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Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork

2009-11-25T02:09:11-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Minato N. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 21, Words: 86,381, Reviews: 790 Updated: 11-25-09 Published: 2-21-06
Status: In-Progress

Minato Namikaze expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Just when he thought he'd never have to deal with paperwork again, it drags him under once more. Older chapters are going to be rewritten for better quality, Chap 1 done.

Outlook: Ask again later

2009-06-10T21:22:52-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Shakespeare
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,476, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-10-09
Status: Complete

Based loosely off of the play "Julius Caesar", we take a view into the mind of one troubled man, in a sea of many such men.

Way of the Weasel

2008-10-07T04:51:02-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Pairing: Itachi U. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,243, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-7-08
Status: Complete

An Itachi perspective on the night he murdered his clan, and what happened after he was done. Oneshot.

Poetry for beginners: What not to do

2008-03-31T02:59:57-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Pairing: Naruto U. & Minato N.
Chapters: 5, Words: 978, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-31-08 Published: 4-22-06
Status: In-Progress

Poetry that is really weird and not exactly serious.

A history of the Death Munchers

2006-07-04T06:58:48-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,555, Reviews: 17 Updated: 7-4-06 Published: 9-3-05
Status: In-Progress

Voldemort has a meeting to name his minions. Alas, things go awry. Includes Bella with hand puppets!

One might assume

2006-06-30T23:42:24-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 647, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-30-06
Status: In-Progress

One might assume is a generally used phrase for saying something. Well, in a spur of the moment decision, I have decided to make a fanfiction about it. Will wonders ever cease?

He's not your typical Gary Stu

2006-06-16T04:33:23-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Voldemort & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,926, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-16-06
Status: In-Progress

He has it all. Wits, bravery, loyalty. The love of all his peers and professors. Sounds typical, does it not? Well, let's just kill him off and see what happens then.

Surpassing the title Hokage

2006-04-26T01:21:46-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Minato N. & Hiruzen S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,890, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-26-06
Status: Complete

An old man reflects on the past that should have been Konoha's future. Yondaime centered for the most part. Oneshot. Also this fic is in the section 4th HokageSarutobi, but fear not, that's not the pairing!

Frosted Cocoa

2006-01-02T21:35:35-08:00

Author: Sir Chris
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,598, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

Kristine, a muggle in her mid 20s, has spend the last few Christmas seasons alone. However, this all changes when a child comes knocking on her door to sing her a song, for goodness sake.