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A Minor Incident

2008-08-06T14:30:17-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 18,262, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-6-08 Published: 5-15-08
Status: In-Progress

Max/Jude. Starts when Max and Jude arrive in New York City and continues until the end of the film, possibly continuing even further...we shall see. Collaboration with Neonnchrome1123. Rated for swearing and future sexual content. WARNING: FLUFF ABOUNDS.

If You Want To Sing Out, Sing Out

2008-05-23T21:08:28-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,503, Reviews: 5 Published: 5-23-08
Status: Complete

Max/Jude. Rated R; one section is NC-17 for sexual content. A bunch of little blurbs as pertaining to the tumultuous relationship shared by Jude and Max. Title is from a song by Cat Stevens.

You're The Funny Little Frog In My Throat

2008-04-06T18:49:06-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: Across the Universe
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,812, Reviews: 16 Updated: 4-6-08 Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

Little snapshots of life as seen through the eyes of our two lovely boys, Max and Jude. Max/Jude; intended 2-shot. Title is a song by Belle and Sebastian. Rated T for language.

Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

2008-03-17T20:25:46-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Roger D. & Mark C.
Chapters: 30, Words: 137,469, Reviews: 453 Updated: 3-17-08 Published: 12-1-05
Status: Complete

two years PostRENT Eventual MarkRoger. Mimi leaves Roger, Mark is having problem with his next film, and basically bad shit happens. No, I am not good at summaries. Please read and review. Title is from a song by The Dandy Warhols. Rating is for swearin

Skip Divided

2006-10-23T19:16:44-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Mark C. & Roger D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,516, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-23-06
Status: In-Progress

[PreRENT] Mark gets away for the summer before starting a new year at Brown. [MR] Warning: Mark's pretty cynical. Which leads to swearing. Title from a song by Thom Yorke.

July

2006-07-23T02:29:03-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,510, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-23-06
Status: Complete

PreRENT. What happens when Collins suggests...anything. :P WARNING: Contains nudity...which is what one must do in order to skinny dip. Mwa ha. Rating for language. COMPLETE.

Win Some, Lose Some

2006-06-25T20:45:18-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Benny C.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,192, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-25-06
Status: Complete

Benny!centric: Takes place on New Year's Eve, when Benny takes one last walk through the loft. Some BennyAlison, some MarkRoger, also mentions of April and lots of Collins' silliness. : Title is a song by Robbie Williams. Rating is for language.

Diversify Your Interests For Fewer Worries

2006-06-06T15:18:48-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Mark C. & Roger D.
Chapters: 4, Words: 22,693, Reviews: 74 Updated: 6-6-06 Published: 4-8-06
Status: In-Progress

High school MR. Mark can't clap in rhythm, and Roger thinks it's funny. Title is from a Jones Soda bottle cap...heh. WILL BE CONTINUED.

I'm Jealous Of Your Cigarette

2006-03-31T15:15:36-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: RENT
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General
Pairing: Mark C. & Roger D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,057, Reviews: 21 Published: 3-31-06
Status: Complete

Written for challenge number 3 of L'il Senzu's 'challenge central'. MR Oneshot. Basically what happens when Roger's jealousy gets a little out of hand...Title from a song by Hawksley Workman

Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell

2005-11-01T20:49:31-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: Star Ocean
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 14, Words: 70,292, Reviews: 116 Updated: 11-1-05 Published: 5-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Fayt and Albel end up traveling together duh after Sophia loses her mind :. FaytxAlbel pairing. Spoilers. Title from a song by The Flaming Lips.

Lord of the Finkys

2005-07-17T14:45:10-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Aragorn & Legolas
Chapters: 2, Words: 928, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-17-05
Status: In-Progress

A story I wrote a few years back. Don't ask about the title, because I don't know. Just two short, and when I say short I mean short, chapters that have almost nothing to do with...anything.

Rambology: the study of twigs

2005-06-27T15:24:14-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: Jade Empire
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,651, Reviews: 13 Updated: 6-27-05 Published: 6-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Sort of my take on the game Jade Empire. Some of it was a little off, shall we say, and so I decided to write a story incorporating all of these points. Well, all of the ones I could find anyways... Rating is for swearing, woops...

Popukon Sistas Adventures in Konoha

2005-06-04T22:29:38-08:00

Author: EvilEatingSanta
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,485, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-4-05
Status: In-Progress

A crazy, drug-induced(shh..), confusing and furthermore messed up story about three nin-sisters and their adventures and findings in the peaceful village of Konoha. OC's...duh...and some swearing(say it isn't so!) Just read it.