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Card Captor Harry, Season Two

2009-11-01T21:58:36-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,285, Reviews: 13 Published: 11-1-09
Status: In-Progress

It's Harry's fourth year at Hogwarts. There are new challenges to face, new dangers to escape, puberty to deal with... Oh, and the Clow Cards are still loose. Life complicated yet?

Mga Kumpisal ng Isang Lolicon

2009-09-08T05:38:42-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！
Language: Filipino, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Family
Pairing: Misora K.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,118, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-8-09
Status: Complete

Si Misora ay ang unang aamin na siya ay isang lolicon, kahit hindi naman niya ipahahalata. Misora/Cocone. Yuri. Lesbian. Femmeslash. Tibo. Babae-sa-babae. Binalaan kan na...

Sakura's Harem

2009-06-10T01:27:08-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Sakura H. & Ino Y.
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,874, Reviews: 165 Updated: 6-10-09 Published: 2-23-06
Status: Complete

Complete! As a child, Sakura had a rather unfortunate meeting with Desire of the Endless. Now, she is the desire of half the village... the female half! Sakura/harem, duh! Actually, not really...

Raikiri Triken: The Three Souls Swordsman

2009-04-10T02:14:35-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Hinata H.
Chapters: 22, Words: 61,266, Reviews: 376 Updated: 4-10-09 Published: 11-27-05
Status: In-Progress

Harry Potter is possessed by the spirits of Shishio Makoto, Himura Kenshin, and Seta Sojiro. Carrying their three swords, Harry hunts down the supposedly dead Voldemort. Just one problem: the Dark Lord is staying with his cousin, the snake sannin. Chp22!

Eureka no Mahou Sensei

2009-03-29T06:19:03-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Eureka
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Pairing: Jack C. & Zoe C.
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,111, Reviews: 26 Updated: 3-29-09 Published: 2-3-09
Status: In-Progress

With the recent change in management, things have been hectic in Eureka. Things have slipped. That’s the only thing Jack can think of to blame for why he’s picking up a British ten year-old when he’s asked to meet with Eureka’s new English teacher.

The Once And Future… King?

2009-02-20T04:16:16-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Justice League
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Pairing: Morgan Le Fey & Shining Knight
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,595, Reviews: 20 Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Britain has been infested with dragons. With no other choice, the Justice League ask Morgaine le Fey for help in awakening King Arthur. Thing is, history seems to have overlooked some things about the king… Crossover with Justice League Unlimited.

Confessions of a Lolicon

2009-02-09T00:48:27-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,106, Reviews: 13 Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

Misora would be the first to admit she was a lolicon, though she wouldn’t necessarily advertise it. Misora/Cocone. Yuri. Lesbian. Femmeslash. You have been warned...

Odd Ideas: The Plot Bunny Farm!

2009-01-22T00:45:31-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Anime X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 16,560, Reviews: 137 Updated: 1-22-09 Published: 12-24-06
Status: In-Progress

A bunch of odd plot bunnies I wrote for posterity! Might actually be developed! Latest idea:Wizard Harry Dresden gets lost in Oregon and finds himself in Eureka. Warnings: Odd pairings and crossovers. Really, REALLY odd.

On The Back Of A… Turtle? Oohkaay…

2008-09-25T23:23:28-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,516, Reviews: 24 Updated: 9-25-08 Published: 9-2-07
Status: In-Progress

A Discworld Crossover. Sora, Donald and Goofy run across a giant turtle flying through space. With four elephants on it's back. Carrying a world. And they intend to EXPLORE it. Idiots. Crack!fic.

Uzumaki Harry

2008-08-28T08:30:46-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Myrtle
Chapters: 16, Words: 117,593, Reviews: 890 Updated: 8-28-08 Published: 10-28-05
Status: In-Progress

Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be? chp 16 up

Card Captor Harry: Hong Kong

2008-08-28T07:35:01-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Mystery
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 7, Words: 48,150, Reviews: 107 Updated: 8-28-08 Published: 7-30-06
Status: Complete

Sequel of CCH!S1 Harry and Winter are off on a vacation to Hong Kong! There, they meet a cherry blossom, a small wolf, encounter worldly wisdom, and a classmate. But something dark hovers beneath the surface of it all, calling for Clow Reed…

“Artie”

2008-01-06T05:12:17-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Fate/stay night
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 703, Reviews: 15 Published: 1-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Shrek went looking for some kid named Artie. Simple, right? Well... “Arturia Saber Pendragon, at your service…” A Shrek 3 Crossover...

Harry Potter: Raven

2007-10-20T00:31:07-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 15, Words: 76,480, Reviews: 596 Updated: 10-20-07 Published: 9-19-05
Status: In-Progress

[AU] Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived. Harry Potter is the most powerful being of his generation. Harry Potter is the son of the demon Trigon. He is Raven of the Teen Titans. CHP 15 UP!

Seto Runs Out Of Options And Gets Really Desperate

2007-09-02T20:54:06-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Yu-Gi-Oh
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Seto K. & Yami Yūgi
Chapters: 1, Words: 585, Reviews: 12 Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

After Battle City, Seto recieves an epiphany and starts challenging Yugi with games other than Duel Monsters. It... doesn't go so well. xover with Angelic Layer and similar...

Ebony Riddle and the Truth About the Boy–Who–Died

2007-03-18T18:46:48-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,784, Reviews: 41 Published: 3-18-07
Status: In-Progress

[HBP non–compatible]A secret is revealed. Harry Potter's half–sister Ebony, who was supposed to have been dead for almost fourteen years, is about to be kidnapped by her father the Dark Lord. The problem? HE is Ebony.

Valentine's Omakes

2007-02-12T05:26:15-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,273, Reviews: 9 Published: 2-12-07
Status: Complete

A collection of Valentine's Omakes from my various fics. Uzumaki Harry. Harry Potter: Raven. Card Captor Harry. Harry Phantom. Raikiri Triken. Death and the Uchiha. Card Captor Danny. Tsubabsa: Phantom Chronicles. Voldemort The Ronin. Xovers and odd pairs

It Makes Sense!

2006-12-05T18:25:41-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Voldemort
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,093, Reviews: 77 Published: 12-5-06
Status: Complete

Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic

Larxene and the Millennium Ring

2006-08-09T02:10:20-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: General/General
Pairing: Larxene & Larxene
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,945, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-9-06 Published: 7-17-06
Status: In-Progress

[mild YuGiOh xover] Larxene gets lost on her way back to the Organization, and ends up in the shop of a certain crazy witch named Yûko. There, she winds up buying the Millennium Ring, containing the spirit of our favorite Magician Girl...

WITCH: Duelist Knights and the Crown of Light!

2006-08-04T05:11:34-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: W.I.T.C.H.
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 7,062, Reviews: 25 Updated: 8-4-06 Published: 5-31-06
Status: In-Progress

Spinoff of 'Keeper of the Dark Heart'. The Guardians, Elyon, and Caleb must retrieve the Crown of Light and help three knights save a world from a dark force that is not what it seems. Set in comics AU continuity. Special appearances by Keeper and Yuko!

Card Captor Harry, Season One

2006-07-28T08:24:54-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 24, Words: 148,815, Reviews: 318 Updated: 7-28-06 Published: 8-1-05
Status: Complete

[Complete!] Spinoff of Harry Potter and the Magic Book:Release! Harry buys the Clow Book in Diagon Alley and unwittingly unleashes the Clow Cards. To make up for this, Keroberos chooses him to become the Card Captor! Did his life just get worse?

Repentant Snake: The Chibi Orochimaru Files

2006-06-08T05:16:44-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Orochimaru
Chapters: 3, Words: 4,313, Reviews: 56 Updated: 6-8-06 Published: 1-27-06
Status: In-Progress

He tried to destroy Konoha. But that was hundreds of years ago. Before he killed everyone in the world. Before he learned every jutsu. Before he genetically engineered the perfect vessel. Before he cracked...

Harry Potter: Keeper of the Dark Heart

2006-05-31T02:06:39-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & OC
Chapters: 14, Words: 102,692, Reviews: 262 Updated: 5-31-06 Published: 10-14-05
Status: Complete

[W.I.T.C.H. xover] Harry Potter is the Keeper of the Dark Heart, one of the two most powerful magical energy sources in the multiverse. What does he do with this power? Read and find out!chp14 up

The Callandor Short Fics

2006-05-28T22:45:25-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Wheel of Time
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 611, Reviews: 8 Published: 5-28-06
Status: Complete

A bunch of silly fics that answer the question, 'what if Callandor was really...'

The Card Captor Harry Kingdom Hearts 2 Parody

2006-05-16T04:45:01-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Kingdom Hearts
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 9 Published: 5-16-06
Status: Complete

A Card Captor Harry parody of Kingdom Hearts 2 [duh]. Harry, Fei and Winter in the Organization [and Voldemort too], Hermione as a Princess and Dumbledore with a weird Keyblade. OOCness all around

The Eternity Club

2006-04-14T02:07:17-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Pairing: Harry P. & Draco M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,196, Reviews: 10 Published: 4-14-06
Status: Complete

The Eternity Club. A silly snippet about Draco Malfoy in an immortals only bar. OOCness warning...

The Cursed Logbook: Kurt kun In Konoha

2006-02-18T00:57:19-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Sakura H.
Chapters: 6, Words: 41,343, Reviews: 31 Updated: 2-18-06 Published: 7-20-05
Status: In-Progress

A weird book, a little multiversal travel, a broken rule, and Haruno Sakura in bed. Get ready to be weirded out.The writer somehow got sent into Sakura's body by a cursed book. Now, he has to drive and she back seat drives. Chp6 up!

Death and the Uchiha

2006-02-01T02:26:11-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Sasuke U.
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,452, Reviews: 38 Updated: 2-1-06 Published: 1-9-06
Status: Complete

Why doesn't Sasuke have any romantic interest in the girls of Konoha? Simple. He's in love... and has been in love since his family died... [COMPLETE!]

Digimon 00

2005-12-04T16:36:48-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,626, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-4-05 Published: 11-23-05
Status: In-Progress

Seven years ago, the first team of children saved the Digital World. Now, old evils band together to threaten existence, and it's up to the first team to stop them. Hogwarts, Konoha, Kandrakar, the JLA, JSA and TT will never know what hit them. Megacross!

Digimoon 02

2005-11-27T00:10:01-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Sailor Moon X-overs
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,268, Reviews: 2 Published: 11-27-05
Status: Complete

Matt as a girl. Mimi as Sailor Moon. A really weird DigimonSailor Moon crossoverfusion of the like I have yet to see.

Shichinin no Sakura: Seven of Team Seven

2005-07-31T02:13:13-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Naruto
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,437, Reviews: 12 Updated: 7-31-05 Published: 7-12-05
Status: In-Progress

A couple of cosmic jokers, out for some fun, Sends sakura a pendant, uh oh, look what they've done! Sakura gets divided into seven people. CHP 3 up! New names abound! Temp on hold

Harry Potter and the Magic Book: Release!

2005-07-25T16:26:34-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P. & Hermione G.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,445, Reviews: 11 Published: 7-25-05
Status: Complete

[one shot] Harry gets the Clow Book! Need I say more?

Harry Potter and the Magic Book!

2005-07-21T18:17:34-08:00

Author: Shadow Crystal Mage
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Pairing: Harry P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,533, Reviews: 35 Published: 7-21-05
Status: Complete

[one shot] Harry finds an ancient magic book of unspeakble power!