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Troyless

2009-11-19T22:54:42-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Community
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Annie E. & Troy B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,625, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-19-09
Status: Complete

To avoid doing his own work, Jeff challenges Annie to ignore Troy for an entire week. However, it is proving to be not only hard on Annie, but Troy too…

10 Things I Hate About Glee

2009-11-16T07:09:05-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Crossover: 10 Things I Hate About You and Glee
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rachel B.
Chapters: 9, Words: 14,133, Reviews: 25 Updated: 11-16-09 Published: 10-26-09
Status: In-Progress

AU Quinn is the most popular girl at McKinley High. Her sister Rachel is something else entirely. For Finn, it’s a problem. For Puck it’s a challenge. And for Rachel, its about time. Based on the movie.

Skirts

2009-10-29T12:08:30-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Glee
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Rachel B. & Puck
Chapters: 1, Words: 561, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-29-09
Status: Complete

It was only logical to think that Rachel Berry was hot-ish.

Love Good

2009-08-30T19:59:23-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,411, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-30-09 Published: 8-23-09
Status: In-Progress

The many faces of Luna Lovegood and Draco Malfoy. Updated!

The Three Tests of Draco Malfoy

2009-08-18T07:40:57-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,883, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-18-09 Published: 8-17-09
Status: In-Progress

Draco accidentally kills a unicorn and terrible things start happening around Hogwarts and he finds out that he is blame. He then must face three tests to prove that he is worthy and the curse to be lifted.

12 Months in a Year

2009-08-10T07:02:28-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 12, Words: 15,596, Reviews: 36 Updated: 8-10-09 Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

December. Mistletoe. Crap. The End. Draco/Luna.

Useless Woman

2009-07-29T08:23:04-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,139, Reviews: 5 Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

My own sequel to “The Oddee” by Kikushi. What happened after Draco rescued Luna from the freezing water?

Welcome Home, Helga Pataki

2009-07-10T09:32:29-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Hey Arnold
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Arnold & Helga
Chapters: 7, Words: 12,733, Reviews: 21 Updated: 7-10-09 Published: 7-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Updated! Arnold strikes a deal with Phoebe.

Life Liberty and the Pursuit of a Duck

2009-07-03T19:54:41-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Princess Tutu
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ahiru & Fakir
Chapters: 20, Words: 13,785, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-3-09 Published: 10-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Happy Independence Day! 233 years of being free!

Sweat

2009-06-07T21:15:29-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Glee
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Puck & Rachel B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 854, Reviews: 12 Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

Rachel is not staring at Puck during a football practice. She swears.

Your Song

2009-06-06T22:38:53-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Glee
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Puck & Rachel B.
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,668, Reviews: 24 Updated: 6-6-09 Published: 6-2-09
Status: Complete

Rachel, much to Puck’s dismay, forgot what happened the night of Finn’s party and has to figure out what to do to try and stop his like for her. Sequel to Don’t Stop Believing.

Don't Stop Believing

2009-06-01T13:29:32-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Glee
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Puck & Rachel B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,283, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-1-09
Status: Complete

Finn invites Puck to a cookout and Rachel is there. Soon Puck is stuck taking her home. Puck/Rachel

Yawning

2009-03-31T14:30:28-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 821, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

Luna finds something new to stare at. A D/L drabble

Diamonds are Blair's Best Friends

2009-01-19T12:13:55-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Gossip Girl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,228, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

Blair is trapped in an elevator ride with her new stepbrother, Aaron and they are not thrilled.

I Freed Croatia!

2009-01-18T22:42:51-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Leverage
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Eliot S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 510, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

She married someone else." "What did you do?" "I freed Croatia!"

The Hit

2009-01-12T21:23:42-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Crime
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,734, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-12-09 Published: 1-10-09
Status: In-Progress

Draco Malfoy is a professional hitman who doesn't like people telling him what to do, especially the mob.

Buying Books With Luna

2009-01-08T12:06:58-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,861, Reviews: 18 Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

Everyone is in for a big surprise when they see Luna in a bookstore two years after graduation.

Harry Potter and the Book of Fairy Tales

2009-01-08T09:55:11-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Luna L. & Draco M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,262, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-8-09 Published: 1-7-09
Status: In-Progress

Once again, Invader Hog presents twelve beloved fairy tales using the cast of Harry Potter. Four down, eight to go...

It's Too Darn Hot

2008-12-26T21:51:30-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Luna L. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,860, Reviews: 8 Published: 12-26-08
Status: Complete

Draco is forced by the Ministry to have a formal apology with everyone he hurt during the course of the War as a way to get his reputation back and the last person on his list isn’t what he is expecting on a hot summer’s day.

From Afar

2008-12-23T11:49:55-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Scent of a woman
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 579, Reviews: 0 Published: 12-23-08
Status: Complete

COMPLETE Three years after their adventure to New York, Charlie sees Donna from across the street.

Titan Fairy Tales

2008-12-18T08:24:34-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,203, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-18-08 Published: 12-17-08
Status: Complete

Invader Hog presents six beloved fairy tales featuring the Teen Titans. Prepare for the worst. Completed!

The Growth

2008-10-20T10:50:33-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 773, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

Shikamaru is getting really annoyed really fast how much Ino seems to now have a little growth with her all the time.

What Torren Saw

2008-08-24T13:58:57-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: City of Ember
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,032, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-24-08
Status: Complete

Torren sees something he really wasn’t supposed to, considering the fact that he wasn’t even supposed to be where he was when he saw it. Post-POS

Prisoner

2008-07-24T11:07:48-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 988, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-24-08
Status: Complete

She would sleep and think she was home, but when she opened her eyes, she was still a prisoner. D/L

What in the Hell is That?

2008-06-10T20:09:19-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 545, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-10-08
Status: Complete

Don't ask.

Say Hello

2008-06-10T16:42:06-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Temari & Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,179, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-10-08
Status: Complete

AU He stands on the corner, waiting to see her again.

Get Some Shoes

2008-06-08T21:00:13-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 985, Reviews: 22 Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

ONESHOT Draco stumbles upon another one of Slytherin's jokes.

Barefoot Blues

2008-06-07T14:30:53-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Draco M. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 900, Reviews: 17 Published: 6-7-08
Status: Complete

Complete Luna is trying to get her shoes and falls on the Prince of Slytherin himself.

Saving Jinx

2008-04-12T21:45:50-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Cartoon X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,244, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-12-08 Published: 4-10-08
Status: In-Progress

The Heroes are on their way to New York, hoping to find the Vial, Jinx is trying to figure out her situation and Kid Flash makes a discovery...

Jinx Gets Nabbed!

2008-04-09T21:44:23-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Xiaolin Showdown
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Kimiko & Raimundo
Chapters: 10, Words: 16,536, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-9-08 Published: 6-16-07
Status: Complete

Read the last part to be re-routed to the next. "Saving Jinx"... coming soon...

Wild Wild Fire Country

2008-04-09T21:30:16-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Western
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 11, Words: 16,320, Reviews: 42 Updated: 4-9-08 Published: 9-28-07
Status: In-Progress

Finally updated! WOOT!

Ten Things Shinobi Should Never Say the First Date

2008-03-12T12:42:21-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 11, Words: 6,239, Reviews: 25 Updated: 3-12-08 Published: 1-29-07
Status: Complete

The last installment is finished. Shika/Ino. List at the end.

For the Love of All That is Holy

2008-02-25T21:07:27-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 553, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-25-08
Status: Complete

So folks, this is kind of my apology for being MIA for a while, with a mini Naruto story on the side. Read before you grab your pitchforks and attack me.

Greeting

2007-11-21T23:13:50-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: P. Garcia & D. Morgan
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-21-07
Status: Complete

ONESHOT Penelope Garcia knew exactly what it was when she first met Derek Morgan. You know I love you, right?

Genius

2007-11-21T23:08:38-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Criminal Minds
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 446, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-21-07
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT] Reid has always been called a genius but not in the way he would like.

A Kiss For Luck

2007-11-20T22:12:54-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Hana-Kimi
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: S. Nakatsu & Julia
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,328, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-20-07
Status: Complete

ONESHOT Julia goes to visit Rio and everyone after Mizuki has returned to America and brings gifts, even for a certain monkey.

The Piano Lesson

2007-11-12T07:48:49-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Tamaki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 8 Published: 11-12-07
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]What if Haruhi goes to the Host Club when she hears a piano?

Misunderstanding

2007-11-07T18:21:56-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 778, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-7-07
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Shikamaru sees Naruto and Ino hugging and gets the wrong idea...

Solitaire and Speed

2007-11-01T06:42:06-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Daa! Daa! Daa!
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,178, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-1-07
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT] Miyu is playing with cards and Kanata joins her... KXM

Naruto One Half

2007-10-30T14:49:47-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,013, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-30-07 Published: 10-28-07
Status: In-Progress

Taking A Much Needed Commerical Break...

Morning After

2007-10-30T06:38:00-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Temari & Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,521, Reviews: 9 Published: 10-30-07
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT] Temari can’t seem to remember what happened to her the night before, and why she has Shino’s sunglasses and Kankuro’s boxers…

FRIENDS

2007-10-12T07:58:55-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,456, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-12-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU]The One where Naruto moves into Konoha Aprartment Complex and meets interesting new neighbors and roommates.

Twins

2007-09-20T07:06:49-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 4,306, Reviews: 27 Updated: 9-20-07 Published: 5-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Why do they look so much alike? Why did he have to contiue to see her constantly, in person, and in his nightmares...

Milke for My Coffee

2007-09-19T07:52:08-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship
Pairing: Ino Y. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 651, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-19-07
Status: Complete

[COMPLETE] Ino is out of milk for her coffee so goes and bothers Naruto for some. [InoNaruto friendship]

There's Plenty of Temari to Go Around

2007-09-18T22:33:55-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Temari & Shino A.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,800, Reviews: 20 Published: 9-18-07
Status: Complete

[COMPLETE]Ino tells Shikamaru who tells it to Chouji, who is overheard by Naruto, who tells Hinata, who freaks and spills to TenTen and then TenTen tells Neji, who tells Lee, who has a spar with Gaara, who doesn’t care, but tells to Kankuro and Temari tha

Ted Lupin and the Wand of Warlocks

2007-08-09T19:55:48-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,945, Reviews: 17 Updated: 8-9-07 Published: 7-24-07
Status: In-Progress

Ted is going to start attending school and his godfather is the famous Harry Potter, so obviously, he is going to be stared at, not only for his weird hair but his strange sense of justice.

A Potter, A Weasley and A Malfoy

2007-08-09T19:55:31-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Ginny W.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,536, Reviews: 20 Updated: 8-9-07 Published: 8-5-07
Status: In-Progress

Albus has waved goodbye to his family and now must go on his own journey through Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Do You Love Me?

2007-06-23T16:41:48-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Sky High
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 950, Reviews: 7 Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

[AU] Magenta is trying to read her book but her idiot husband just won't let her go without a fight.

Cafe Lurv

2007-01-28T20:47:21-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Shikamaru N. & Temari
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,522, Reviews: 18 Updated: 1-28-07 Published: 1-18-07
Status: In-Progress

[AU]Ino and Sakura own their own café where anything can happen, even for a lazy photographer and a edgy psychiatrist. ShikaTema, NaruHina, SakuLee Present for princessofthesand. Thanks for reading my stories.

Being Hokage is Hard

2007-01-21T21:20:16-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Naruto U.
Chapters: 10, Words: 7,302, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-21-07 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

[COMPLETE]A collection of oneshots about the hard life of the Hokage. Rating T for now, only because there will later possibly be violence.

My Raging Paroxysms

2007-01-18T20:38:22-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,810, Reviews: 1 Published: 1-18-07
Status: Complete

[OneShot] When you walk on the edge, be prepared to fall, but also to save and be saved.

Their Chance Meeting

2007-01-01T12:35:37-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Haruhi F. & Tamaki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,075, Reviews: 6 Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

ONESHOT After many years, Tamaki meets his mother again, but this time he doesn't know who she is. post OHSHC

Letters To Temari

2006-12-27T07:57:53-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Temari & Shino A.
Chapters: 23, Words: 18,398, Reviews: 151 Updated: 12-27-06 Published: 12-12-05
Status: Complete

[COMPLETE]The Hokage Ball and the mystery finally revealed!

Tears of a Clown

2006-12-18T17:15:40-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Humor
Pairing: Naruto U. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,833, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-18-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT] Naruto is depressed but finds a friend he never knew he had. NaruIno Friendship Fic

Loathing the Beast

2006-12-18T09:48:57-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Pairing: Naruto U. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,015, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-18-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Ino and Naruto's relationship in their early childhood. NaruIno Friendship Fic.

More than a Little Annoyed

2006-12-17T05:08:53-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 814, Reviews: 4 Published: 12-17-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT] Ino is mad at Shikamaru becuase of something he said so Chouji takes them out to lunch, hurting them more than helping them, probably.

Simple Salute

2006-11-30T15:06:04-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 488, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-30-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Shikamaru suddenly realizes he can’t focus when Ino is in the room.

Music Makes the World Go Round

2006-08-18T19:39:07-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shino A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 905, Reviews: 9 Published: 8-18-06
Status: Complete

[AU ONESHOT] Shino is listening to loud some music when Ino comes by to cheer him up.

I Don't Want to be Hokage!

2006-08-13T14:24:19-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 746, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-13-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Ino and Shikamaru’s first encounter without their parents at the age of six.

Morning Stretches

2006-08-10T13:55:10-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Neville L. & Luna L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 744, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Luna likes to get up especially early to stretch to the sunrise, but little did she know she wasn’t the only one.

I Just Knew

2006-08-10T13:50:19-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Kill Bill
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-10-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Dr. Lawrence Bell comes home to find his daughter sitting on the couch and his wife dead on the floor in his kitchen.

The Luminescent

2006-08-04T17:17:55-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Pairing: Miroku & Sango
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,371, Reviews: 13 Published: 8-4-06
Status: In-Progress

Ten years ago, she was captured by pirates and had to pretend to be a boy, now she’s the captain of an all female crew, that just picked up four strange new male members…

Trapped

2006-06-17T18:40:51-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Pairing: Jinx & Kid Flash
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,288, Reviews: 22 Updated: 6-17-06 Published: 6-12-06
Status: Complete

[FLASHJINX]When the Teen Titans are captured as proof of a bad guy’s love to Jinx, will she accept his offer of wealth, a home, friendship and love?

I'm Just A Kid

2006-06-15T19:28:30-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,486, Reviews: 2 Published: 6-15-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT SONGFIC]Angel’s look on life.

Crushed

2006-06-13T14:20:07-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Teen Titans
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: SeeMore & Jinx
Chapters: 1, Words: 368, Reviews: 3 Published: 6-13-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]SeeMore thinks about how much he had loved her, and she still went with someone else…

Swords Four Hire

2006-06-11T12:10:24-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 14,398, Reviews: 25 Updated: 6-11-06 Published: 4-6-06
Status: Complete

Abandoned, sorry.

The Wake Up Call

2006-06-01T22:18:56-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 755, Reviews: 10 Published: 6-1-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT INOSHIKA]Do you ever feel like not wanting to get out of bed sometimes? Shikamaru does, and someone troublesome won’t leave him alone.

The Best Man and The MaidofHonor

2006-05-30T09:15:15-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Hermione G. & Ron W.
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,156, Reviews: 13 Updated: 5-30-06 Published: 12-28-05
Status: Complete

Abandoned, sorry. I haven't updated in two years, and I don't think I will.

Girl Next Door

2006-05-03T14:47:15-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Sakura H. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,193, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-3-06
Status: Complete

[AU ONESHOT SONFIC] Sakura is just the Girl Next Door.

My World

2006-04-09T14:45:33-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,792, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-9-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT SONGFIC] Shika is thinking of Ino, like he always has.

Just Like Yesterday

2006-04-02T11:17:01-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,362, Reviews: 5 Published: 4-2-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]He never knew how much they cared. An Usopp fic.

I'd Give You The World!

2006-03-28T20:52:29-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 929, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-28-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT] “Luffy?” she asked quietly, “Hypothetically, what would you do if you said I loved you?”

Two Worlds Made Into One

2006-03-09T18:39:29-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Bartimaeus Trilogy
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,550, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-9-06 Published: 3-8-06
Status: Complete

[NATKAT]Two different people, many different people contained within two bodies. So who are the real Nathaniel and Kitty?

Love of A Liar

2006-01-29T16:18:17-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,822, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-29-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]She walked the beaches in wait of him.

Wrong Groom

2006-01-20T21:37:20-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,517, Reviews: 17 Published: 1-20-06
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]She stopped in the middle of the aisle and smiled to her father. “Sorry Daddy, I can’t marry him…”

Of Flowers And Love

2005-12-18T10:11:46-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 7, Words: 8,243, Reviews: 20 Updated: 12-18-05 Published: 11-3-05
Status: Complete

I am officially letting this story end here, I just do not have the motivation to finish it, since I have about ten others still unfinished, but if you still want me to finish, write a review letting me know.

Probably

2005-11-08T18:04:22-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 548, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-8-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]He could never tell, if that sunset was going to be his last, which made it twice as beautiful. A Shikamaru fic.

All Alone

2005-10-08T12:27:17-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Pairing: Chouji A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 698, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-8-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]What Chouji thought at his death and what he might have seen before his final moments. Another reflection kind of piece.

Death is Only the Beginning

2005-10-02T11:16:20-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Pairing: Haku
Chapters: 1, Words: 340, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-2-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Haku is dying, so what does he think in his final moments?

Her Laughter

2005-10-01T20:27:43-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 737, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-1-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Just a thought he had been having for a while.

Order Up

2005-08-11T16:49:13-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 14,721, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-11-05 Published: 8-7-05
Status: Complete

[AU] Naruto Uzumaki is a rich slacker who owns the biggest and finest restaurant in New York, the Kingyo Koushou and when eleven men dressed in black suits show up, his six waitresses have the time of their lives…

Ice Skating

2005-08-09T09:11:41-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 803, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-9-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Naruto goes out one winter’s night to enjoy an odd pastime with someone special.

Desert Rain

2005-08-08T15:39:08-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 928, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-8-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Sasuke seeks peace in the rain but an idiot is busy looking for something. Not exactly what you might be expecting.

Babysitting A Pshyco

2005-08-01T19:08:02-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,393, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-1-05
Status: Complete

[AU]Gaara, Temari and Kankuro are left with a strange babysitter who seems to be very odd and often finds herself lost in her thoughts. Who is she?

Harry Potter and the Socerer's Song

2005-08-01T18:14:49-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 20, Words: 20,931, Reviews: 10 Published: 8-1-05
Status: Complete

[COMPLETE]Harry Potter the Musical.

Pictures Worth A Thousand Kisses

2005-07-31T18:03:58-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,306, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-31-05
Status: Complete

[TWOSHOT]Ino is making a scrapbook and starts to think about her life and love.

Beautiful Rainbow

2005-07-28T17:49:48-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ino Y. & Shikamaru N.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,344, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-28-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]Ino has finally finished her mission and heads home in the pouring rain to run into someone at the gates that she never expected.

Stop Laughing At Me

2005-06-13T19:34:26-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: One Piece
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-13-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]During a grueling battle against some pirates, someone on the Straw Hats is thinking about why people stare at him the way they do…

Just A Shadow

2005-06-13T16:21:00-08:00

Author: Invader Hog
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Angst
Pairing: Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 252, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-13-05
Status: Complete

[ONESHOT]I am just a shadow, no one sees me. This was written for a character no one ever seems to write enough for.