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filth

2009-07-01T10:08:55-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Bleach
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Pairing: Aizen S. & Inoue O.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,390, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

oneshot. aizen decides to take matters into his own hands. aizen/orihime. non-con. for chibilaryla.

flashback

2009-01-24T12:22:19-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Tales of the Abyss
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Jade & Dist
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,192, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

oneshot. Jade tells Guy a little about himself. jadedist.

sick

2008-11-27T18:00:43-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Marluxia & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-27-08
Status: Complete

oneshot. Marluxia is jealous and isn't afraid to admit it. marluxiaroxas.

story

2008-11-27T17:50:24-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,078, Reviews: 1 Published: 11-27-08
Status: Complete

oneshot. memoirs of the broken. akuroku.

honestly

2008-11-16T14:50:47-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Phoenix W./Nick & Miles E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 482, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-16-08
Status: Complete

oneshot. Edgeworth is blunt. narumitsu.

wham, bam, thank you, ma'am

2008-10-11T15:29:41-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Greed
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,082, Reviews: 43 Updated: 10-11-08 Published: 9-14-06
Status: In-Progress

[crack] And alas, Greed is left with three little problems.

obligation

2008-04-01T16:04:34-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Honey/Mitsukuni H. & Mori/Takashi M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 649, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

Hunny remembers when he was happy. MoriHunny.

query

2008-01-19T21:05:51-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,326, Reviews: 2 Published: 1-19-08
Status: Complete

Al has a question. RoyEd. For Rikku-Crowley.

get some

2008-01-17T17:05:29-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Death Note
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Mello & Matt
Chapters: 1, Words: 756, Reviews: 10 Published: 1-17-08
Status: Complete

oneshot. Mello and Matt try to get laid.

access denied

2007-11-03T16:50:00-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Ouran High School Host Club
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Kyōya O. & Tamaki S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,052, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-3-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Kyouya takes it and he breaks it. [kyouyatamaki]

giftgiving goodness

2007-09-25T15:39:43-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Konan & Pein
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 9 Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Konan surprises Pein.

visitor

2007-09-08T18:52:51-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Twilight
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 272, Reviews: 22 Published: 9-8-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Bella's womanhood gets the best of her.

tradition

2007-09-03T15:25:25-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sokka & Toph
Chapters: 1, Words: 965, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Sokka agrees to be Toph's Valentine. [sokkatoph fluff]

hughes clues

2007-05-31T10:14:23-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Maes H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,447, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-31-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Maes makes some friends. [spoilers]

inhale

2007-04-04T09:40:57-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Axel & Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 673, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-4-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Exhale. [axelroxas]

dot dot dot

2007-02-17T16:40:43-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,029, Reviews: 15 Published: 2-17-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] [for k o u s e n] Roy and Ed educate Al. [challenge fic]

concentration camp

2007-02-06T09:49:54-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Russell T. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 474, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-6-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] [au] We're all misfits here. [russelled]

remote control

2007-02-06T09:47:19-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Riku & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 7 Published: 2-6-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Just change the channel already. [rikusora]

the mary sue alchemist

2007-01-19T08:48:55-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 9 Published: 1-19-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] They're a force to be reckoned with!

king of the kin

2006-12-12T11:06:19-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hoenheim
Chapters: 1, Words: 967, Reviews: 6 Published: 12-12-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Hoenheim has some Daddy issues.

drift

2006-10-27T13:39:44-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Axel & Sora
Chapters: 1, Words: 163, Reviews: 8 Published: 10-27-06
Status: Complete

[oneshot] Going, going, gone.

Some Things are Better Left Unsaid

2006-08-31T10:27:19-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alphonse E. & Edward E.
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,113, Reviews: 18 Updated: 8-31-06 Published: 6-13-06
Status: Complete

[crack] Al was always a little weird.

i hate my job

2006-08-09T17:07:20-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Kisame H. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,199, Reviews: 22 Published: 8-9-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Kisame reminisces. [slight manga spoilers]

Jealous Rage

2006-06-28T06:43:03-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Shuichi S. & Tatsuha U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 446, Reviews: 8 Published: 6-28-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Tatsuha doesn't really take things well. [spoilers for track 61] Rated M for language and suggestive themes.

The Best Years of our Lives, right?

2006-06-19T13:13:52-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Axel
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,604, Reviews: 8 Updated: 6-19-06 Published: 5-26-06
Status: In-Progress

[AU] College is supposed to be COOL...

Hanging On

2006-06-03T19:26:39-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Russell T. & Fletcher T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 459, Reviews: 4 Published: 6-3-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] In order to play the part...you have to BE the character. [Based on the Russell and Fletcher episodes]

Aggressive

2006-05-25T10:31:01-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Envy & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 700, Reviews: 6 Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Edward should know a thing or two about broken promises. [Envy x Ed]

Tonsurphobia

2006-05-15T09:39:40-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Envy & Lust
Chapters: 1, Words: 857, Reviews: 18 Published: 5-15-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Envy needs a trim.

Rumors

2006-05-03T09:18:55-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 715, Reviews: 17 Published: 5-3-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Roy decides to nip it in the bud.

Leave it to Axel

2006-04-24T13:00:08-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 266, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-24-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Axel has some big boy problems.

Gift

2006-04-18T11:07:56-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Pairing: Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 242, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-18-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Roxas says goodbye for good. [Axel x Roxas fluff]

The X Factor

2006-04-14T09:36:12-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Larxene
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 13 Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] A much younger, naive Larxene learns it's all in the name...and that the Organization XIII fears feminine products.

Where is the LOVE?

2006-03-24T16:21:49-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 17 Published: 3-24-06
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Alphonse writes a letter to all his fans and needs some serious love. Warnings include a desperate Al and slight Ed bashing.

No, I do NOT have a vagina

2005-09-09T20:27:39-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Envy
Chapters: 1, Words: 440, Reviews: 47 Published: 9-9-05
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] Envy writes a letter to all his fans, clearing a few things up. Strong language and spoilers.

Dress as a Homunculi Day

2005-09-04T23:20:37-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 728, Reviews: 14 Published: 9-4-05
Status: Complete

[Oneshot] It's Dress as a Homunculi Day in the military. And guess who Roy wants to be?

Ever Wonder

2005-09-02T23:52:59-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,810, Reviews: 19 Updated: 9-2-05 Published: 7-23-05
Status: In-Progress

[25 chapters] Ever wonder why Ryuichi carries Kumagoro around? How Mika feels about her two gay brothers? How Ayaka became such a beeotch? A collection of short stories explaining every question Gravitation fans have asked themselves. DISCONTINUED.

Frolicking Chibis

2005-07-26T09:32:11-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Hiei & Kurama M.
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,175, Reviews: 20 Updated: 7-26-05 Published: 5-20-05
Status: In-Progress

Le gasp! The cast has turned into adorable little critters we like to call chibis. And it's Kurama and Hiei's job to take care of them until Koenma can turn them back! Take a look at Botan's sexual desires and Kuwabara's hidden intelligence. DISCONTINUED.

The Homunculi Song!

2005-07-22T19:32:52-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-22-05
Status: Complete

A catchy tune about six of the seven deadly sins. Rated M for language.

Diary of a Mad Asian Man

2005-07-17T19:47:38-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Gundam Seed
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Athrun Z. & Kira Y.
Chapters: 1, Words: 789, Reviews: 17 Updated: 7-17-05 Published: 6-14-05
Status: Complete

[crack Oneshot] Athrun. A really interesting character, who happens to have an old fashioned diary with a key and lock and everything. And so it's PINK. Doesn't mean this bishounen is the closest thing to boring.

Jerry, na no da!

2005-06-03T14:42:27-08:00

Author: La Salle De Bain
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Shuichi S. & Ayaka U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,126, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-3-05
Status: Complete

[One-shot] Shuichi, Ayaka, and Yuki go on Jerry Springer in order to set things straight in this twisted love triangle. Point-of-view of random audience member.