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CheezHamBurgers

2008-01-08T17:23:54-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Kiba I. & Kankuro
Chapters: 2, Words: 431, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-8-08, Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

Kiba, Kankuro, and Shino have crazy mad adventures involving... Cheezhamburgers. Yum. Please R&R.

Tobi's Puppy

2008-01-08T17:11:07-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Tobi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,212, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-8-08, Published: 1-8-08
Status: Complete

Tobi is sent off on an errand and finds a new best friend! Chaos and hilarity ensues. Please R&R!

Harry Potter and the Many Stupid Short Stories

2007-10-22T16:19:41-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 24, Words: 10,137, Reviews: 160 Updated: 10-22-07, Published: 9-23-05
Status: In-Progress

New chapter! The Mandatory Dumbledore is Gay fic! All rejoice! Please R&R!

Nose Picking

2007-09-13T19:03:52-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Michelangelo & Raphael
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-13-07, Published: 9-13-07
Status: Complete

A Mikey and Raph moment. Haha, boogers. Please R&R.

Sweet Nightmares

2007-06-23T08:19:18-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 768, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-23-07, Published: 6-23-07
Status: Complete

Um... Toad has naughty dreams about Wanda, Chaos ensues. May or may not burn your eyes out. Weird attempt at being funny. REVIEW, or I'll lay eggs in your stomach. I MEAN IT.

Marauders: A Whole New Level of Stupidity

2007-06-10T03:23:47-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-10-07, Published: 6-10-07
Status: In-Progress

A bit of randomness from yours truly. This one features the Marauders.

Mondo Drabble No1

2007-06-09T22:22:46-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-9-07, Published: 6-9-07
Status: In-Progress

A very silly story I wrote based on a conversation I had while probably high on sugar. Features Donnie, Mikey, and special guest star Mondo Gecko.

Return of the Mondo

2007-03-17T14:25:51-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: Ninja Turtles
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 809, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-17-07, Published: 3-17-07
Status: In-Progress

Remember Mondo the Gecko? Of course you do. And he's back! Just a oneshot, but I may do more if you guys would like me to. Rated K plus just to be safe, I suck at rating my own work. Please R&R.

Tales from the Asylum

2007-03-10T20:22:27-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: X-Men
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,736, Reviews: 14 Updated: 3-10-07, Published: 8-22-06
Status: In-Progress

A collection of mostly Toadbased oneshots. Always meaning to add more sometime. Please R&R.

Artemis Fowl: The Idiotic Short Stories

2006-08-07T02:07:17-08:00

Author: xMetallicBooger
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 13, Words: 8,414, Reviews: 73 Updated: 8-7-06, Published: 10-10-05
Status: In-Progress

Chapter 13 is now up! Artemis goes to the Carnival. Inspired by a true story. Sort of. Part 2 coming soon. R&R, Please.