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OH EM GEE! 100 Ways to Kill a MarySue!

2007-08-20T20:08:13-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,604, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-20-07 Published: 8-19-07
Status: In-Progress

If you love Mary Sue bashing, this is the story for you! Anime, Manga, Movie characters, no one shall be spared, but all shall be well as I present one hundred hilarious ways to kill off the Dread Sue! Rated high for language, and Evil Sue Energy

Kingdom Idiots!

2007-08-20T20:05:34-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 14, Words: 32,772, Reviews: 110 Updated: 8-20-07 Published: 1-18-07
Status: In-Progress

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Welcome To The Family!

2007-08-13T03:17:39-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,515, Reviews: 48 Updated: 8-13-07 Published: 3-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Reno & Jayden have just announced their wedding plans, & the SHM are less than thrilled. In fact, they're prepared to do everything in their power to stop this wedding from ever happening! Sequel to 'A Fangirl's Dream Come True,,,YEAH RIGHT'

A Fangirl's Dream Come True:::YEAH RIGHT!

2007-03-05T10:46:44-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 43, Words: 120,707, Reviews: 358 Updated: 3-5-07 Published: 12-3-06
Status: Complete

Jayden Schwartz is a closet gamer and wants to keep it that way. But what happens when the CG characters she worships appear in her world? Love, right? WRONG! Think regular interrogating, run ins with the cops, a nosy family and you'll be more on target.

All Systems Down

2007-01-27T12:50:03-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,956, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-27-07 Published: 6-15-06
Status: In-Progress

A Sadistic Japanese Exchange Student. An Ed Obsessed Fangirl. A New Gateway Opened. And The brother's Elric exprience their own personal hell! A colab fic between HeartofDragon and Shinigami Goumon!

Childhood Dayz

2006-12-04T15:00:03-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Touya
Chapters: 12, Words: 25,298, Reviews: 30 Updated: 12-4-06 Published: 10-15-06
Status: In-Progress

Shishiwakamaru REALLY did it this time. Touya told him to stop effing around with the Idunn Box, but no! He just HAD to test out the improvements Suzuki made to it. Now Touya's Stranded, and Shishi's left him to fend for himself! Touya's POV

Trouble Times Five

2006-11-17T00:04:21-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 53, Words: 124,968, Reviews: 291 Updated: 11-17-06 Published: 6-11-06
Status: Complete

The Gundam Pilots are on assignment to protect five sisters from an unseen enemy. They're thinking kindergarten and preschool. What they get is five, hormonal, teenaged quints, who want them there as much as pimple on prom night. Rating may go up

I STILL Hate You: Need I Say More?

2006-11-07T09:10:15-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 26,271, Reviews: 66 Updated: 11-7-06 Published: 4-26-06
Status: Complete

Yes, it's back. The remote of evil. With one minor compliction. Suo spilled coffee all over the schematics! It's erratic landings, compromising situations, and enough drinking to make and Irish sailor turn his head in shame! All in this sequel to a sequel

Know Your Stars: FREE FOR ALL!

2006-09-12T22:09:32-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 22, Words: 39,583, Reviews: 92 Updated: 9-12-06 Published: 2-24-06
Status: In-Progress

If it's an Anime or Manga chara, Shinigami Goumon will bash the crap out out of it!NO CHARA IS SAFE! Nuff said!

I STILL Hate Everything About You!

2006-04-25T17:30:28-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Duo M. & Wufei C.
Chapters: 21, Words: 32,712, Reviews: 84 Updated: 4-25-06 Published: 3-27-06
Status: Complete

Sequel to 'I Hate Everything About You, But WE Just LOVE YOU' The evil remote has been repaired and this time, our favorite animanga hater and her friends have launched themselves into Gundam Wing! Will the Gboys Have anymore success than the Narutachi?

I Hate Everything About You, But WE Just LOVE YOU!

2006-03-27T16:15:52-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 26, Words: 37,584, Reviews: 113 Updated: 3-27-06 Published: 2-16-06
Status: Complete

Could you imagine being friends and staying friends with someone who hated something you loved? Well Otaku's Sora and Hinode have managed! Their best friend, Akane, hates anime AND manga! But when an accident sends them spiraling into Naruto...

HELLOOOO GRANDPA!

2006-03-17T06:45:01-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Naruto U. & Kakashi H.
Chapters: 37, Words: 65,007, Reviews: 128 Updated: 3-17-06 Published: 12-3-05
Status: Complete

Hotaru and Hajime haven't led the easiest of lives. Orphaned young, constant fighting with their teachers and peers...all they have is each other...and a secret known only by one another that, thru no fault of their own, sends them hurtling into the past!

Dangerous Ground

2005-11-29T16:19:29-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Yu Yu Hakusho
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 52, Words: 88,288, Reviews: 254 Updated: 11-29-05 Published: 8-12-05
Status: Complete

She's the girl no one sees. The one who blends into the wall. The one who's self worth's been reduced to dust and has more scars on her soul than can be counted. Pairings are secret. Rated high for later content.:COMPLETE!:

Catatonic

2005-10-16T02:40:36-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Gravitation
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Shuichi S. & Ryuichi S.
Chapters: 8, Words: 14,788, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-16-05 Published: 9-15-05
Status: Complete

Graveyards are among the most silent, despondent places on Earth. So when Shuichi finds his 18 yr. old cousin sitting on a grave, impassive to all outside stimuli, all he can do is guess about the events regarding her advent there.DISCONTINUED.

COLORFUL!

2005-09-22T22:34:57-08:00

Author: Hisa-Me Kurai
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Humor
Pairing: Bankotsu
Chapters: 20, Words: 29,383, Reviews: 39 Updated: 9-22-05 Published: 7-29-05
Status: Complete

TORTURE! Torture, Torture and MORE TORTURE! is what Nakamura Ayane LIVES FOR! So when she comes across the resurrected Shichinintai, it's like Christmas has come early! RANDOMNESS FROM MARS! SUPER BASHING! Giant mallets, blackmail, drugs, alcohol and more