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Ten Miles from Nowhere

2006-02-26T21:45:48-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 10, Words: 12,314, Reviews: 248 Updated: 2-26-06 Published: 10-1-05
Status: In-Progress

“You idiot, Malfoy,” Harry screamed. “You’ve hit my panic button!” HPDM slash. Chapter 10...“AhhhhhHaaa! there was the stupid hut.”

Here we come a kidnapping

2005-11-20T14:39:45-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 622, Reviews: 18 Published: 11-20-05
Status: Complete

Someone, Draco, duh!, shows up at the Dursley's house over the summer. No spoilers, no referece to HBP, OOTP, etc. HD slash, mild. Fluff.

Nature's Witch

2005-10-13T18:22:41-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Buffy X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 780, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-13-05
Status: Complete

Oh, it's another of the new teacher at Hogwarts stories. Yay! Mercifully, this one is short. Read, and enjoy my love of cliche. Oneshot.

Trapped Again!

2005-09-23T21:56:35-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,188, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-23-05
Status: Complete

Draco and Luna find themselves in a dusty situation. Mild HD slash content. Not a continuation of Trapped! Another closet, another day. Not Het! Het is bad.

Two Sticks of Bardoll, Not Three!

2005-07-25T21:45:12-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 17, Words: 38,550, Reviews: 215 Updated: 7-25-05 Published: 4-25-05
Status: Complete

Mistakes in Potions lead to consequences in life. That's right, it's one of those Stuck!together stories. HPDM

Trapped!

2005-05-05T22:20:38-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,538, Reviews: 26 Published: 5-5-05
Status: Complete

Harry, Draco, and Snape take refuge in the very wrong! place during an epic battle. Mostly dialogue, no real pairingbut HPDM if anything.

Once upon a nightmare

2005-05-01T18:50:51-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 487, Reviews: 14 Published: 5-1-05
Status: Complete

Draco walks in on Harry in the Astronomy Tower one night. Sort of HPDM, but nothing remotely kissy. one-shot, extremely short.

Harry loves you: or maybe not

2005-04-26T10:35:41-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,102, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-26-05
Status: Complete

Harry's thoughts while he tries to figure out what he wants, and what he definitely does not. Many, brief, parings. HPCC HPPP HPOW HPBZ HPBW HPDM

Attack of the sudsy banditos

2005-04-21T07:01:25-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,558, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-21-05
Status: Complete

Harry and Draco have a plot, an evil evil sudsy plot. Mild HPDM intimations of other slash.

Maybe it was a dark and stormy night

2005-04-19T18:18:14-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,886, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-19-05
Status: Complete

After the war, Harry Potter is finally back at Hogwarts. Follow his harrowingly lame Halloween party. Featuring Boy!Blaise, Stunning!Hermoine, Alive!Sirius, and Dead!Ron. Oneshot, mild HPDM, and ubermild het!HGBZ

Stupid Hair

2005-04-19T13:45:35-08:00

Author: animalbowling
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,715, Reviews: 23 Published: 4-19-05
Status: Complete

Harry freaks out in Potions, and Draco Malfoy has to pay the price. one-shot, the mildest of mild slash.