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Fraternizing With the Enemy

2009-06-27T10:36:39-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,994, Reviews: 11 Published: 6-27-09
Status: In-Progress

AU, SaitouTokio, WIP. Shakespeare once wrote that the course of true love never did run smooth. The Bard may have been on to something...

Love Is Evol

2009-02-14T16:49:38-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,341, Reviews: 8 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

“Small Things”-verse, pre-CM, oneshot. “Tokio, you have reached new heights of paranoia, she thought with a frown. It’s probably that obnoxious man’s fault, too. And even if it isn’t, I’m totally blaming him anyway, so there.”

Ugetsu Monogatari: Tales of Moonlight and Rain

2008-12-25T22:04:48-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 2, Words: 6,974, Reviews: 14 Updated: 12-25-08 Published: 12-3-08
Status: In-Progress

AU, SaitouTokio. Takagi Tokio hasn’t been normal since the day she received a very unique gift from the Wolf god. Tired of being different, she wishes to be normal…Takagi Tokio is about to learn that she ought to be very careful what she wishes for.

All The Small Things

2008-11-27T20:58:31-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 36, Words: 23,058, Reviews: 67 Updated: 11-27-08 Published: 12-11-06
Status: In-Progress

A collection of drabbles set in the “Captain Mis” universe. Up: 32. Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better; 33. Memento; 34. Sexy; 35. Back to the Drawing Board; and 36. Ten More.

Stranger Things Have Happened

2008-11-15T16:57:46-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,439, Reviews: 7 Published: 11-15-08
Status: Complete

Part 3 of 3. “This feeling that I get, This one last cigarette, As I lay awake & wait for you to come through that door. Oh maybe, maybe, maybe I can share it with you: I behave, I behave, I behave so I can share it with you.”

A Smoke Will Fill the Air

2008-11-15T16:54:21-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,057, Reviews: 3 Published: 11-15-08
Status: Complete

Part 2 of 3. “I can change, I can change, I can change, But who you want me to be? I’m the same, I’m the same, I’m the same, Who do you want me to be?”

And I Dream About Somewhere

2008-11-15T16:51:03-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,327, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-15-08
Status: Complete

Part 1 of 3, AU, SaitouTokio. “Goddamn this dusty room, This hazy afternoon; I’m breathing in this silence like never before…”

Captain Miserable Finds the Greener Grass

2008-07-31T20:56:01-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 39, Words: 331,757, Reviews: 322 Updated: 7-31-08 Published: 7-30-06
Status: In-Progress

AU, SaitouTokio, WIP. The oddball romance that almost never was. CH. 39: Fish and Visitors. Rated for language and situations.

Domesticated

2008-06-15T11:29:58-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,568, Reviews: 16 Updated: 6-15-08 Published: 12-24-07
Status: In-Progress

AU, SaitouTokio. You can take the wolf out of the wild, but you can't take the wild out of the wolf...or can you? A collection of shorts examining that question. No timeline. Rated K through T.

Coffee

2008-03-31T13:16:39-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,649, Reviews: 10 Published: 3-31-08
Status: Complete

one shot, AU, SaitouTokio. Place: a diner. Players: a waitress and a police inspector. Plot: what might have been. Go.

White Day

2008-03-13T21:39:29-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,471, Reviews: 26 Published: 3-13-08
Status: Complete

one shot, AU, SaitouTokio. “He’s not scary looking,” Tokio said. Upon seeing the looks on her coworkers’ faces, she sighed: “Okay, fine, he’s a little scary looking.”

Happily Ever After

2007-12-24T23:28:03-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 1, Words: 11,276, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-24-07
Status: Complete

one shot, “Capt Mis” verse, DARK. Real life has a nasty habit of ripping away our most cherished illusions. 2nd person POV, Saitoucentric.

Bushido

2007-09-10T16:19:58-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Yahiko
Chapters: 1, Words: 889, Reviews: 8 Published: 9-10-07
Status: Complete

[oneshot] “Because Bushido wasn’t a way of life, it was his life.”

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

2007-04-19T08:55:37-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Chou
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,074, Reviews: 17 Published: 4-19-07
Status: Complete

[one shot] In which Chou finds himself dining in the Wolf's den.

The Hijikata Toshizou Facts Game

2006-10-31T20:02:26-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Peacemaker Kurogane
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,904, Reviews: 16 Published: 10-31-06
Status: Complete

[one shot] There’s a new game making the rounds, and it centers on the “Demon Vice Commander,” Hijikata Toshizou. Oh this should be good…. As close to crack as I’ve gotten…SO FAR.

The Dead

2006-08-21T21:24:02-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Inuyasha
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Kagome & Sesshomaru
Chapters: 18, Words: 126,143, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-21-06 Published: 8-20-05
Status: In-Progress

[WIP] Gone, but never forgotten. 10 years after the recovery of the Shikon no Tama and the defeat of Naraku, Fate has one more task for Kagome to complete. Those of you expecting anything remotely fluffy are in the wrong place.

Angels of Death

2006-08-09T13:07:44-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Cowboy Bebop
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Vicious
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 5 Published: 8-9-06
Status: Complete

[drabble] “He’s had a premonition of his death. But Vicious doesn’t mind.”

Blood

2006-07-14T23:46:38-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Pairing: Saitou
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,431, Reviews: 8 Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

[one shot] “I live with three truths: Aku Soku Zan, Gatotsu, and Blood.” Tokio on her husband's job. Set in the beginning of the Kyoto Arc. Rated T just in case.

The Pocketwatch

2006-06-18T20:35:35-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,405, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-18-06
Status: Complete

[one shot] Time to put the past away.

Best Night Ever

2006-06-13T20:16:43-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Aoshi & Misao
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,892, Reviews: 15 Published: 6-13-06
Status: Complete

[one shot] [AU] [AM] Being a working girl isn't all it's cracked up to be, but there are a few perks....

Gray

2006-04-21T14:13:35-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sanosuke
Chapters: 1, Words: 617, Reviews: 11 Published: 4-21-06
Status: Complete

[one shot] “He knew good was good and bad was bad…black was black and white was white. Except it wasn’t.”

Unforgiven

2005-12-24T00:39:13-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,878, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-24-05
Status: Complete

[one shot] How do you explain sin to an innocent?

Home

2005-11-13T19:42:11-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward E. & Alphonse E.
Chapters: 1, Words: 695, Reviews: 4 Published: 11-13-05
Status: Complete

[one shot] Home can be a place to go back to. For the Elric brothers, “home” is people to go back to.

Paradox

2005-11-09T15:27:50-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Rurouni Kenshin
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Kenshin & Kaoru
Chapters: 1, Words: 650, Reviews: 10 Published: 11-9-05
Status: Complete

[one shot] “It was simply absurd, really. So of course, in the grand scheme of things, it made perfect sense.” A look at opposites and the strange harmony that results when they fit.

Pieces

2005-06-17T22:25:01-08:00

Author: The Talentless Hack
Category: Fullmetal Alchemist
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Edward E. & Winry R.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,237, Reviews: 25 Published: 6-17-05
Status: Complete

[one shot] [EdWinry] Sometimes, you need someone else to fit all the ragged fragments of yourself together....