonmagic, HP on Jeeves and Wooster. Harry has decided it’s time to settle down with a good woman. Snape counteracts this dastardly idea with a plan of great shrewdness… Snarry

Hope Raises No Dust

2006-01-19T07:13:28-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,879, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-19-06
Status: Complete

PostHBP, Severus and Harry come together again, learn to cope, look toward the future, and to hope. Title taken from a quotation by Paul Eluard.

Stick

2006-01-10T19:22:12-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Pairing: Severus S. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,179, Reviews: 44 Published: 1-10-06
Status: Complete

After the war, Severus goes looking for peace. Harry goes looking for Severus. Severus finds strength in himself, but will he also learn to bend?

Summer Thunder

2005-11-16T21:11:06-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,000, Reviews: 11 Published: 11-16-05
Status: In-Progress

Ban likes a little bit of rain, a little bit of time to reflect, and a whole lot of Ginji.

I Feel Pretty

2005-10-26T19:11:49-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,746, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-26-05
Status: In-Progress

After the war, Harry runs into Draco, and Draco’s dirty little secret. A misunderstanding ensues. HPxDM, humor, crossdressing.

A Remarry Tale

2005-10-03T19:59:56-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,762, Reviews: 10 Published: 10-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry sets off to find his fortune and his one true love, in the classic fairy tale style. Slash, RLHP.

The Butler Did It

2005-08-21T21:58:43-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Lucius M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,368, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-21-05
Status: In-Progress

The war is over, and now Harry has it made. He should be happy, but there’s a certain sense of dissatisfaction—until he gains control of one Lucius Malfoy.

Bad Habits, or Get Back: Ban’s Dignity

2005-07-29T19:37:07-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,427, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-29-05
Status: In-Progress

Ban is having a very bad day. Luckily, he doesn't have to give EVERYTHING up. Ban x Ginji. Humor.

This Hell

2005-07-14T21:04:15-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 665, Reviews: 12 Published: 7-14-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH YAOI. BanxAkabane. Yes, BanxAkabane. Mentions of BanxGinji. Ultra dark, very angsty. Ban uses Dr. Jackal, and Dr. Jackal uses Ban. 640 words.

Harry and the Love Tutor

2005-07-13T22:22:05-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Blaise Z.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,484, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-13-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH. HarryBlaise, HarryColin. Harry wants to know how to tell if someone is gay. Blaise is happy to show him. Colin, on the other hand, isn’t so happy about Blaise—or the lessons.

Teacher's Pet

2005-07-05T21:30:08-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,838, Reviews: 46 Published: 7-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.

Harry Potter Always Gets His Man

2005-06-20T22:04:41-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,335, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-20-05
Status: Complete

Snarry, Humour, Slash. Oneshot. Harry schemes to get Snape, but Snape’s playing hard to get. What is it that the man wants? Harry doesn’t know, but he’s determined to figure it out.

Pink

2005-06-02T18:11:51-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,634, Reviews: 104 Published: 6-2-05
Status: Complete

Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot

Everyday Ejaculations

2005-04-22T17:53:36-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,036, Reviews: 44 Published: 4-22-05
Status: In-Progress

The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest.

Catching Fire

2005-04-20T22:00:37-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 570, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-20-05
Status: In-Progress

During the war, Harry and Severus look for a secret place to relieve their tension. 530 words. Slash.

This Means War

2005-04-19T16:28:06-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,448, Reviews: 12 Published: 4-19-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH. Harry’s taken over the Defence post, and Severus is at the end of his rope. For once in his life, he’s going to get what he wants, no matter how he has to go about it.

My Hero

2005-04-13T22:18:45-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,262, Reviews: 7 Published: 4-13-05
Status: In-Progress

SLASH. Harry has defeated Voldemort and retreated from the magical world. When he comes across the one person who used to idolize him, it will either tear him apart, or be just what he needed to mend.

Mercury Met

2005-04-12T20:39:45-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 252, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-12-05
Status: In-Progress

A double drabble in which Draco visits his father one last time. Lucius wants an explanation.

His Own Eyes

2005-03-31T22:18:08-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Get Backers
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,588, Reviews: 24 Published: 3-31-05
Status: Complete

BanGinji. Slash. Very short one-shot. Taking Ginji for granted vs. taking advantage of Ginji. Ban doesn’t know what reality is anymore. Will he settle for a good dream? Will he need to?

Larger Problems

2005-03-26T22:46:10-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,189, Reviews: 7 Published: 3-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Just as Voldemort finds a way to attack Hogwarts and overcome Dumbledore, Harry finds that he has even bigger problems. Snarry humour.

She's a Lady?

2005-03-16T07:14:45-08:00

Author: AbstractConcept
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,819, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-16-05
Status: In-Progress

A humourous tale about Harry getting all dressed up with somewhere to go—to save Severus…and maybe try to seduce him, as well. (No actual het was produced in the writing of this story.) What Lola wants, Lola gets.