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The White on the Walls

2009-09-04T10:06:53-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Family
Pairing: Mist & Ike
Chapters: 1, Words: 696, Reviews: 1 Published: 9-4-09
Status: Complete

FE9. Or maybe Mist is crying because she’s happy, because after all those battles, Ike is still the very same brother he’s always been. She can't sleep, and neither can he.

Reality Making Magic

2009-08-28T10:14:34-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Richter A. & Ratatosk
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,242, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-28-09
Status: Complete

Aster once said—" "—'Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality, I know, I know. Geez Richter, is that all Aster ever said?" Emil shows how reality making magic works, and Ratatosk how it... doesn't.

All Scripts Aside

2009-08-24T20:32:44-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Lloyd I. & Kratos A.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,878, Reviews: 8 Published: 8-24-09
Status: Complete

I'm just saying. It seems like..." "What?" "Kratos is in love. With you, Lloyd." Sheer crack. The Fourth Wall never stood a chance against Zelos.

If I Could Walk On Water

2009-08-22T09:50:51-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ratatosk
Chapters: 1, Words: 865, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-22-09
Status: Complete

With no one else to turn to, he tells it all to a new friend. Ratatosk needs a girlfriend. Dialogue only, Spoilers, AU.

Your World

2009-07-06T22:22:11-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Tales of Symphonia
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General
Pairing: Ratatosk
Chapters: 3, Words: 772, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-6-09 Published: 5-27-09
Status: Complete

A collection of shorts, some loosely linked, all with spoilers. 3: Ratatosk is boring. That's all Richter has to say when someone asks about his roommate.

Two Geniuses and a Klutz

2009-05-28T18:59:28-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Neji H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,871, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-28-09
Status: In-Progress

Sasuke... really just wanted a sparring partner. But when a jutsu goes awry, he finds himself in Neji's body, and Neji's in his. One would think two geniuses would be able to figure this out! NejiHina, SasuHina, and NejiSasu of the gen variety.

Suburbia

2009-04-08T17:21:46-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,057, Reviews: 2 Published: 4-8-09
Status: In-Progress

His name wasn't Link. He wasn't a hero. He failed. AU.

Scandal

2009-02-08T15:35:56-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Ike & Zelda/Sheik
Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-8-09
Status: Complete

So silent that the rustle of the sheets echoes in her ears; loud, painful. So silent that his breathing is the wind, that even the gentle rising of his stomach creates a sound, that his occasional rhythmic snores echo; loud, painful. Ike/Zelda.

Royal Decrees

2008-10-12T18:08:10-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Pairing: Marth & Zelda/Sheik
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 12 Published: 10-12-08
Status: Complete

Ike shook his head solemnly, a silent bystander witnessing the absolute absurdity of romance. Marth/Zelda.

Familiar Stranger

2008-08-31T08:23:24-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Ike
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,029, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

And when she saw his blue hair she knew she was looking at a familiar stranger. Maybe Lilina's purple hair comes from Elena. Ike/Lyn, heavily referenced Hector/Lyn.

Stinky

2008-06-05T10:58:18-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Ike & Solid Snake
Chapters: 1, Words: 966, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

Sick and tired of being seen as effeminate and delicate, Marth asks two experts on how to be... manly. Slight Snake/Ike.

The Greil Company

2008-04-29T16:52:38-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Ike & Soren
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,111, Reviews: 9 Published: 4-29-08
Status: Complete

Email-fic. The staff of the Greil Company didn't get much done on Ike's first day in charge.

Warning

2008-04-02T19:26:46-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Pairing: Sothe & Pelleas
Chapters: 1, Words: 918, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

FE10. Pelleas was not surprised when the door creaked open to reveal Sothe. Slight Sothe/Pelleas.

Broken Baby

2008-03-15T09:10:05-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,394, Reviews: 33 Updated: 3-15-08 Published: 1-7-08
Status: In-Progress

Genfic. Sasuke finds a baby, one that cries, one that's left alone to die. Yet... when he holds him, the baby is silent, and Sasuke may find that the baby is bolder than he ever was.

How We Fly

2008-01-22T14:56:19-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Fire Emblem
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Micaiah & Sothe
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,707, Reviews: 8 Published: 1-22-08
Status: Complete

“You’re a good thief,” Nolan told Sothe the night Micaiah had suggested they wed, “You’ve done a good job on her heart.” Done for the 1sentence challenge at LJ. Spoilers for Radiant Dawn.

Playing the Fool

2007-12-17T19:38:24-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Link & Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,379, Reviews: 7 Published: 12-17-07
Status: Complete

AU, OneShot, Zelink. It all started on that wonderfully annoying December evening two nights ago that he just had to come into our dorm, pouting. He knows I hate the snow, always did, and always will, and yet he still had to asked me for my help.

Something Wrong Here?

2007-11-16T05:13:02-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Pairing: Neji H. & Naruto U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 14,453, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-16-07 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

[Parody. Crack. AU. High School.] So, Neji, Tenten, Kimimaro, Tayuya, Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Hinata, Ino, and Shikamaru go to this school...

Child of the Sun

2007-11-09T14:10:32-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Yūgi M.
Chapters: 18, Words: 35,671, Reviews: 91 Updated: 11-9-07 Published: 1-21-07
Status: Complete

[AU, gen.] So… let’s see. I’m a sixteenyearold hobbit, my grandpa was just murdered, my previous enemy needs my help, but first I have to destroy something from a children’s card game. All. In. One. Week. My life sucks.

The Difference

2007-10-25T16:44:25-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Hinata H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,665, Reviews: 14 Published: 10-25-07
Status: Complete

[SasuHina] Your mission is to infiltrate Shizune’s party tomorrow evening. The theme is contrast: women are to wear brightly colored kimonos, while men wear dark suits. Sasuke, you and Hinata will be paired. Likewise to Sakura and Naruto. Good luck.

Pillows

2007-09-22T17:53:36-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 7 Published: 9-22-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke's bed has three pillows.

Twilight

2007-09-05T05:47:25-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Pairing: Gaara
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-5-07
Status: Complete

When the sun touches the sand, Gaara feels.

Sasori no Danna

2007-08-28T06:37:47-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Pairing: Sasori & Deidara
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 11 Published: 8-28-07
Status: Complete

[OneShot, Spoilers up to Chapter 364, Quotes Only] 'Sasori no Danna, I offer you a ride on Katsu.' 'And Katsu is...' 'The bird.'

Sayonara

2007-07-14T13:30:07-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Angst
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,597, Reviews: 3 Published: 7-14-07
Status: Complete

Sasuke's farewells, from his first to his last, and the memories of those to whom he said them.

Unexpected Encounter

2007-06-27T18:30:07-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,895, Reviews: 5 Published: 6-27-07
Status: Complete

It was something you'd see only once in your lifetime. The Great Uchiha Itachi, silent, deadly, handsome, and creepy… reduced to yelling in pain when his drunk, underage, kid brother pulled on his hair. [Crack, Drunk!Sasuke, Implied SasuNaru & SasuDei]

White

2007-05-19T15:26:59-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Pairing: Juugo
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 4 Published: 5-19-07
Status: Complete

Screaming. Running. Again and again, every single day.

Taste of Disobedience

2007-05-02T15:32:14-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Itachi U. & Shisui U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 587, Reviews: 2 Published: 5-2-07
Status: Complete

Young Itachi chews gum in class. He finds that he likes it.

What She Didn't Know

2007-05-02T04:18:49-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Hinata H. & Sai
Chapters: 1, Words: 692, Reviews: 23 Published: 5-2-07
Status: Complete

[Sai x Hinata] What Hinata didn’t know was that Sai didn’t tell the truth.

The Day He Smiles

2007-04-30T15:55:23-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Itachi U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 367, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

There is one day—just one day, every year—that Sasuke smiles.

Still Here

2007-03-02T04:02:21-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Yami Yūgi & Anzu M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,484, Reviews: 8 Published: 3-2-07
Status: Complete

[Previously called Grow Up] [First Series by Toei] Anzu wants Yuugi to grow up. Mou hitori no Yuugi thinks she's trying too hard.

Red Roses

2007-02-01T18:41:37-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Pairing: Zelda & Link
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,350, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-1-07
Status: Complete

As a girl she was always fascinated with red – be it deep, rich,burning or boiling. For what other than the color red represented to her both pain and love? What else could have shown her the simplest pleasure, while the spiky thorns pricked her fingers?

Our Daily Conversations

2006-12-22T08:40:33-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 24 Published: 12-22-06
Status: Complete

Sasuke and Sakura watch their baby girl. Conversations about angst insue. One Shot. [Sasuke x Sakura]

Cursed Blessing

2006-12-17T11:04:41-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Pairing: Link & Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,064, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-17-06
Status: Complete

[Link x Zelda][OneShot] It was seven years ago when Link and I had locked away Ganon with help from the sages. We’ve still been in contact, but I can’t help but feel that out friendship is falling apart.

Empty

2006-12-04T15:03:10-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-4-06
Status: Complete

[One Shot :: Sasuke x Sakura] He’s still breathing…yet he isn’t here. He’s still alive… yet he isn’t speaking. His expression is hollow. His voice… Why can’t I remember his voice?

She Let Him Go

2006-12-04T15:01:06-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Link & Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 502, Reviews: 12 Published: 12-4-06
Status: Complete

It would be too painful. I couldn’t take what was happening and neither could she. So when she told me to leave, I turned around, and I left. OneShot. [Link x Zelda]

All is Fair

2006-12-04T14:59:42-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Link & Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 410, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-4-06
Status: Complete

All is fair in love and war. All is war in love, and none is love in war. These were her words when I had initially left to the fights that have led up to this day.

Clear

2006-12-04T14:58:28-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Avatar: Last Airbender
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Pairing: Zuko & Katara
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 3 Published: 12-4-06
Status: Complete

[OneShot :: Zuko x Katara] “I never did understand,” he told me, “why your brother thinks I like you. It’s clear that it’s the avatar that does.”

Waiting

2006-11-28T15:48:10-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Pairing: Link & Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 531, Reviews: 6 Published: 11-28-06
Status: Complete

[L x Z] I am waiting… a little too long it has been. I’ve never felt so empty inside, so cold. What is it about this today that makes me so… lonely? He will come back… he always comes back…

Lollipops Made With Love

2006-10-18T16:03:43-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,228, Reviews: 5 Published: 10-18-06
Status: Complete

[OneShot] Roy decides to make cookies, then lollipops, to celebrate the fact that there was no food in his home, and that Halloween was the next day. Marth just wanted to check in on him, but decides that Roy's cooking isn't that bad.

Fading Light

2006-10-12T04:36:02-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Pairing: Dark Link & Link
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,804, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-12-06
Status: Complete

You would like to hear my story, I think, of how I had cleverly engaged my plan to relinquish the world of his soul, setting me finally free of a bond that is forcing me to survive but not live. Living is enjoying survival, they are not the same.

Zelda's Lullaby

2006-09-08T20:47:34-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General
Pairing: Link & Zelda
Chapters: 1, Words: 904, Reviews: 5 Published: 9-8-06
Status: Complete

[Pointless Fluff] After every single adventure he has, Link visits Princess Zelda of Hyrule to tell her all about them. She asks him to play her the songs he learned, and he plays them all, always ending with the same one.

The Wind Waker's Welcome

2006-06-12T15:48:41-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 424, Reviews: 13 Published: 6-12-06
Status: Complete

People reflect on Young Link being replaced by TWW Link.

Heroes in Heaven

2006-06-06T13:14:00-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/General
Pairing: Link
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,245, Reviews: 9 Published: 6-6-06
Status: Complete

OneShot. After the battle with Ganon, WW Link finds himself in Heaven, speaking with none other then the Hero of Time.

Fear

2006-05-02T15:25:01-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 740, Reviews: 11 Published: 5-2-06
Status: Complete

OneShot. A Link and Young Link 'Brotherly' Fluff fic. Young Link has a nightmare, and goes to Link for help. Note: This YL rather different then YBS YL

I Was Silent

2006-04-05T14:52:35-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Super Smash Brothers
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,388, Reviews: 4 Published: 4-5-06
Status: Complete

OneShot. The only one who can stop a friendship from breaking at it's breaking point is the one who is not involved. She didn't say anything to stop the 7 friendships breaking. She Was Silent. Swordsmen Fic

Nagini the Noodle

2005-08-24T19:01:37-08:00

Author: qwertumz
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 487, Reviews: 16 Published: 8-24-05
Status: Complete

[One Shot] A series of letters between Voldemort and Harry sent through pure boredom one summer.