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The Shaving of Hutch

2004-11-06T05:15:01-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Starsky and Hutch
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,925, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-6-04 Published: 10-30-04
Status: In-Progress

A mysterious man has been hired to do a very dangerous job in Hutch's apartment. WIP

M L F

2004-10-30T06:03:48-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Starsky and Hutch
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,266, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-30-04
Status: In-Progress

SLASH. Starsky and Hutch are NOT fruits. Starsky chooses the wrong way to prove it.

Masks

2004-03-19T21:57:56-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,028, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Sometimes, when a mask slips, it reveals far too much behind it. Elizabeth discovers a little more of Commodore Norrington than she can understand.

The Age of Reason

2004-03-14T01:03:57-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,339, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-14-04
Status: In-Progress

After an uneasy night's sleep, Murtogg and Mullroy try to make sense of undead pirates.

Rooting for whom?

2004-03-05T11:41:13-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-5-04
Status: In-Progress

Lieutenant Gillette takes exception to the conduct of Jack Sparrow at the end of PotC. Gillette Norrington UST

Momentary Frailty

2004-02-13T14:26:21-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Pirates of the Caribbean
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,302, Reviews: 11 Published: 2-13-04
Status: In-Progress

Commodores of His Majesty's Royal Navy are not supposed to grieve. And certainly not over minor things like disappointment in love.

Fetters

2003-04-27T11:10:57-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Legolas & Gimli
Chapters: 2, Words: 10,621, Reviews: 33 Updated: 4-27-03 Published: 3-9-03
Status: In-Progress

AU sequel to The Hobbit. Instead of paying for the Mirkwood Elves' help in gold, Thorin gives them slaves, among them the young Gimli. Gimli is assigned to serve Legolas. Things ensue. Eventually L/G slash.

The Kiss a drabble

2003-03-31T11:39:16-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Severus S. & Rubeus H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 16 Published: 3-31-03
Status: In-Progress

Portrait of a kiss. A Snape/Hagrid drabble

Nobody Tosses a Dwarf

2003-03-11T16:36:51-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Pairing: Gimli & Gimli
Chapters: 1, Words: 243, Reviews: 46 Published: 3-11-03
Status: In-Progress

An ancient Dwarvish law explained. In verse.

Warg Hunt

2003-01-07T15:09:03-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 2, Words: 11,389, Reviews: 22 Published: 1-7-03
Status: In-Progress

Sequel to Bargaining for Beginners. Just how many people can Celebrimbor fall foul of in a single day? Elven politics, Dwarven families, Wargs... Some mild slash.

These Fallen Walls

2002-12-07T00:50:31-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Rubeus H. & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,267, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-7-02
Status: In-Progress

A chance encounter after Voldemort's first fall. UST (slightly)

The Ballad of Lot's Daughters

2002-11-27T22:55:51-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Bible
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 31 Published: 11-27-02
Status: In-Progress

The fall of Sodom, in verse, in questionable taste. Where else but the Bible would you find so many dubious sexual practices in such close proximity?WARNING: mature themes (but hey, they're in the original) and fruity language.

Beyond Hope

2002-07-20T21:28:27-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Horror
Pairing: Sauron
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,438, Reviews: 24 Published: 7-20-02
Status: In-Progress

An Elladan & Elrohir fic. A few Elves and Dwarves still linger in human society; but the 21st century is no place for the Elves, and the way West is closed. When danger approaches only the Dwarves can help them, but they, too, face their doom.

Bargaining for Beginners

2002-07-16T17:01:24-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 17,863, Reviews: 28 Updated: 7-16-02 Published: 3-17-02
Status: In-Progress

Legolas/Gimli may be the best know Elf/Dwarf partnership on Middle-Earth, but it certainly isn't the only one. This is for Celebrimbor and Narvi, the two craftsmen (craftsbeings?) who made the Doors of Moria. Very, very mild slash

Leavings

2002-05-21T15:35:18-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Romance
Pairing: Elrond
Chapters: 7, Words: 20,671, Reviews: 38 Updated: 5-21-02 Published: 2-2-02
Status: Complete

The One Ring lies in the hand of Isildur - and no power yet remains that can save him. SLASH Elrond/Isildur, Cirdan/Elrond NOW COMPLETE!

The Sea my Cuckold

2002-05-12T17:33:01-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Gimli & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,457, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-12-02
Status: In-Progress

The Sea-longing does not allow for any lesser affections.

Parental Consent

2002-05-04T12:11:53-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Gimli & Legolas
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,143, Reviews: 40 Updated: 5-4-02 Published: 3-30-02
Status: In-Progress

A pair of star-crossed lovers broach the vexed question of parental consent. L/G slash.

Tantalus

2002-04-16T22:53:51-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Gimli & Legolas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,567, Reviews: 17 Published: 4-16-02
Status: In-Progress

Galadriel tests two of the fellowship - and sees some surprising things. L/G UST

A Question of Honour

2002-03-28T08:10:42-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Gimli
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,927, Reviews: 16 Updated: 3-28-02 Published: 3-26-02
Status: In-Progress

Gimli and Éomer at their antagonistic best. Very, very slashy. But book-based, believe it or not.

Sacred Trust

2002-03-24T23:08:35-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Elrond
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,404, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-24-02
Status: In-Progress

A short scene - the giving of Vilya to Elrond

When the last Ship sails

2002-03-08T15:26:14-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-8-02
Status: In-Progress

A song for the departing Elves.

Alien Creatures

2002-03-03T12:09:14-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Gimli & Legolas
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,187, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-3-02 Published: 2-10-02
Status: In-Progress

A staring match deep within the caves of Moria. Implied Legolas/Gimli pre-slash

A time and times and half a time

2002-02-21T10:16:42-08:00

Author: Honesty
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Angst
Pairing: Legolas & Gimli
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,772, Reviews: 96 Updated: 2-21-02 Published: 2-7-02
Status: In-Progress

AU. Legolas, imprisoned by Saruman, discovers *exactly* how Orcs were made .... While Gimli keeps a vigil he will never forget. REVISED AGAIN! (The last revision, I hope.)