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2013-01-18T14:33:26-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Drama/Romance
Albus D. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 5, Words: 21,821, Reviews: 33, In-Progress

When Minerva McGonagall becomes part of an auror squad stationed at Hogwarts in 1944, it doesn't take long for her alliances to shift away from the Ministry. The following months lead her and once-mentor Albus Dumbledore on a quest to discover what role Grindelwald has in this supposedly muggle war. Features endless character cameos, the origin of the Giant Squid, and AD/MM

Breakfast at Tiffany's

2012-01-03T19:58:47-08:00

Author: occaecation
Doctor Who
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
11th Doctor & River Song/Melody P. III
Chapters: 1, Words: 950, Reviews: 3, Complete

It's River and the Doctor's anniversary again... Or is it? Fluffy one-shot.

What Happens in Vegas

2009-08-22T21:10:23-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Minerva M. & Albus D.
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,165, Reviews: 57, In-Progress

Albus decides it's time for a vacation, for both the Hogwarts staff and the Order. Chaos ensues.

Inquisitorial Review

2009-08-19T15:40:25-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Minerva M. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,608, Reviews: 19, Complete

After the departure of Umbridge, Albus and Minerva discuss the staff reviews over a bottle of wine. Or several bottles. Silly one-shot

The Wedding Date

2009-08-17T21:37:55-08:00

Author: occaecation
Artemis Fowl
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Holly S. & Julius R.
Chapters: 4, Words: 8,464, Reviews: 33, In-Progress

When Holly's sister, Ivy, has her wedding, everyone expects her to show up with a date. A date that, in all actuality, doesn't exist. With a little help from Trouble, Holly manages to pull off the lie but will the fantasy become reality? Holly/Root

Wedding Bands

2009-08-12T00:36:35-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Albus D. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,811, Reviews: 15, Complete

Albus and Minerva find that they have very different tastes in jewelry. Dedicated to shallwedance9

One Short Visit

2009-08-11T22:23:54-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Adventure/Humor
Albus D. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,223, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Ever wonder how Albus aquired Fawks?

Voldemort Pursues a Life in the Convent

2009-07-20T23:52:50-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Voldemort & Severus S.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,278, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

What happens when Voldemort talks Lucius and Snape into his latest great scheme in the quest for ultimate evil-- joining the convent?

Untouched Tea

2009-07-19T22:26:11-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Angst/Romance
Albus D. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,024, Reviews: 9, Complete

Albus and Minerva have an arguement. Bit angsty, definite AD/MM

Origami

2008-07-01T00:57:03-08:00

Author: occaecation
Battlestar Galactica: 2003
English, Rated: K
General/Humor
L. Roslin & W. Adama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,292, Reviews: 6, Complete

Laura tries a new hobby. Fluffy one-shot

Constant Vigilance

2007-01-15T20:18:45-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Minerva M. & Albus D.
Chapters: 7, Words: 20,511, Reviews: 26, In-Progress

What happens when two crazy girls give Hogwarts a whole new experience? The story is set in the school year of 1944 to 1945. Grindelwald and Dumbledore are teachers, Armando Dippet is the headmaster and lots of crazy stuff happends. Full summary inside.

Fanfic100 Challenge

2007-01-05T15:58:55-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Adventure/General
Minerva M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,518, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

100 drables staring xdrumrollx Quinn Grindelwald!

Break Dance Trouble

2006-12-24T15:31:03-08:00

Author: occaecation
Artemis Fowl
English, Rated: K+
Humor/General
Trouble K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,392, Reviews: 19, In-Progress

The LEP officers are bored and at it again...involves a positively ancient boom box and Love Me or Hate Me by Lady Sovereign. So enjoy plz R&R

The Marauder's Guide

2006-07-30T11:50:32-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor
James P. & Sirius B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 772, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

The Marauder's guide to Hogwarts, the Universe, and Everything! Filled with wacky lists and endless commentary from your favorite quartet. Later on will include JPLE, RLOC, and SBOC. NO SLASH! Please R&R!

I'm With You

2006-07-18T09:12:30-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Romance/General
Minerva M. & Albus D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 844, Reviews: 4, Complete

Oneshot. After the events that take place in HBP, Minerva finds herself wondering what life is worth living for. ADMM HBP SPOILERS!

Harry Potter and Monty Python

2006-07-16T14:25:04-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Harry P.
Chapters: 9, Words: 4,801, Reviews: 16, Complete

This fanfic is basically the Monty Python and the Holy Grail script modified to fit Harry Potter. These are only a few scenes from Monty Python. Really short chapters so enjoy!

Of Bungee Jumping and Ornery Subway Employees

2006-02-28T01:02:42-08:00

Author: occaecation
Harry Potter
English, Rated: T
Humor
Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,856, Reviews: 6, Complete

What happens when a mysterious Parry Hotter sends Lord Voldemort,Severus Snape,and Lucius Malfoy a bungee jumping course? And will Severus Snape find the love of his life? R&R