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Crazy Foaming Mouth Guy Has a Courageous Adventure

2009-11-15T15:44:06-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 724, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-15-09
Status: Complete

It is a day of great importance for everyone's favorite rabid Kyoshi islander. Why you ask? Because today he needs to be a hero!

Poor Tsubaki!

2009-11-10T20:31:41-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Soul Eater
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Tsubaki
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,069, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-10-09
Status: Complete

Her purpose is so belittling.

The Kids I Babysit's Perspective on Naruto

2009-10-12T20:18:15-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 15, Words: 5,515, Reviews: 30 Updated: 10-12-09 Published: 4-22-08
Status: In-Progress

From future shippings to Orochimaru's favorite food, the four, seven, ten and twelve year olds I baby-sit can answer all your questions.

Syrup

2009-10-12T18:53:22-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 814, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-12-09
Status: Complete

Should Shikamaru give in to Ino's bizarre demands?

Knives Aren't Just for Throwing

2009-08-27T19:11:24-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,818, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-27-09
Status: Complete

When you're a ninja, there's never any time to worry about manners... until today. Inspired by my friend. Thank you, Creagan!

It Started with a Gord

2009-08-22T23:03:19-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: World Ends With You
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Neku S. & Yoshiya K./Joshua
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,609, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-22-09
Status: Complete

Joshua calls Neku "pumpkin" too many times.

CRONA: The Owner's Guide and Manual

2009-06-26T23:33:41-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Soul Eater
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Chrona
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,470, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

The CRONA unit is now available for purchase from the company that brought you DEATH THE KID and BLACK STAR.

Joshua in Love

2009-04-30T16:52:47-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: World Ends With You
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Neku S. & Yoshiya K./Joshua
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,446, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-30-09
Status: Complete

Joshua's in love! But with who? That's what Neku would like to know.

Lame Little OneShot with the Kaiba Brothers

2009-04-28T18:35:39-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Family
Pairing: Mokuba K. & Seto K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,218, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-28-09
Status: Complete

Mokuba wants to cook stuff with Seto but Seto doesn't feel like it.

Seto Kaiba Goes Shopping

2009-04-25T14:14:41-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Seto K. & Mokuba K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,999, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-25-09
Status: Complete

It's discount day at the mall, and everyone's favorite penny-pinching duelist wouldn't dare miss it!

Sand Siblings and Severe Strangeness

2009-04-24T14:42:16-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Temari & Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,738, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-24-09
Status: Complete

Temari is having a very bizarre day. Could this be the reader's fault?

BLACK STAR: The Owner's Guide and Manual

2009-04-20T20:34:17-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Soul Eater
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Black Star & Tsubaki
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,884, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

The maker of DEATH THE KID: The Owner's Guide and Manual proudly presents: BLACK STAR!

DEATH THE KID: The Owner's Guide and Manual

2009-03-31T19:37:04-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Soul Eater
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Death The Kid
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,133, Reviews: 15 Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

If you are reading this, than you are now in proud possession of your very own DEATH THE KID!

Bothering Joshua

2009-03-31T05:36:19-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: World Ends With You
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Neku S. & Yoshiya K./Joshua
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,889, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

Poor Neku. Joshua bothers him, and he can't even bother him back! There's just nothing that annoys him! Well... there is one thing...

Maximum Homicide

2009-02-20T11:39:01-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Maximum Ride
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 15, Words: 10,574, Reviews: 40 Updated: 2-20-09 Published: 4-19-08
Status: In-Progress

You've gotta slay to survive.

Black Star vs Braces

2009-02-06T17:40:14-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Soul Eater
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Black Star
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,437, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

Black Star may not have defeated Mifune or Death the Kid, but there's no way he'll lose to his new braces! Or will he?

Two Minute Cake

2009-01-19T20:44:57-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Soul Eater
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Maka & Soul
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,584, Reviews: 11 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

Maka wants to make a cake in two minutes for Tsubaki's birthday. Wonder how that'll go.

The Flour Sack Project: Translated Edition

2008-12-20T12:06:02-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,737, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-20-08 Published: 12-19-08
Status: In-Progress

Or as the translator puts it, The Plan of Bag of Flour: Translated Edition.

My Heart Will Not Go On

2008-12-20T11:51:18-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,679, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-20-08
Status: Complete

Sakura can't turn her confession into words, so instead she turns it into lyrics. SasuSaku

The Flour Sack Project

2008-12-13T22:11:31-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,641, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-13-08 Published: 2-8-08
Status: Complete

Foiling the plan and killing an evil ninja? No problem. Taking care of a child? Not so much no problem.

Not D N Angel

2008-11-11T20:33:28-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: D N Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Daisuke N.
Chapters: 34, Words: 53,091, Reviews: 82 Updated: 11-11-08 Published: 11-10-06
Status: In-Progress

A normal life? You're so demanding!

Mystery of the Bored Children

2008-05-31T22:22:23-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Spiral
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,684, Reviews: 3 Published: 5-31-08
Status: In-Progress

It was quite a boring day, but is Eyes really so bored that he's plotting to kill Kosuke and Rio?

A Conversation of Forks

2008-03-15T19:01:21-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 646, Reviews: 2 Published: 3-15-08
Status: Complete

In a village like Konoha, does anyone really know where these eating utensils come from? Ino and Shikamaru's take on the matter. One shot. monkeybait's sister

Before All That Exciting Stuff Happened

2008-02-28T20:45:42-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Treasure Planet
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,700, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-28-08
Status: Complete

Jim Hawkins on a normal day, before all that exciting stuff happened...

The Extremely Cliché SasuSaku Love Story

2008-02-10T19:28:24-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Romance
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 812, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-10-08
Status: Complete

Everything you want in a Naruto story and then some.

Bella and Edward's Rather Eventful Day

2007-03-21T04:57:12-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,395, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-21-07
Status: Complete

Bella and Edward love each other... too much?

Tasuku's New Job

2007-01-26T14:19:56-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Tokyo Mew Mew
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,268, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-26-07
Status: Complete

Tasuku has a new job. How will Berry react and what will happen to their relationship?

Furuba Story or Something

2006-12-28T11:04:10-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,895, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-28-06 Published: 12-27-06
Status: In-Progress

It's Role Model Week in class 2D. Who will the students pick to study - especially little orphan Tohru? Behold the strange wonder that is my mind.

Lost

2006-09-20T16:21:51-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mai & Ty Lee
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,120, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-20-06 Published: 5-27-06
Status: In-Progress

Azula, Mei, and Tai Li are lost. Who is Tai Li's crush for real? Will Mei tell Azula that she likes Zuko? FIND OUT by reading this!

The Panda Bear

2006-09-09T19:33:42-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Tohru H. & Kyou S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,458, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-9-06
Status: Complete

Tohru, Kyo, and Yuki come home to find a panda bear in their kitchen! What series of unfortunate events will this cause? Drama just because.

Wow, this is really random!

2006-05-22T17:31:34-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,043, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-22-06
Status: In-Progress

This is not a lie. Prepare yourself for strange senselessness.

Are You A Hero?

2006-03-05T11:01:32-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Link & Aryll
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,703, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-5-06
Status: In-Progress

Are you a hero? Take this interactive quiz to find out! Determine your path and save your sister. And your birthday!

My Date with Maud the Werecat

2006-02-27T13:21:16-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,119, Reviews: 20 Updated: 2-27-06 Published: 2-14-06
Status: In-Progress

The sequel to The Eragon Dating Game! Eragon is on a date with the winner of the show. Unknowingly, however, someone is plotting their revenge! Romance was just for fun.

The Eragon Dating Game!

2006-02-14T14:09:27-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Inheritance Cycle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 8,506, Reviews: 62 Updated: 2-14-06 Published: 1-25-06
Status: In-Progress

A TV show where Eragon has to date someone while the girls of the book try to win the games to get to him. Who will win? Read to find out!

The PitaTen Moments KogeDonbo Doesn't Show You

2005-09-24T13:38:18-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Pita Ten
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,150, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-24-05 Published: 8-11-05
Status: In-Progress

More humor than romance, for those of you who like humor! There's only mild romance in the chapters with Koboshi. Read it anyway! You'll looove it!

A Supernatural & Regular Day

2005-08-27T08:20:56-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Pita Ten
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,455, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-27-05
Status: In-Progress

The power goes out, and Kotarou, Ten-chan and Koboshi are forced to stay at Misha and Shia's apartment over night to avoid the bad weather. It just goes on from there...

Nintendo Corporation Police

2005-06-15T12:09:07-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Link & Navi
Chapters: 1, Words: 875, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-15-05
Status: In-Progress

There are laws to being a video game character? No one told Link.

Totally Twisted Upsidown Day

2005-06-15T11:29:30-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Yūgi M. & Mokuba K.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,766, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-15-05 Published: 6-4-05
Status: In-Progress

This is one of my old stories. And the chapters are just totally destroyed. So you can leave it or good luck reading it.

Wake Me Up When The Camping Ends

2005-06-05T08:59:28-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Yūgi M. & Mokuba K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 702, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Yugi, Taya, Joey, Mokuba and their siblings are going on a camping trip, but only Grandpa seems to be the one excited about it. Their whole trip is bound to be filled with mass destruction. Will the group make it home alive?

Attack of the BabySat

2005-06-04T06:55:31-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,017, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-4-05
Status: In-Progress

Sora, Riku and Kairi are seven. What will happen when someone has to baby-sit them?

Burrito Monday

2005-05-20T16:26:35-08:00

Author: monkeybait
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,361, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Mondays are always bad... especially this one! Waiter-punching, electricuting-teacher, vocab-fighting action! All starts out with bad burritos restaurant. (What is Angst? I heard teenagers have a lot of it LOL)