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The Tortallan Delegation's Visit to Hamrkeng

2008-09-02T13:19:07-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,761, Reviews: 8 Updated: 9-2-08, Published: 8-31-08
Status: In-Progress

Lord Wyldon, Squire Owen, Buri and Kel visit Scanra as part of the peace talks and attempt to make sense of the local culture. Written for the Neglected Country Challenge at team-fen on livejournal.

Ten is One Hundred in Queen Years

2008-08-31T20:14:22-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 531, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-31-08, Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

Dove in a bad moment. It's Dove/Ferdy. Rated for angst.

Cloud Puff the Kudarung

2008-08-31T20:08:41-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-31-08, Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

My Little Pony crack!fic. Rated G for Goofy.

Nond's Child

2008-04-05T19:22:07-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,988, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-5-08, Published: 4-5-08
Status: Complete

Before there were no Nond sons, there were two.

Seven Virtues

2008-04-05T18:20:07-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,363, Reviews: 22 Updated: 4-5-08, Published: 4-5-08
Status: Complete

Seven drabbles, seven virtues, seven characters and a lot of 'What If's.' Written for a prompt by tammy-drabbles on livejournal.

The Beekeeper Drabbles

2008-02-11T21:06:35-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,534, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-11-08, Published: 2-11-08
Status: Complete

Four drabbles named after songs from Tori Amos' 'The Beekeeper,' for a prompt by tammy-drabbles on livejournal: The Power of Orange Knickers, Sleeps With Butterflies, Sweet the Sting, Cars and Guitars. Warning for adult relationships and sexual themes.

free fall

2007-12-21T19:40:27-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,721, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-21-07, Published: 12-21-07
Status: Complete

It's time for Roger of Conte to take his Ordeal of Knighthood. There's just one small problem: Roger has plans of his own, and he doesn't believe in playing by the rules. Warning for some swearing.

Crepes Corus

2007-12-16T14:12:42-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,916, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-16-07, Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

Prince Liam brings home his new friends after a year away at the Tusaine court. Thayet is not amused. Crossover with Alias and Kitchen Confidential. Warning for pure crack.

Road Games

2007-08-13T23:37:55-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 628, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-13-07, Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

Alanna tries to keep things interesting on the journey through Sarain. Flirting and embarassment follow. Set during SOTL.

Things invisible to see

2007-08-13T23:06:42-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,241, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-13-07, Published: 5-2-06
Status: In-Progress

This is Liam!fic and Shang!fic set during SOTL. Chapter 2 now up: Liam and Alanna from hook up to break up, all from Liam's point of view. Warning for some swearing.

What Not To Wear

2007-08-13T19:43:56-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Blood Ties
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-13-07, Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

How does Henry Fitzroy choose his dinner? Written for the 'I Spy' drabble challenge at team-fen on livejournal. 121 words.

Prague, 1935

2007-07-17T19:45:38-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Blood Ties
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,699, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-17-07, Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

Three vampires walk into a bar. Ouch. Spike and Dru and Henry Fitzroy meet in Prague. A Tanya Huff and Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover. Warning for some swearing.

Leading Man

2007-04-17T01:27:30-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,005, Reviews: 11 Updated: 4-17-07, Published: 4-17-07
Status: Complete

Jon thinks he's a movie star. No, not really. It’s turning out to be another one of those days where it’s really, really good to be him.

Five Little Indians

2005-12-04T23:57:05-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Cowboy Bebop
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,862, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-4-05, Published: 12-4-05
Status: Complete

Oneshot Cowboy Bebop, postseries, immediately after last episode. Because procrastination can be sweet. And because I could never write Champloo.

Cousins

2005-12-03T15:59:07-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 503, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-3-05, Published: 12-3-05
Status: Complete

One-shot Roger!Delia. A short prelude to Gavin-Gunhold's epic of love, lust, unrepentant villains, priggish royalty, depressed painters, revenge, alcohol, and great art. Go and beg her to finish it.

Crabapple

2005-09-09T17:01:53-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 859, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-9-05, Published: 9-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Hmmmm.... I guess I like being mysterious. It's another of those spot the character fics where I don't actually name anyone. And needless to say, it's about a Tortallan villain: do I write any other kind of fic? At least it's a new character for me.

Six Things That Never Happened to Joren of Stone M

2005-06-29T22:57:22-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,288, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-29-05, Published: 6-29-05
Status: In-Progress

Birthday fic for Sally. My answer to all those wildly implausible KelJoren fics. Warning for a hint of slash: Don't like it, Don't read it.

Princess Bride

2005-06-01T12:59:04-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,116, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-1-05, Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

A psychological portrait, a story about fairytales, and a Tortall fic all in one.

A Thin Dangerous Line

2005-06-01T12:33:47-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,811, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-1-05, Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

All about Alexander of Tirragon.

Our Smiling Friend

2005-06-01T11:58:37-08:00

Author: sarcastic rabbit
Category: Tamora Pierce
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,283, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-1-05, Published: 6-1-05
Status: In-Progress

Spend an evening with Duke Roger of Conte. Also known as the 'Why-Jon-is-such-a-prick-fic.' My first and worst.