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Excuse Me?

2009-04-26T10:23:45-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Holes
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 28,866, Reviews: 116 Updated: 4-26-09 Published: 4-20-07
Status: In-Progress

I think it was a bad omen when I asked the bus driver to go over 40 and he threatened to break my finger if I ever poked him again. So here I am driving head on into camp 'o crap. why, you ask? Because my aunt is the warden. oh yea,summers gonna be fun

James Potter Must Die

2009-02-25T15:03:00-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Sirius B. & Remus L.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,847, Reviews: 17 Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

In which Sirius Black does not believe in love and throws books at people. Sirius/Remus.

It All Happens for a Reason

2008-08-21T02:05:43-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,032, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-21-08
Status: In-Progress

Fully Revised Edition- "You couldn't get Lily Evans to go out with you if you tried." James Potter didn't back down on bets. Ever. A Lily/James fic. Lots of humor mostly courtesy of our charming marauders . MWPP obviously. T for safety.

Here in This Diary

2008-07-10T06:22:24-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 7, Words: 16,445, Reviews: 106 Updated: 7-10-08 Published: 3-29-06
Status: In-Progress

This is the diary of Lily Evans. 16 year old witch with a permanent stalker that just wont quit. Full of insanity, notes, and of course, the age old question: OI EVANS! GO OUT WITH ME OR I'LL HEX THIS FIRST YEAR! er age old demand, rather. Crack!fic.

Fellytone

2008-06-15T19:44:52-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,123, Reviews: 14 Published: 6-15-08
Status: Complete

It's funny how through a game of 'Fellytone' and a bottle of 'butterbeer' you can reveal a lot of secrets. Cute oneshot-Lily/James. Has a lot of drunken and inappropriate shouting...just a warning P

Thief

2008-01-11T20:47:13-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,124, Reviews: 34 Published: 1-11-08
Status: Complete

A holiday oneshot. Lily Evans hated that singing Santa. Something had to be done about it.

Love Bites

2007-08-21T08:28:42-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,781, Reviews: 39 Published: 8-21-07
Status: Complete

“Sorry? That’s all I get is a sorry! Look at this! I have my anniversary date with Lily in an hour and I cannot go out with a big Padfoot hickey on my neck!” [LilyJames Oneshot]

The Only Thing I Can Do is Fingerpaint

2007-08-20T10:39:24-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,602, Reviews: 38 Published: 8-20-07
Status: Complete

They say that art is the soul's way of expressing itself. But Lily's muse had sufficiently abandoned her and she was in need of serious expression. [LJ ONESHOT]

A Hero's Death

2007-07-13T20:46:58-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Angst
Pairing: Gideon P. & Fabian P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,189, Reviews: 18 Published: 7-13-07
Status: Complete

Moody pulled out a photograph for Harry to see. '...Gideon Prewett, it took five Death Eaters to kill him and his brother Fabian, they fought like heroes...' The final battle of Gideon and Fabian Prewett. T for slight language. Dry humor slightly.

Wanted: Good Huggers

2007-04-15T21:36:15-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,047, Reviews: 45 Published: 4-15-07
Status: Complete

James Potter was the expert on hugging. He knew everything there was to know about giving the perfect hug. But when he needed one himself, he holds a ridiculous contest to try and find his perfect hugger. A silly LJ fic for a challenge plz RR. oneshot

Smile for Me, James Potter

2007-02-14T15:59:14-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,649, Reviews: 40 Published: 2-14-07
Status: Complete

Lily loved James' smiles, but he always smiled differently when he was around her. A short n sweet LilyJames oneshot for Valentine's Day

Would You Be My Syrup?

2007-01-27T03:35:32-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Fred W. & Angelina J.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,151, Reviews: 54 Published: 1-27-07
Status: Complete

Fred Weasley was depressed. Angelina was what was depressing him. So the solution? Syrup on pancakes of course! FWAJ. read and review if you like the suggestion: go drown yourself in the lake or bathtub or something, the toilet is unsanitary.

My Resolution

2006-12-29T05:08:29-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Katie B. & Oliver W.
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,998, Reviews: 28 Published: 12-29-06
Status: Complete

It's strange now that i think about how it happened. I think it started when my broom sort of...slipped out of my hand and sort of...hit her. [KatieOliver], quite funny please Read and Review.Happy New Year, readers! oneshot

13 Signs

2006-12-21T18:57:40-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,572, Reviews: 72 Published: 12-21-06
Status: Complete

I've got a test for you, James. We need to see how you feel about Miss Evans before you drive us all insane.' A cute and extremely funny Lily James oneshot! Please R and R

The Birthday Wish

2006-10-14T17:07:48-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,186, Reviews: 87 Published: 10-14-06
Status: Complete

James Potter thinks that muggles have the stupidest traditions in the world. and that is why he celebrates them. cute, short LJ oneshot

Thunderstorm

2006-10-07T18:55:32-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,261, Reviews: 25 Published: 10-7-06
Status: Complete

For as long as Lily could remember, she loved the rain. She always would. Short sweet oneshot, LJ. fluff will prevail my kumquats.

Lessons Learned

2006-04-20T18:24:42-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Minerva M. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,603, Reviews: 33 Published: 4-20-06
Status: In-Progress

What would happen if McGonagall decided to take a day off...and Sirius and James were left in charge of her class? Mayhem included and marauder chaoskind of OOC but that's what makes it fun! RR kids. no longer a oneshot

You Jump, I Jump

2006-03-28T17:03:10-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 47 Published: 3-28-06
Status: Complete

A short and sweet semidrabble. Lily Evans is sitting by the lake when James asks the inevitable and age old Will You Go Out with me Evans? plz RR, fluff shall prevail, kids. Oneshot

We Remember

2006-03-28T16:39:06-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,374, Reviews: 12 Published: 3-28-06
Status: Complete

Voldemort has fallen, but has taken Lily and James' lives with him. While their friends want to forget the tradegy that has happened, they realize that they cant go on until they face it.

Veritaserum

2006-03-17T19:01:28-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,755, Reviews: 30 Published: 3-17-06
Status: Complete

In which the wonders of potions bring people together. LJ oneshot

Under the Beech Tree

2006-01-03T21:52:09-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: James P. & Lily Evans P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,722, Reviews: 30 Published: 1-3-06
Status: Complete

In which the importance of the beech tree is explained. a Lily James oneshot. fluff is inevitable, my kumquats. plz RR

The Way it Should Be

2006-01-02T20:13:36-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Romance
Pairing: Lily Evans P. & James P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,309, Reviews: 16 Published: 1-2-06
Status: Complete

It's normal to get nervous when your best friend is getting married, right? Right! The reflection of one of our beloved Marauders on Lily and James' wedding day

Beyond the Veil

2005-11-19T12:10:01-08:00

Author: EmeraldEyez1728
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 710, Reviews: 12 Published: 11-19-05
Status: Complete

The final thoughts of Sirius as he fell through the veil and what he saw once he reached the other side RR