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Attack of the Crack Monkeys

2006-07-11T17:47:19-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Edward E. & Riza H.
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,333, Reviews: 49 Updated: 7-11-06 Published: 8-26-05
Status: In-Progress

The crack monkeys have attacked! Yeah, it's a bunch of crack I wrote on a suger high! WOOOOO! Rated for some really, really STRANGE things.

Until I Deserve Her

2006-07-07T09:29:32-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Edward E. & Winry R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-7-06
Status: Complete

Ed thinks about Winry. [EdWin] [Microdrabble]

Iyashite Agetai

2006-04-21T20:40:22-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Miroku & Sango
Chapters: 1, Words: 872, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-21-06
Status: In-Progress

[MirokuSango][Maybe InuYashaKagome later] Sango is taken hostage by a cockroach demon working for Naraku. Will Miroku's true feelings for her be revealed? [I'm on crack]

Gloomy Sunday

2006-02-18T19:15:05-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Riza H. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 709, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-18-06
Status: Complete

An angsty Royai Suicidefic and songfic to Gloomy Sunday.

FullMetal Yasha

2006-02-13T17:33:19-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,774, Reviews: 77 Updated: 2-13-06 Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

The name says it all. Some characters from FMA end up in Feudal Japan with the cast of InuYasha. Rated for language and insanity. FEAR THE DOUBLE HUMOR MADNESS!

Falman Is Boring: The Musical

2006-02-13T16:34:37-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Farman V. & Roy M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 782, Reviews: 26 Updated: 2-13-06 Published: 8-19-05
Status: In-Progress

Falman is boring. So what will we do to make him not boring? And why won't Hughes shut up?

Puppy Love

2006-02-09T18:56:56-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Roy M. & Riza H.
Chapters: 7, Words: 3,736, Reviews: 42 Updated: 2-9-06 Published: 8-23-05
Status: In-Progress

Den is dead, and Ed has given Winry a new dog. So what happens when Mustang and Hawkeye come to visit...and bring Black Hayate? Postseries, RoyAi, EdWin, Black HayatexOC. Don't like, don't click. T to give me room to breathe. And yeah...dog pairing.

The Envy Horror Picture Show

2005-12-28T10:23:11-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Pairing: Envy & Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 928, Reviews: 10 Published: 12-28-05
Status: In-Progress

[AU]Ed and Al are walking along a road when Al hurts his leg. They go to a house for a bandage to find none other than Roy and Riza, and a mysterious host. [amnesiactype RoyAi][crack]

A Comrade's Love

2005-12-26T18:23:13-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Angst
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,631, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-26-05 Published: 10-24-05
Status: In-Progress

[BroshRoss][Mangaverse][UberSpoilerful] He didn't save her, he couldn't have, but it hurt so bad... [CHAPTER 3 IS UP!]

So Much More

2005-11-08T14:19:54-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: From Eroica With Love
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-8-05
Status: In-Progress

Klaus watches Dorian paint. DorianKlaus

Daddy Wasn't There

2005-11-02T20:45:45-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Pairing: Edward E. & Hoenheim
Chapters: 1, Words: 582, Reviews: 16 Published: 11-2-05
Status: In-Progress

Ed and Al's early childhood, from birth to their mother's death. The obscure past that nobody really knows about...Revealed.

You're a Soldier

2005-10-15T09:33:49-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Riza H. & Roy M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 889, Reviews: 11 Published: 10-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Angsty, MovieSpoilerish songfic for Bryan Adams' 'Sound the Bugle'. Royai. You might want to bring a kleenex.

Obsession

2005-10-13T20:42:01-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Pairing: Maes H. & Roy M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,081, Reviews: 13 Updated: 10-13-05 Published: 10-12-05
Status: In-Progress

[RoyAi in later chapters] Roy made a huge mistake. Now he's paying for it, already with his arm...maybe with his life.

Lieutenant and Colonel

2005-10-10T20:42:39-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Riza H. & Roy M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,035, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-10-05 Published: 10-8-05
Status: In-Progress

A bunch of drabbles for the RoyAi 100. Yeah, you knew I'd do it. You knew.

Real Alchemists Of Genius

2005-10-08T12:55:57-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Roy M. & Edward E.
Chapters: 4, Words: 532, Reviews: 30 Updated: 10-8-05 Published: 9-5-05
Status: In-Progress

Parodies of Budwiesers 'Real Men Of Genius' commercials. Rated for mild language.

Until the Sun Goes Down: The Riza Hawkeye Story

2005-10-03T08:52:21-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Riza H.
Chapters: 2, Words: 672, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-3-05 Published: 9-22-05
Status: In-Progress

We don't have enough background on Riza Hawkeye. So this is her story, from my point of view. RoyAi in later chapters. Rating will go up.

Blood Fetish

2005-09-22T19:46:24-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Pairing: Roy M. & Riza H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 505, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Roy was being sent to Central, Riza was being left behind. They didn't think they would be seperated forever. But does true love ever die, and does immortality ever really last? RoyAi. Rating may go up.

Equivalent Exchange

2005-08-26T13:54:13-08:00

Author: The Mr. Clean Alchemist
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Just a short little poem I wrote in english class. No RoyAi, for once. Holy crap. It's from Eds point of view.