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Promise Not to Tell

2009-11-20T12:36:28-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Bumblebee
Chapters: 18, Words: 128,615, Reviews: 803 Updated: 11-20-09 Published: 8-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Bee had been harboring a secret for as long as he’s existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that with the Allspark gone his race is as good as extinct save for a little secret of Bee’s that he’s willing to do almost anything to keep. 2007 movieverse

Bee and the Boys

2009-11-13T23:21:50-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Bumblebee
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,381, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-13-09
Status: Complete

A happy birthday gift for RavenABlack. Spin off of Promise Not to Tell. Bumblebee thought being a femme in hiding was hard, try being one out in the open with a bunch of mech’s with match-making complexes. Bumblebee/?

Sunny Disposition

2009-10-21T00:30:13-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Sunstreaker & Sideswipe
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,522, Reviews: 39 Updated: 10-21-09 Published: 7-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Sunstreaker is not known for his sunny character and was ignored wide and far for it, except for his brother. But Sides seems to have found a likewise heart leaving Sunny alone because everyone is afraid of him. Well, almost everyone. Side/Blue Sunny/? G1

Forgotten Highways

2009-09-15T21:31:14-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Cars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Chick Hicks & Lightning
Chapters: 4, Words: 19,726, Reviews: 16 Updated: 9-15-09 Published: 6-15-09
Status: In-Progress

Chick, forced to play the underdog this season, finds his plagued past returning. So when McQueen challenges him to race, wanting to keep his pride, he accepts. Problem is Chick is still trying to figure out if the race was in his favor or not. No pairing

Being Tall Isn’t Everything

2009-09-12T09:33:54-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Pairing: Dib & Zim
Chapters: 7, Words: 34,438, Reviews: 73 Updated: 9-12-09 Published: 7-6-07
Status: In-Progress

Zim is about to destroy the world and his dieing adversary lies there … yet he doesn’t kill Dib. He wants to use that cunningly huge head of his especially now that they are both so tall. No pairings.

A Shoulder to Lean On

2009-08-26T09:39:24-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Jak and Daxter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Pairing: Daxter & Torn
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,489, Reviews: 17 Updated: 8-26-09 Published: 3-8-09
Status: In-Progress

It had been a surprise for Torn when the Ottsel came back to Headquarters … alone. It was also a surprise that he decided to care at all. No pairings. Based around Jak 2.

Saving You

2009-08-14T09:24:48-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Drama
Pairing: Sam Witwicky & Bumblebee
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,498, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-14-09
Status: In-Progress

With the Deceptions out of commission, the Autobots took it into their hands to save the human world which they are now residing on … trouble is, the Autobots believe that they’re saving humanity from themselves. Dark fic. ’07verse.

Bump in the Backseat

2009-08-11T13:47:24-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Barricade & Frenzy
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,105, Reviews: 81 Updated: 8-11-09 Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

Being the only Decepitcons on earth makes one an easy target for lurking Autobots if one doesn’t blend in real well with the local inhabitants. To bad for Barricade and Frenzy, they blended in a little to well. Perverted themes; nothing grapic. 07-verse

Bubble Gum Under the Seat

2009-08-08T05:23:33-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Friendship
Pairing: Barricade & Miles L.
Chapters: 7, Words: 38,078, Reviews: 87 Updated: 8-8-09 Published: 8-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Barricade is left alone on earth with nothing, but a "wounded" Frenzy and no hope for a future, but then he notices something strange about Sam Witwicky. Unable to get close enough to see what, he recruits the help of Miles. 2007 movieverse

Don't Dare Call me Daddy

2009-08-02T21:06:02-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Family/Drama
Pairing: Barricade
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,000, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Barricade finds himself in a pit of misery now that he’s trapped on earth without his partner and some rather persistent Autobots at his heels, but at the time he has bigger problems with three little problems pulling at his heels. '07.

Parasite

2009-07-26T20:56:35-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Scorponok & Bluestreak
Chapters: 4, Words: 15,150, Reviews: 40 Updated: 7-26-09 Published: 2-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Hunger. Everything in the world is driven by hunger be it the hunger for money, love, forgiveness … or life. Scorponok is hungry, and he’ll do anything to survive. So, it is easy to say, it is a bad day to be an Autobot. Gift for Wiik E. 07'verse

All Mother

2009-06-24T12:02:22-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Pairing: Sam Witwicky & Mikaela B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,882, Reviews: 25 Published: 6-24-09
Status: In-Progress

Sam had been waiting for this night for a while but it seemed that the Allspark had one more burst of life in it. Sadly, as is the law of nature, something must die so another can live. To bad Sam was to busy changing to notice how much she needed him. 07

My Pet

2009-06-23T20:56:52-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Pairing: Sam Witwicky & Megatron
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,364, Reviews: 16 Published: 6-23-09
Status: In-Progress

He makes good to his threats … that’s why Megatron was a leader. Yah, the Allspark along with his brother might have been destroyed, but at least he didn’t leave the planet without one little trophy. 2007 movieverse

The Problem with Jet Judo

2009-06-23T20:50:38-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Skywarp
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-23-09
Status: In-Progress

One would think that a near-death fall would be the ultimate downfall of Jet Judo. True, it was a problem for the Autobot and Decepticon involved, but there was a second reason Ratchet didn’t want the twins so close to the ‘Cons. Crack-pairing. G1.

Squeak

2009-06-23T20:47:11-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Megatron
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,695, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-23-09
Status: In-Progress

It seems Primus does have a sense of humor. Not that Megatron thinks it’s funny. In fact, it’s downright cruel making him this short … and helpless. How can he keep the Autobots away like this? What, is he supposed to bite their ankles? ‘07Movieverse

Cabbie

2009-06-23T20:45:06-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: R. Simmons
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,736, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-23-09
Status: In-Progress

Simmons had been playing with the energy of the Allspark for years before the Autobots; bringing Nokia’s to life left and right just to watch them squeal. Sadly, the Allspark had a sense of humor and now Reggie has a problem. No, it’s more a curse. '07

Hairy Problem

2009-06-16T07:43:01-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Wolverine & Magneto
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,636, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

There is a problem at the X-Men’s mansion and Logan is the last one standing. Crackfic

Orphans

2009-06-16T07:39:49-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Pairing: Rumble & Blaster
Chapters: 4, Words: 16,099, Reviews: 38 Updated: 6-16-09 Published: 12-18-08
Status: In-Progress

Rumble nor any of his siblings had ever anticipated the day that their creator would be extinguished or how to react afterwards; especially since none of them had expected to live past their host’s demise. Especially not like this. G1

Bonds

2009-04-06T23:00:11-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Mystery/Romance
Pairing: Shockwave
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,217, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-6-09
Status: In-Progress

No one had ever really stopped to think as to why Shockwave never fell victim to things like love or hate … it was like he had no emotions, or perhaps it was he who had had them first. G1. Adopted plot bunny

Why Dead Flowers

2009-03-24T15:19:33-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Chromia & Ironhide
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,443, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Love is a strange thing but it seems humans have actually managed to make it more confusing for Ironhide or maybe humans are just naturally mad. Afterall Will did run out, half naked, crying he needed flowers. Ironhide/Chromia. Gift 4 Letohatchee. 07verse

Tiny Little Problems

2009-03-04T01:48:06-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Invader Zim
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Adventure
Pairing: Zim & Dib
Chapters: 5, Words: 23,510, Reviews: 42 Updated: 3-4-09 Published: 7-3-07
Status: In-Progress

It was only a matter of time till Zim was dragged back to Foodcourtia. Now he has a little problem that he’d rather flush down a stool then deal with, except its made him very popular. So Zim finds himself needing help with his little problem. Freindship.

Parental Origins

2009-02-28T04:45:02-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Starscream & Megatron
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,160, Reviews: 39 Published: 2-28-09
Status: Complete

It had never crossed Starscream’s mind before on why Megatron never bothered to kill him despite his treachery, or why he was, coincidently, the combined colors of Megatron and Optimus Prime. G1, One-shot, Crack-fic.

Promise Not to Laugh

2009-02-26T19:25:57-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Bumblebee & Wheeljack
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,854, Reviews: 22 Published: 2-26-09
Status: Complete

‘Bee struggles with ‘HIS’ secret but he can’t help but worry that Wheeljack saw more in the garage than he's letting on. Of course, Wheeljack has problems of his own. One-shot, crack-fic off of the ‘Promise Not to Tell’ story line. ’07 verse.

A Ghostly Cry

2009-02-21T07:24:15-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Pairing: Danny F. & Vlad M.
Chapters: 30, Words: 204,016, Reviews: 364 Updated: 2-21-09 Published: 9-23-05
Status: Complete

Danny looses everyone he loves when they are murdered leaving him to be taken in by his godfather who is none other then Vlad Masters. How will they survive each other and the vengeful demon? Father son thing. Gore, humor, tearjerker. COMPLETE.

KG Kisses

2009-02-18T19:02:17-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Jak and Daxter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Jak M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,572, Reviews: 10 Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

What if you were a Krimzon Guard minding your own business when you suddenly came face to face with none other than Dark Jak? What would you do to survive? Would you scream; cry like a little girl; or something a little more unsuspected? Oneshot/crackfic.

A Blatant Observation

2009-01-04T19:29:22-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sparkplug W. & Spike W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 481, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

On the sidelines of battle stand Spike and Sparkplug. A stupid truth can’t help but be noticed at such a time. Adopted plot bunny.

Games in the Playground

2008-12-10T15:36:03-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ratchet & Sunstreaker
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,759, Reviews: 32 Updated: 12-10-08 Published: 9-26-08
Status: In-Progress

Side’s and Sunny like their planks … but perhaps they weren’t always pulling them for the reason everyone thinks. Ratchet/Twins. A gift for Neurquadic.

Visitors

2008-11-03T18:32:08-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Barricade & Prowl
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,087, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Loneliness can bring many things to a person’s door, memories, family, and sometimes in the dark of night … a ghost or two. Late Halloween fic! Barricade centered! '07 verse.

Ghosts in the Attic

2008-10-01T09:31:01-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Pairing: Vlad M. & Walker
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,494, Reviews: 1 Published: 10-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Angst Day. The world is in a constant balance when it comes to the dead and the dying, but what happens when someone was already half ghost and doesn't know they’re already dead? Vlad centric/no pairings.

Brotherly Love

2008-04-04T11:17:00-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Barricade & Sam Witwicky
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,621, Reviews: 67 Published: 4-4-08
Status: Complete

The Autobots have a prisoner who is being … stubborn … and Sam can’t help but make an observation. The kind of observation which only a human male’s mind could perceive. one-shot, 2007movieverse, crackfic, Barricade center

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Screams

2008-02-13T13:30:32-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Charlie Bone
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 6, Words: 36,580, Reviews: 34 Updated: 2-13-08 Published: 3-3-06
Status: In-Progress

Manfred's life is becoming a living hell with his powers fading not to mention he's been sucked into a painting by death only to be released four years later with messed up powers! No wonder he's depressed.

A Hounding Secret

2008-02-12T10:18:35-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Bumblebee & Hound
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,928, Reviews: 33 Published: 2-12-08
Status: Complete

Bumblebee continues to struggle with ‘HIS’ secret. Needing a place to mope, the youngling retreats towards the outlook … Hound, of course, was thinking the same thing. One-shot, crack-fic off of the ‘Promise Not to Tell’ story line. 2007 movieverse

Thanks for the Cannon

2008-01-14T13:48:40-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ratchet & Ironhide
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,839, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-14-08
Status: Complete

Another injury, another growl and slap to the head from Ratchet ... except this time his fingers lingered longer and his optics dimmed a little more then usual. It was now or never. IronhidexRatchet. Movieverse. One-shot.

Destroy the Mask

2007-12-04T21:34:03-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Transformers/Beast Wars
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Optimus Prime & Megatron
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,258, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-4-07
Status: Complete

He broke the mask off shattering all his walls, revealing him … and now he belongs to him. OptimusXMegatron. G1. Oneshot.

Run

2007-08-27T12:26:38-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Zuko & Aang
Chapters: 1, Words: 844, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

Okay, the rules of engagement between the air bender and Zuko had always been simple: he runs and Zuko chases, but why is he being chased now! Oneshot. Occurs somewhere during first season.

Under the Full Moon

2007-07-12T13:51:25-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Severus S. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 10, Words: 48,580, Reviews: 90 Updated: 7-12-07 Published: 11-23-05
Status: In-Progress

Snape has run in with a dog, at least he hoped it was a dog, and nearly dies, ending him up at Grimmauld place; despite his reluctance. Yet, that’s the least of his problems when he finds out Black is to be the new D.A.D.A. teacher. SS/SB. on Hiatus for

Ghost Muffins

2007-04-30T09:00:55-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Danny Phantom
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Vlad M. & Skulker
Chapters: 1, Words: 356, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

Vlad was weary at first when Skulker offered the muffin to him … really, it couldn’t be that bad. Could it? Crackfic. One-shot.

All Wet

2006-12-11T12:55:35-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,711, Reviews: 24 Updated: 12-11-06 Published: 5-8-06
Status: Complete

Kakashi learns the new meaning of hygiene, Susuke learns what true horror is, Sakura is no Madonna, and Naruto perfects the art of a pervert. Oneshot.

Silky Little Horrors

2006-05-10T13:34:25-08:00

Author: P.A.W.07
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Wolverine & Cyclops
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,638, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-10-06
Status: Complete

Logan finds out that strange obsessions are bad ideas, why Scott is the tight ass he is, and what true horror is like. Oneshot.