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Only the Beginning

2007-10-08T14:16:15-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 41, Words: 95,584, Reviews: 111 Updated: 10-8-07 Published: 6-7-04
Status: Complete

After Rayearth ends, the torch is passed to a new trio of Knights who are sent to Cephiro's past. COMPLETE! Fear and betrayal can be transformed into courage and love, but sacrifice is always required. Is any sacrifice too great to save the world?

The True Face of Evil

2007-09-04T15:41:56-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 14, Words: 22,411, Reviews: 121 Updated: 9-4-07 Published: 8-17-05
Status: In-Progress

When Ganondorf escapes, it's up to Link to save Hyrule yet again... but can he do it with the world's most blatant Mary Sue hanging off his neck? MARY SUE BASHER! FINALLY UPDATED! Sorry this took so long. Life keeps getting in the way.

Catalog Caper

2006-08-27T18:15:30-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Misc. Anime/Manga
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 332, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-27-06
Status: Complete

A short Jewel BEM Hunter Lime oneshot. Lime discovers Bass with some unapproved reading material.

Karaoke Wing

2005-11-03T16:12:33-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 7, Words: 1,864, Reviews: 15 Updated: 11-3-05 Published: 8-26-05
Status: In-Progress

Ever wanted to hear the cast of Gundam Wing summed up, all to the tune of Beach Boys hits? NO? Well, you want to now, I can tell. NEW SONG: Trowa in Surfin' Safari! Rated T for violence.

Haiku Fantasy VIII

2005-09-09T20:28:59-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Final Fantasy VIII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Cowritten by Nahrali. Just a collection of random hilarity, and contains Kita's favorite haiku ever... THE BALLROOM DRESS.

Haiku Fantasy X

2005-09-09T20:21:15-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Final Fantasy X
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Cowritten by Nahrali. Even more haiku from the Queens of Insanity, this time focusing on FFX... no one is safe.

Legend of Haiku: Fun at Three in the Morning

2005-09-09T20:12:46-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Legend of Zelda
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 606, Reviews: 11 Published: 9-9-05
Status: In-Progress

This is what happens when Nahrali and I get wired on Mountain Dew while playing Zelda at all hours of the night. Be careful. These are going to hurt.

Haiku Wing

2005-09-09T20:01:40-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Gundam Wing/AC
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 2 Published: 9-9-05
Status: In-Progress

Cowritten by Nahrali... we have too much fun with this series. Oh, the randomness!

Haiku Fantasy IX

2005-08-15T11:03:45-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Final Fantasy IX
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Cowritten by Nahrali. We have WAAAAY too much time on our hands.

Haikus Basket

2005-08-15T11:00:05-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Fruits Basket
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 59, Reviews: 1 Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Even more randomness from the Queens of Insanity, aka myself and Nahrali. Yay for igloos!

Haiku Kreuz

2005-08-15T10:54:24-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 46, Reviews: 0 Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Just some haikus that ponder the great mysteries of Weiss Kreuz. Cowritten by Nahrali.

Haiku Saga

2005-08-15T10:47:45-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Excel Saga
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 94, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Just a handful of insanity in 5, 7, 5 form. Cowritten and translated from Bark to English by Nahrali.

What Were We THINKING?

2005-08-15T07:53:20-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Misc. Anime/Manga
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 65, Reviews: 2 Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

A collection of Gokudo haikus, written by myself and Nahrali. There is something seriously wrong with us.

Haiku Knight Rayearth

2005-08-15T07:47:44-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Be afraid... be very afraid. Cowritten by Nahrali.

New Legend of Haiku

2005-08-15T07:43:55-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Prétear
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 3 Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

This is exactly what it sounds like. Cowritten by Nahrali. Randomness abounds.

Haiku Fantasy VII

2005-08-15T07:26:23-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Final Fantasy VII
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 4 Published: 8-15-05
Status: In-Progress

Cowritten by Nahrali. These are just a handful of haikus that will make you laugh. Randomness is a good thing.

Haiku Crusade

2005-07-22T13:53:13-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Chrno Crusade
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-22-05
Status: In-Progress

Cowritten by Nahrali, my selfappointed editor. We wrote these while on a MAJOR sugar high, and it shows.

A Shoujo's Policy

2005-07-14T11:02:01-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Sailor Moon
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 278, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-14-05
Status: In-Progress

FUNNY SONGFIC! To the tune of A Maiden's PolicyOtome No Policy, from the Sailor Moon R movie. Ever wonder what it's like to be the leader of the Senshi? Here's your chance to find out!

The 12 Days of Outtakes

2005-01-13T19:12:23-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Weiss Kreuz
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 3 Published: 1-13-05
Status: In-Progress

Okay, I know it's a little late for Christmas, but if you've seen the outtakes on the Weiss Kreuz DVDs, you will LOVE this.

SUZAKU!

2004-04-05T10:20:37-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Fushigi Yuugi
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 3 Published: 4-5-04
Status: In-Progress

To the tune of "Tradition" from Fiddler on the Roof. Even if you've never heard it, this is extremely funny and is guaranteed to get stuck in your head!

The Pretear Song!

2004-04-05T10:18:03-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Prétear
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 16 Published: 4-5-04
Status: In-Progress

Trust me, you'll get a kick out of this. To the tune of "Invisible" by Clay Aiken, sung from Hayate's point of view, includes one or two inside jokes and the "continuity" mentioned refers to Takako being present at Himeno's father's wedding.

Holding the Light and the Cookie

2004-03-20T15:16:35-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Magic Knight Rayearth/魔法騎士レイアース
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 11 Published: 3-20-04
Status: In-Progress

My words to the Rayearth 2 opening song. Contains one inside joke. My favorite line: "Lantis has a cape that billows in the wind"

El Nido Pie

2004-03-20T15:13:15-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Chrono Cross
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 384, Reviews: 5 Published: 3-20-04
Status: In-Progress

A songfic based on "American Pie," only not quite as annoying. I sing this all the time

Cyber6 Sings Karaoke

2001-07-18T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Kita1
Category: Cybersix
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 7 Published: 7-18-01
Status: In-Progress

Cyber6 is feeling down and lets it out by singing karaoke, which turns out to be "This is Me" by Dream.