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The Damn 64

2009-02-15T10:06:26-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Minerva M. & R. Hooch
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,904, Reviews: 6 Published: 2-15-09
Status: In-Progress

McHooch-centric. The Damn 64 is a livejournal writing exercise for fanfic. 64 prompts to be completed about a character/pairing/fandom. I decided to give it a shot with McHooch. It's slow in coming with so many projects.

Needles and Broomsticks

2009-02-15T09:51:49-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Minerva M. & R. Hooch
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,894, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

McHooch with Sprout friendship. Inspired by a comment from my friend. McHooch suffers a bit of a split and need unifying. Sprout provides the plan. Quite steamy, though. Read when alone or for the lucky ones, maybe not .

Purblind

2009-02-15T09:28:18-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Sybill T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

A little story slightly longer than a drabble that goes into my feelings of Trellawny. Trellawny/Sinistra.

Drabbles

2009-02-15T09:25:10-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: R. Hooch & Minerva M.
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,627, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-15-09
Status: In-Progress

A collection of drabbles from high school. McHooch, Morag/Susan, Trellawny/Sinistra. Just some fun.

The Flute of the Forest

2009-02-15T09:18:26-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Minerva M. & R. Hooch
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,056, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-15-09
Status: In-Progress

An old McHooch story with Morag/Susan and an OC gayboy couple. Written when I was probably 15. Just some students setting up professors for a date.

The Charmed Egg

2009-02-15T09:01:23-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Dolores U. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 798, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Umbridge-centric with hints of McHooch. Mature reading involving toys of the non-child variety. If you miss the meaning, look up what creates a basilisk and you'll see what our daring professors are symbolizing.

Taming the Harpy

2009-02-15T08:51:48-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Pairing: Minerva M. & R. Hooch
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,531, Reviews: 3 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

McHooch story. A field trip for the professors to see their favourite team. A bit silly and fluffy, really. Reminds me of the time I wanted to write a crossover with "Taming of the Shrew."

Silver Spitters

2009-02-15T08:24:17-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Susan B. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,482, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Oneshot Susan/Morag story. Morag catches Susan working in the greenhouse and gets an earful of Herbology. Later in the library Morag gets a note that convinces her to get outside. The rest of the day is enjoyed in the sunshine or shade .

Nurture

2009-02-15T08:04:29-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Sybill T. & Minerva M.
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,387, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Written in the beginning of my senior year. McGonagall/Trellawny set in the dark days of Umbridge. Just a story about the nurtured, the nurturers and the acts of nurturing.

No Bone

2009-02-15T07:47:06-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Harry P. & Poppy P.
Chapters: 1, Words: 572, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Word-of-the-day oneshot. I think this is the only fic I've really written involving Harry. Just a quick scene with him and Pomfrey covering mostly her long-winded rants. I thought it was a cute scene.

Mrs Inky

2009-02-14T19:32:21-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Minerva M. & R. Hooch
Chapters: 1, Words: 517, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

OOC word-of-the-day oneshot. McHooch/Kittyhawk. Minerva has finished class with the only fatality a spilled inkhorn. Hooch arrives in time to tease her and receives some in return.

Cartwheeling Quill

2009-02-14T19:08:49-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Susan B. & OC
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Femmeslash. Susan/Morag. Another word-of-the-day oneshot. Susan has to make her quill cartwheel for charms. Morag discovers the redheaded doesn't know how to DO a cartwheel and must help.

Mud Mischief

2009-02-14T18:56:17-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Pairing: Minerva M. & Prof. Sprout
Chapters: 1, Words: 651, Reviews: 2 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

OOC little word-of-the-day oneshot. Sprout is having a time finding some spilled seeds, McGonagall stumbles upon her and is dragged into the lot of it. A little fun away from students.

Peculiar Object

2009-02-14T18:43:01-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 633, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Rosethorn/Lark. A fic written for a challenge that had to be about a "peculiar object." This scene immediately entered my head. Very OOC, but laughable all the same.

Learned

2009-02-14T18:36:47-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 827, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Rosethorn/Lark. A word-of-the-day drabble-turned-oneshot. Rosethorn mourns the loss of her unnamed mentor/teacher and Lark is there to bring her Rosie back to reality.

Growing Older

2009-02-14T18:28:01-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 464, Reviews: 5 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

The Circle kids are growing up. Sometimes it just isn't so easy being a grown-up kid, a true adult. Four drabbles, one for each. Random in-school word-of-the-day writes.

Healing Dreams

2009-02-14T18:15:37-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,250, Reviews: 1 Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Rosethorn/Lark. Rosethorn has some negative feelings with her body image. Lark only wishes to help, and believes the best remedy is...sleep? Very old writing.

Dancing Elephant

2007-12-16T13:43:05-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Susan B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

Morag catches Susan watching a very strange creation. MoragSusan. Unrequited girl love, I think, if I remember correctly.

Herbology Genius

2007-12-16T13:33:22-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Susan B.
Chapters: 1, Words: 834, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

This was my first MoragSusan story. Unrequited girl love. It's pretty cute. Morag stinks at Herbology and Susan is the only one who can help her. Femmeslash. Anyone notice my summaries always stink?

Found the Right Sign

2007-12-16T11:45:56-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 716, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

Same description as for Follow You Down. Really shouldn't do that anymore. More bad fluff. RosethornLark. Femmeslash.

Follow You Down

2007-12-16T11:35:18-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 906, Reviews: 1 Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

I was listening to Gin Blossoms and this is what happened. Bad RosethornLark fluff. If you're into good stories that have somewhat of a point, I wouldn't suggest reading this one. Femmeslash.

Kill the Spider

2007-12-16T11:32:38-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 961, Reviews: 2 Published: 12-16-07
Status: In-Progress

Rosethorn is ashamed of her pure and loving heart. Lark is called to help her understand that being loving is not the worst thing that could happen. RosethornLark. Just another study in character.

Antsy Goblet

2007-12-16T11:21:26-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Minerva M. & R. Hooch
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,174, Reviews: 5 Published: 12-16-07
Status: Complete

McGonagall is conducting a normal, difficult Transfigurations class and someone manages to surprise her. Then a little femmeslash, because all is fun in love and magic. McHooch.

Lark in the Fog

2007-12-16T10:52:32-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Friendship
Pairing: Circle of Magic & Circle of Magic
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,552, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-16-07 Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

Discipline is out of milk and Lark's on a mission to the hub. She didn't predict the incredible fog that swept through the area. Chapter Two now up. It's a prechapter.

What's in a Name?

2006-10-19T18:26:25-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Drama/General
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,791, Reviews: 3 Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

Young Rosethorn is struck with a few memories on numerous accounts, affecting both her current self and name. She finds a very surprising set of ears ready to listen. Her surprise is limitless when she finds herself actually SPEAKING into those ears.

Shopping with Rikku

2006-10-19T18:21:01-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Final Fantasy X-2
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Paine & Rikku
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,013, Reviews: 2 Published: 10-19-06
Status: Complete

Rikku's in the mood for shopping and has dragged Paine along for a bit of steamy shopping fun. Maybe they'll go home with a purchase or two. RiPa. Femmeslash.

The Old Habit

2006-07-21T13:29:42-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 574, Reviews: 2 Published: 7-21-06
Status: Complete

Femmeslash. The way Rosethorn deels with children is even harsher than her very workedin habit. It's time for a confrontation she's dreaded Lark is ready for a little conversation.

I Love You, You Idiot

2006-07-21T13:27:55-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 469, Reviews: 4 Published: 7-21-06
Status: Complete

Femmeslash. Rosethorn WANTS to say it it's been years and she HASN'T. This time she's set her foot downshe's going to say it no matter what sort of babble comes flying from her lips.

Disassembly

2006-06-08T19:41:30-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Minerva M. & Sybill T.
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,743, Reviews: 6 Published: 6-8-06
Status: Complete

A very aggravated Minerva McGonagall is met with an oblivious Sibyll Trelawny. What's new? Well, it's not what's new that's important. It's what has already past and what is coming in the future, what McGonagall and Trelawny excel at, respectively. FS

Shrunken Shirt

2006-06-07T17:06:54-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,799, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-7-06 Published: 7-14-05
Status: In-Progress

Rosethorn's temper is sparking up thanks to the sudden shrinking of her favorite shirt. She knows who to blame and where to find her, but suddenly doesn't know how to reply. Possibly standalone. Rosethorn x Lark. FxF love. Don't like it, don't read it.

History of Quiddich

2006-04-15T12:14:41-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Harry Potter
Language: English, Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Minerva M. & R. Hooch
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,586, Reviews: 8 Published: 4-15-06
Status: Complete

McGonagall spots a very distressed Hooch and is quick to comfort her. Memories are triggered and McGonagall is sent on a pleasant ride of memories. The two have always connected over Quiddich. Femmeslash.

Leaving the Greenhouse

2006-01-31T19:00:28-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,469, Reviews: 4 Published: 1-31-06
Status: Complete

Rosethorn has been with Crane since she was in her adolescent years. She notices her feelings begin to slip from him. How will she handle this challenge?

Patience, Lark

2005-11-12T16:55:56-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 845, Reviews: 5 Published: 11-12-05
Status: Complete

Lark tries to get her mind off of a certain woman, but ends up right in her arms. Standalone. Femmeslash.

Rosethorn's Haircut Mishap

2005-10-29T15:12:25-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 927, Reviews: 4 Published: 10-29-05
Status: Complete

Rosethorn didn't always have short hair why does she now?

Rosethorn's Birthday

2005-09-24T19:25:09-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,729, Reviews: 4 Published: 9-24-05
Status: Complete

It's Rosethorn's birthday, but she seems to have forgotten. That could be quite an ouch or will it turn out to be quite a good mistake? Shoujoai Lesbian Femmeslash. RosethornxLark.

A Failed Skinning

2005-09-06T17:37:56-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Warcraft
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,906, Reviews: 6 Published: 9-6-05
Status: Complete

Aramune is fed up with staying hidden and short evenings of touch. For once, she wishes for something that will last, acceptance, and the support of her friends and family. Will a humorous accident lead her to these? FxF shoujoai yuri lesbian.

Shifted Papers

2005-09-06T15:26:44-08:00

Author: Cranky Crocus
Category: Song of the Lioness
Language: English, Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Pairing: Circle of Magic
Chapters: 1, Words: 562, Reviews: 3 Published: 9-6-05
Status: Complete

Sandry has felt certain loneliness since the death of her parents. This particular night, can Lark fill this void?