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Element Break

2008-02-28T03:28:26-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Prison Break
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,221, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Brothermine Non-Metal lay on the base of his test tube, pondering recent events. He was sentenced on death row for allegedly splitting a Hydrogen molecule, but not just any hydrogen molecule, but the Vice-Experiment's brother! An SOS scientific parody!

All the Things I Say

2008-02-26T03:53:42-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sirius B. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,726, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-26-08
Status: Complete

ONESHOT SiriusLily. I’m not saying that just the thought of you makes my walk a skip, and I’m not saying that my heartbeat’s any more than just a radar blip … I’m saying that I like you … I like you very much.

Walk Away

2008-02-02T23:22:56-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,206, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-2-08
Status: Complete

ONESHOT SiriusLily, JamesLily. He never imagined there could be one person so in love with another that there wasn’t anything left but pretends and lies. He never imagined he would feel it. He never imagined she’d just turn her pretty head and walk away.

Diddydums Dursley and the Dudley Hallows

2008-01-27T19:52:28-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Adventure
Pairing: Dudley D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,413, Reviews: 19 Updated: 1-27-08 Published: 7-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Dudley is waiting in Privet Drive. The Order of the Phoenix is coming to escort him safely away without Voldemort and his followers knowing. But what will Harry do then? Where is he going? SOS decides to rewrite Deathly Hallows. Not HarryDudley.

Little Boxes

2008-01-21T04:42:51-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,533, Reviews: 7 Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

oneshot, RLNT. He liked Mr Lupin. He liked the way he could talk about things that didn’t matter, yet make them all the world. But he didn't like Christmas. Awards: Best Angst, Joint 1st Community Choice, Outstanding Contribution and Outstanding Newcomer.

And in This Pit of Hell, We See

2008-01-09T02:32:19-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Sirius B. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,493, Reviews: 5 Published: 1-9-08
Status: Complete

ONESHOT ‘Just take her back to her dormitory.’ Simple? Ah, but nothing is simple with Sirius Black. Lily and Sirius bare all in the darkest pit of Hell they could find. LilyJames. Sirius.

Knowledge

2007-08-10T01:49:34-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Remus L. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,212, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-10-07
Status: Complete

oneshot I never knew you very well, I realised. Lily POV.

Eighteen

2007-08-03T19:22:31-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Remus L. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,084, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-3-07
Status: Complete

oneshot unrequited RemusLily Full summary inside. Eighteen. The world is your library and you have all the time to read, yet it all seems so much dimmer – as if that library is filled completely with appliance manuals and endless Arithmancy equations.

Extra Credit

2007-08-02T00:54:17-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Remus L. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,693, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-2-07
Status: Complete

oneshot vague RemusLily Remus is doing badly in Potions. Slughorn sets him an extra assignment: Exploding Fluid. It's quite a simple potion, only 15 steps, but Remus is beginning to wish that he hadn't pretended that he knew what he was doing ...

Obsessions

2007-04-09T02:55:42-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,216, Reviews: 14 Published: 4-9-07
Status: Complete

oneshot “So, I’ve been sitting here for the last halfhour…” Lily is sitting in the library when a sudden appearance of Remus John Lupin disrupts her world completely.

Presenting James

2006-12-22T03:02:31-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,549, Reviews: 14 Published: 12-22-06
Status: Complete

one shot MWPP 7th Year It’s three days until Christmas, and James is at a loss as he tries to figure out what he should do for his dearest Lilylove. Panic! Pregnant? Perfect! Present… A Christmas Story.

Malfoy's Day Out

2006-12-19T04:14:33-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,264, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-19-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] I love staircases! Was that your voice breaking? What the Hell? I think I'm in love. Contains: Luna Lovegood, Buckbeak, a twoway mirror, a cheap lemon ice lolly, a new professor, and a Hufflepuff scarf.

It's All in the Fuzz

2006-10-12T23:38:47-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,903, Reviews: 6 Published: 10-12-06
Status: Complete

oneshot implied ASGW AJFW KBOW “How on earth do you say that George is better looking than Fred when they’re identical twins?” The question on everybody’s mind. The Gryffindor chasers discover the answer – and it’s all in the fuzz.

Authoress

2006-08-30T03:10:14-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 990, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-30-06
Status: Complete

ONESHOT An authoress has a problem. She can never get Lily and James together. So, she sets herself a challenge. Get them together – less than 950 words, under half and hour.

Paper Bag Gag

2006-08-29T04:09:11-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,667, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-29-06
Status: Complete

oneshot JPLE “Sorry, Lily. I’ll go and put my head in a paper bag, shall I? because that’s the only way I won’t notice your loveliness.” He smiled at me in a way that, I suppose, was meant to make me swoon, and it didn’t.

Alliterate

2006-07-03T00:32:00-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,432, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-3-06
Status: Complete

ONESHOT Lily Lupin? Alliteration was never looked fondly upon by Lily Evans.

Nine

2006-04-22T04:24:21-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 673, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-22-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Nine out of twenty three are still alive – but none are unaffected. Except, perhaps for Aberforth. He’s always been a little odd. Photograph musings...

Reaching Nirvana

2006-03-18T20:37:22-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,910, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-18-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] About various Marauder era characters coming out. Remus achieves chocolate nirvana, Sirius reaches Remus nirvana. James screams about everyone getting more action than him. Mild slash warning.

If the Hufflepuffs Can

2006-03-17T02:46:37-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Adventure
Pairing: Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,371, Reviews: 4 Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Neville discovers his worth whilst observing the gallant Hufflepuffs in the final battle.

Squid

2006-03-09T03:31:56-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,295, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-9-06
Status: Complete

oneshot After a rather nasty blow, dealt by Lily, James contemplates whether it's really him that he should be getting her to fall in love with. In other words, James thinks about Squid.

Honeydukes' Finest

2006-03-08T21:54:47-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: N. Tonks & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,645, Reviews: 9 Published: 3-8-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] One morning, Nymphadora Tonks wakes up, and finds she has a bit of a problem on her hands. Or her face... Nothing a little chocolate won't fix!

Ronald Weaselbee and the Shippers From Hell

2005-12-31T06:30:40-08:00

Author: Seer of Spots
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,360, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-31-05
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Ronald Weaselbee and the Crazy, Deranged Shippers From Hell. Conga lines, crazy, deranged Shippers From Hell, really annoying fanfiction authors: it's all there. It's not REALLY horror... it's parody!