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Dumbledore is DEAD

2005-08-11T00:04:26-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 823, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-11-05
Status: In-Progress

HPB spoilers! Yes, to some extent. Offthewall ought to be its own category. Fave of mine.Harry is now down all father figures [including his father] except Remus Lupin, if a werewolf counts. Absurdity taken seriously may cause grave side effects.

Scars That Don't Show

2005-08-09T17:10:26-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Drama
Pairing: Neville L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 695, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-9-05
Status: Complete

PostGoF, Oneshot conversation: Harry encounters Neville in the dorm after the climax and Neville's runin with Bellatrix and the Cruciatus Curse. Some scars don't stick out like lightningbolts.

The Wizard's Duel?

2004-08-02T12:49:27-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,833, Reviews: 34 Updated: 8-2-04 Published: 8-1-00
Status: In-Progress

HP gets a letter from a certain dark wizard which starts a series of extremely humorous - if strange - events. (Who can tell the whims of inspiration. Things can be chaotic in house with HP freaks dwelling; thankfully, they're gone now.)

Aquiesced to Madness

2004-07-19T13:23:04-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Spider-Man
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 604, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-19-04
Status: In-Progress

Vignette concerning Norman Osborn's descent into madness. Insanity is a frightening force; ambition is a powerful drive. Power perhaps, corrupts...power as an end in itself is insanity.

Not Beyond Healing

2004-02-12T15:31:39-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,132, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-12-04
Status: In-Progress

Between Orodruin's hoplessness at the end of the Quest, and waking in Ithilien. Sam woke and thought all a dream. But he had not the burden of Frodo. Was the Ring too great a trial to allow healing?

Children's Whims

2003-08-14T18:38:06-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Sherlock Holmes
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/General
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,841, Reviews: 39 Updated: 8-14-03 Published: 7-22-03
Status: In-Progress

chapter 6 A case during Holmes' career. In need of streamlining, but not much could be lost in adding another few pages, chapter-wise. Perhaps someday, it will be finished. Soon as Doc.manager is back online

Unbroken

2003-05-29T18:30:33-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,312, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-29-03
Status: In-Progress

What happens to faith, or hope, when darkness seems to obscure everything? Bitterness easily overcomes all else when suffering seems to prevail... (Note:Do you know I hate genres? Bloody confusing...)

It's Saying A Lot Too Much

2003-05-18T13:03:19-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Lord of the Rings
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,151, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-18-03
Status: In-Progress

It's been some years since Frodo departed to the Grey Havens. Sam sits up with the Red Book, thinking...still torn in some way over Frodo's absence. This is not Movie-verse, nor is it slash, thank you.

Abandoned Sanctuary

2003-05-15T17:50:49-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 870, Reviews: 21 Published: 5-15-03
Status: In-Progress

Where does one go, seeking safety, peace? Set before Storm and Jean come to see Kurt Wagner; X2.

Paper Lanterns' Light

2003-05-14T13:40:22-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Spirited Away
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,091, Reviews: 7 Published: 5-14-03
Status: In-Progress

Something set perhaps a few days - or even just a day before Chihiro arrives. Haku with a few moments peace to think and wonder? I can't think of a more precise summarization (such irritating things) -

Catastrophic or Claustrophobic?

2003-05-11T14:41:57-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,133, Reviews: 27 Updated: 5-11-03 Published: 3-8-01
Status: In-Progress

This is very odd but certainly humorous. HP is having a wonderful day... (Unfinished. Something of a spoof of my perception of HP, and a strange plot-bunny.)

Ave Maria

2003-05-11T14:03:54-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: X-Men: The Movie
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 591, Reviews: 23 Published: 5-11-03
Status: In-Progress

Very brief 'moment' it might be called, with other characters during Jean and Logan's talk in X2 (Nightcrawler...) - I won't say anymore in case of spoiling the movie.

TOM

2001-08-30T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,622, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-30-01 Published: 8-26-01
Status: In-Progress

*Fourth Chapter Added: 8/30/01*Harry and his gang are now graduated and the Dark Lord has again become a myth and a familiarity among curse words. But what has happened to Hogwarts reputable staff? What has changed for the students? Let's see...

Draco andDeadness?

2000-08-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 366, Reviews: 40 Published: 8-12-00
Status: In-Progress

This is, uhh, weird. BEWARE. (Written nearly 4 years ago, with the dubious influence of ennui and absurdity to drive it.)

Voldemort and........?

2000-07-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 758, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-23-00
Status: In-Progress

This is probably the weirdest one yet, and you probably won't understand this if you havn't read 'Snape and the Funny Guy' and 'Pettigrew and the Giant Slug' (if you don't have avery weird sense of humor then, this might not seem very funny to you)

Pettigrew and the Giant Slug

2000-07-22T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 249, Reviews: 16 Published: 7-22-00
Status: In-Progress

Another one in my 'series.' (Again, be warned. KEY WORDS: absurd, strange, disjointed, 4yearsold.)

Snape and the Funny Guy

2000-07-12T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 65, Reviews: 45 Published: 7-12-00
Status: In-Progress

BWAHAHAHAHA! (Absurdity may be a gift, but taken seriously may cause grave side-effects. 1st thing uploaded, as an experiment.)

Ron and THE DEEP VOICE

2000-06-23T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Imp
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 24 Published: 6-23-00
Status: In-Progress

Strangeness. (If absurdity you seek, and a grave lack of sense, by all means peruse this 4 year old piece. Do not expect anymore.)