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It Can Always Get Worse

2009-08-31T15:36:06-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,572, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-31-09
Status: In-Progress

Non-magic AU. Working in a pet shop was never so interesting, as Remus, Sirius, and Lily find out first-hand. RLSB JPLE Rating will probably go up eventually. Dear Lord, it's not a oneshot!

I Know

2009-08-13T09:44:29-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 551, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-13-09
Status: Complete

Remus finds out just how pathetic Sirius can be. Pointless. Fluffy. RLSB. Oneshot.

Always Worth It

2009-05-25T15:51:10-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: A Separate Peace
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Chapters: 7, Words: 1,542, Reviews: 13 Updated: 5-25-09 Published: 5-28-08
Status: In-Progress

Revamped drabble series. They're all oneshots. Different POVs, different prompts, or maybe no prompt, but there's only one pairing: GenexFinny. Safety rating for now.

Something More Beautiful

2009-02-24T16:53:33-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: A Separate Peace
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,397, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

It's hard to admit things like this, even to yourself, but when it’s bubbling at the surface, pressing for your attention every minute of every day, it becomes rather difficult to ignore. GenexFinny oneshot INSANELY SAPPY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Insight

2009-01-24T19:12:37-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,745, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-24-09 Published: 11-30-08
Status: In-Progress

MWPP A look into the daily life of the Marauders...which is, in short, a lot of crazy stuff. Eventual RLSB slash, although it's about all the Marauders. Humor! Yay! Enjoy!

You'll Never Guess

2008-10-16T16:23:06-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 833, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-16-08
Status: Complete

MWPP What do you get when you mix First Years, a Marauder who's up to no good, and a heck of a lot of peanut butter? RLSB slash, that's what. xD Fluff, oneshot.

Reality Is Indefinite

2008-09-23T17:51:56-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: D N Angel
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Argentine & Risa H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 600, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-23-08
Status: Complete

You know he could be doing terrible things to you right now, but instead he plays anything you want because he knows it makes you happy. AxR oneshot in 2nd person Risa.

A Little Chicken Goes A Long Way

2008-07-22T18:41:44-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Remus L. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,439, Reviews: 6 Published: 7-22-08
Status: Complete

MWPP A prank leads to some interesting discoveries...SLASH RLSB. Don't like, don't read. It's mostly humor. Safety rating for a bit of swearing and snogging. XD oneshot

Decisions

2008-06-22T19:56:44-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Bones
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: T. Brennan & S. Booth
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 1 Published: 6-22-08
Status: Complete

Fluffy BB poem set in second season. Brennan's POV. Hurt/Comfort because there's no fluff genre. XD Oneshot

This Could Get Interesting

2008-06-19T15:30:56-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,953, Reviews: 41 Updated: 6-19-08 Published: 6-12-07
Status: In-Progress

A story with much randomness. It actually kinda almost follows a plot for once. Pure humor. AH all the way. Have fun and enjoy.

Six Words

2008-05-29T17:41:57-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Catcher in the Rye
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-29-08
Status: Complete

Holden visits the duck pond. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Note genres. OOC-Holden POV. Laughs? Yes. Amazing literary value? Not so much. Oneshot

Rediscovering

2008-05-21T13:20:24-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: A Separate Peace
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,974, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-21-08 Published: 5-13-08
Status: In-Progress

GenexFinny. First person Gene. Takes place the summer after the marble stairs incident; we're assuming Finny survived the surgery. Rating is likely to change with future chapters.

The Random Adventures Of Roxas

2008-04-24T16:31:20-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Roxas
Chapters: 1, Words: 522, Reviews: 1 Published: 4-24-08
Status: In-Progress

Roxas is having a little issue with his shoes. Read the A/N inside. It explains things. I'm probably not going to continue this.

Other Side Of The World

2008-03-08T19:41:59-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Futurama
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Fry, P. & Leela, T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,081, Reviews: 6 Published: 3-8-08
Status: Complete

A sappy little FryxLeela songfic to KT Tunstall's "Other Side Of The World". Oneshot. Why is there no FLUFF genre!

Random Randomness

2007-12-14T17:02:54-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Tokyo Mew Mew
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ichigo M. & Ryou S.
Chapters: 12, Words: 9,328, Reviews: 85 Updated: 12-14-07 Published: 12-20-05
Status: In-Progress

A whole bunch of random stories. Each chapter is a new story. They all have the same pairing: RyouxIchigo. Rated T to be safe. Chapter 7 is my first songfic! Ch. 12 is up! WOOOO!

Worth Every Second

2007-11-23T18:46:02-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-23-07
Status: Complete

Short little poem. Takes place during third season, before all the ducklings waddled away, lol. HCAM, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. Oneshot, safety rating.

Possibility

2007-11-23T17:02:56-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: Holly S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-23-07
Status: Complete

Random fluff filled poem. It seems kinda onesided now that I review it. Hmm. Well, enjoy anyway. Onesided? AH oneshot Safety rating

PONG

2007-08-18T20:23:37-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Pong
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 45, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-18-07
Status: Complete

A very short, very stupid poem. Oneshot. Could be rated K, but I'm paranoid and must rate everything K plus or T.

Through the Ages

2007-07-24T19:56:19-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Tokyo Mew Mew
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Ichigo M. & Ryou S.
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,204, Reviews: 17 Updated: 7-24-07 Published: 4-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Humor fic about Ryou and Ichigo. See inside for full summary. I had lots of fun writing this...XD

A Long Way From Sanity

2007-05-10T18:14:42-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 6, Words: 3,735, Reviews: 41 Updated: 5-10-07 Published: 8-30-05
Status: In-Progress

Something very random. You sort of have to read it to know what it is.

Impact

2006-11-06T19:11:58-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Holly S. & Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 862, Reviews: 14 Published: 11-6-06
Status: Complete

AH fluffiness! Sweet, sweet fluff. Ok, and it's really sappy, but...I hope you like it! Rated T to be safe. oneshot

The More She Tries

2006-11-05T15:01:16-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Pairing: A. Cameron & G. House
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-5-06
Status: Complete

HousexCam poem yay! But it never actually mentions their names...but it's about them! oneshot

Plans A through Z

2006-08-24T11:43:35-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Roxas & Axel
Chapters: 1, Words: 390, Reviews: 7 Published: 8-24-06
Status: Complete

A tiny little oneshot about Roxas's plans to get rid of Axel. THIS IS AKUROKU! YAY! Ahem. Thank you. Rated T to be safe. Yes, I changed the title because the hyphen wasn't there.

Artemis Fowl: Cronicle of the Extremely Long Title

2006-08-14T11:33:32-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,355, Reviews: 6 Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

Lugian is back in action! A oneshot inspired by my own randomness. YAY! No plot. AH, what other AF pairing do I write, after all? Rated T to be safe.

I've No Clue

2006-04-19T17:26:58-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: House, M.D.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: G. House & A. Cameron
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 6 Published: 4-19-06
Status: Complete

A weird little oneshot. Implies HousexCameron. SPOILERS FOR SLEEPING DOGS LIE! Rated T to be safe.

Pebbles are the Root of All Evil

2006-03-21T16:41:13-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-21-06
Status: Complete

Very odd...someone is throwing pebbles at Harry! Gasp!

Insane

2006-03-21T16:17:32-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-21-06
Status: In-Progress

Artemis and friends are trapped in an asylum for the mentally insane for two weeks. Probably slight AH somewhere in here I don't notice it any more... Rated T to be safe.

Pong Grand Adventures

2006-03-13T17:56:06-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Pong
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 773, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-13-06 Published: 12-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Lefty, Righty and Pixels find themselves in the jungle one day and things take off from there...

Blue Skies

2006-02-05T14:33:30-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 3, Words: 425, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-5-06 Published: 1-27-06
Status: In-Progress

See inside for full summary. Basically about how each character responds to a blue sky... ON HOLD.

I Am Lacking A Better Title

2006-01-22T15:44:30-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Artemis F. & Holly S.
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,467, Reviews: 22 Updated: 1-22-06 Published: 9-25-05
Status: Complete

I dunno...well, it's sorta like Artemis and Holly are dumped off in a public middle school. Yeah, that's it.

Pony Ride!

2006-01-08T15:44:32-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,019, Reviews: 15 Updated: 1-8-06 Published: 9-16-05
Status: Complete

Foaly turns into an Arabian stallion and Artemis and Holly decide to have a little fun with him in his new state... PLEEEEASE R and R! Chappie 5 is up and the story is complete!

Attack of the Bunnies!

2005-12-06T15:06:11-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Howl's Moving Castle
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 398, Reviews: 17 Published: 12-6-05
Status: In-Progress

Bunnies invade the moving castle! Pretty much. HxS, curse lifted. ON HOLD

The Day We Quit

2005-11-04T18:43:07-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Pong
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 523, Reviews: 9 Published: 11-4-05
Status: Complete

Read to find out.....it's quite odd.

A Random Cookout

2005-10-11T16:07:44-08:00

Author: Lugian-Holly Before Swine
Category: Artemis Fowl
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Artemis F.
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-11-05
Status: Complete

Artemis is forced to have a cookout. Woohoo.